CHAPTER XI

 

GUMBRIL had spent the afternoon at Bloxam Gardens.  His chin was still sore from the spirit gum with which he had attached to it the symbol of the Complete Man; he was feeling also a little fatigued.  Rosie had been delighted to see him; St Jerome had gone on solemnly communicating all the time.

       His father had gone out to dine, and Gumbril had eaten his rump steak and drunk his bottle of stout alone.  He was sitting now in front of the open french windows which led from his father’s workroom on to the balcony, with a block on his knee and a fountain-pen in his hand, composing the advertisement for the Patent Small-Clothes.  Outside, in the plane-trees of the square, the birds had gone through their nightly performance.  But Gumbril had paid no attention to them.  He sat there, smoking, sometimes writing a word or two – sunk in the quagmire of his own drowsy and comfortable body.  The flawless weather of the day had darkened into a blue May evening.  It was agreeable merely to be alive.

       He sketched out two or three advertisements in the grand idealistic transatlantic style.  He imagined one in particular with a picture of Nelson at the head of the page and ‘England expects …’ printed large beneath it.  ‘England … Duty … these are solemn words.’  That was how it would begin.  ‘These are solemn words, and we use them solemnly as men who realize what Duty is, and who do all that in them lies to perform it as Englishmen should.  The Manufacturer’s is a sacred trust.  The guide and ruler of the modern world, he has, like the Monarch of other days, responsibilities towards his people; he has a Duty to fulfil.  He rules, but he must also serve.  We realize our responsibilities, we take them seriously.  Gumbril’s Patent Small-Clothes have been brought into the world that they may serve.  Our Duty towards you is a Duty of Service.  Our proud boast is that we perform it.  But besides his Duty towards Others, every man has a duty towards Himself.  What is that Duty?  It is to keep himself in the highest possible state of physical and spiritual fitness.  Gumbril’s Patent Small-Clothes protect the lumbar ganglia….’  After that it would be plain medical and mystical sailing.

       As soon as he got to the ganglia, Gumbril stopped writing.  He put down the block, sheathed his pen, and abandoned himself to the pleasures of pure idleness.  He sat, he smoked his cigar.  In the basement, two floors down, the cook and the house-parlourmaid were reading – one the Daily Mirror, the other the Daily Sketch.  For them, Her Majesty the Queen spoke kindly words to crippled female orphans; the jockeys tumbled at the jumps; Cupid was busy in Society, and the murderers who had disembowelled their mistresses were at large.  Above him was the city of models, was a bedroom, a servant’s bedroom, an attic of tanks and ancient dirt, the roof and, after that, two or three hundred light-years away, a star of the fourth magnitude.  On the other side of the party-wall on his right, a teeming family of Jews led their dark, compact, Jewish lives with a prodigious intensity.  At this moment they were all passionately quarrelling.  Beyond the wall on the left lived the young journalist and his wife.  Tonight it was he who had cooked the supper.  The young wife lay on the sofa, feeling horribly sick; she was going to have a baby, there could be no doubt about it now.  They had meant not to have one; it was horrible.  And, outside, the birds were sleeping in the trees, the invading children from the slum tumbled and squealed.  Ships meanwhile were walloping across the Atlantic freighted with more cigars.  Rosie at this moment was probably mending Shearwater’s socks.  Gumbril sat and smoked, and the universe arranged itself in a pattern about him, like iron filings round a magnet.

       The door opened, and the house-parlourmaid intruded Shearwater upon his lazy felicity, abruptly, in her unceremonious old way, and hurried back to the Daily Sketch.

       ‘Shearwater!  This is very agreeable,’ said Gumbril.  ‘Come and sit down.’  He pointed to a chair.

       Clumsily, filling the space that two ordinary men would occupy, Shearwater came zigzagging and lurching across the room, bumped against the work-table and the sofa as he passed, and finally sat down in the indicated chair.

       It suddenly occurred to Gumbril that this was Rosie’s husband: he had not thought of that before.  Could it be in the marital capacity that he presented himself so unexpected now?  After this afternoon…. He had come home; Rosie had confessed all…. Ah! but then she didn’t know who he was.  He smiled to himself at the thought.  What a joke!  Perhaps Shearwater had come to complain to him of the unknown Complete Man – to him!  It was delightful.  Anon – the author of all those ballads in the Oxford Book of English Verse: the famous Italian painter – Ignoto.  Gumbril was quite disappointed when his visitor began to talk of other themes than Rosie.  Sunk in the quagmire of his own comfortable guts, he felt good-humouredly obscene.  The dramatic scabrousness of the situation would have charmed him in his present mood.  Good old Shearwater – but what an ox of a man!  If he, Gumbril, took the trouble to marry a wife, he would at least take some interest in her.

       Shearwater had begun to talk in general terms about life.  What could he be getting at, Gumbril wondered?  What particulars were ambushed behind these generalizations?  There were silences.  Shearwater looked, he thought, very gloomy.  Under his thick moustache the small, pouting, babyish mouth did not smile.  The candid eyes had a puzzled, tired expression in them.

       ‘People are queer,’ he said after one of his silences.  ‘Very queer.  One has no idea how queer they are.’

       Gumbril laughed.  ‘But I have a very clear idea of their queerness,’ he said.  ‘Everyone’s queer, and the ordinary, respectable, bourgeois people are the queerest of the lot.  How do they manage to live like that?  It’s astonishing.  When I think of all my aunts and uncles …’ He shook his head.

       ‘Perhaps it’s because I’m rather incurious,’ said Shearwater.  ‘One ought to be curious, I think.  I’ve come to feel lately that I’ve not been curious enough about people.’  The particulars began to peep, alive and individual, out of the vagueness, like rabbits; Gumbril saw them in his fancy, at the fringe of a wood.

       ‘Quite,’ he said encouragingly.  ‘Quite.’

       ‘I think too much of my work,’ Shearwater went on, frowning.  ‘Too much physiology.  There’s also psychology.  People’s minds as well as their bodies…. One shouldn’t be limited.  Not too much, at any rate.  People’s minds …’ He was silent for a moment.  ‘I can imagine,’ he went on at last, as in the tone of one who puts a very hypothetical case, ‘I can imagine one’s getting so much absorbed in somebody else’s psychology that one could really think of nothing else.’  The rabbits seemed already to come out into the open.

       ‘That’s a process,’ said Gumbril, with middle-aged jocularity, speaking out of his private warm morass, ‘that’s commonly called falling in love.’

       There was another silence.  Shearwater broke it to begin talking about Mrs Viveash.  He had lunched with her three or four days running.  He wanted Gumbril to tell him what she was really like.  ‘She seems to me a very extraordinary woman,’ he said.

       ‘Like everybody else,’ said Gumbril irritatingly.  It amused him to see the rabbits scampering about at last.

       ‘I’ve never known a woman like that before.’

       Gumbril laughed.  ‘You’d say that of any woman you happened to be interested in,’ he said.  ‘You’ve never known any women at all.’  He knew much more about Rosie, already, than Shearwater did, or probably ever would.

       Shearwater meditated.  He thought of Mrs Viveash, her cool, pale, critical eyes; her laughter, faint and mocking; her words that pierced into the mind, goading it into thinking unprecedented thoughts.

       ‘She interests me,’ he repeated.  ‘I want you to tell me what she’s really like.’  He emphasized the word really, as though there must, in the nature of things, be a vast difference between the apparent and the real Mrs Viveash.

       Most lovers, Gumbril reflected, picture to themselves, in their mistresses, a secret reality, beyond and different from what they see every day.  They are in love with somebody else – their own invention.  And sometimes there is a secret reality; and sometimes reality and appearance are the same.  The discovery, in either case, is likely to cause a shock.  ‘I don’t know,’ he said.  ‘How should I know?  You must find out for yourself.’

       ‘But you know her, you know her well,’ said Shearwater, almost with anxiety in his voice.

       ‘Not so well as all that.’

       Shearwater sighed profoundly, like a whale in the night.  He felt restless, incapable of concentrating.  His mind was full of a horrible confusion.  A violent eruptive bubbling up from below had shaken its calm clarity to pieces.  All this absurd business of passion – he had always thought it nonsense, unnecessary.  With a little strength of will one could shut it out.  Women – only for half an hour out of the twenty-four.  But she had laughed, and his quiet, his security had vanished.  ‘I can imagine,’ he had said to her yesterday, ‘I can imagine myself giving up everything, work and all, to go running round after you.’  ‘And do you suppose I should enjoy that?’ Mrs Viveash had asked.  ‘It would be ridiculous,’ he said, ‘it would be almost shameful.’  And she had thanked him for the compliment.  ‘And at the same time,’ he went on, ‘I feel that it might be worth it.  It might be the only thing.’  His mind was confused, full of new thoughts.  ‘It’s difficult,’ he said after a pause, ‘arranging things.  Very difficult.  I thought I had arranged them so well …’

       ‘I never arrange anything,’ said Gumbril, very much the practical philosopher.  ‘I take things as they come.’  And as he spoke the words, suddenly he became rather disgusted with himself.  He shook himself; he climbed out of his own morass.  ‘It would be better, perhaps, if I arranged things more,’ he added.

       ‘Render therefore unto Cæsar the things which are Cæsar’s,’ said Shearwater, as though to himself; ‘and to God, and to sex, and to work…. There must be a working arrangement.’  He sighed again.  ‘Everything in proportion.  In proportion,’ he repeated, as though the word were magical and had power.  ‘In proportion.’

       ‘Who’s talking about proportion?’  They turned round.  In the doorway Gumbril Senior was standing, smoothing his ruffled hair and tugging at his beard.  His eyes twinkled cheerfully behind his spectacles.  ‘Poaching on my architectural ground?’ he said.

       ‘This is Shearwater,’ Gumbril Junior put in, and explained who he was.

       The old gentleman sat down.  ‘Proportion,’ he said – ‘I was just thinking about it, now, as I was walking back.  You can’t help thinking about it in these London streets, where it doesn’t exist.  You can’t help pining for it.  There are some streets … oh, my God!’  And Gumbril Senior threw up his hands in horror.  ‘It’s like listening to a symphony of cats to walk along them.  Senseless discords and a horrible disorder all the way.  And one street that was really like a symphony by Mozart – how busily and gleefully they’re pulling it down now!  Another year and there’ll be nothing left of Regent Street.  There’ll only be a jumble of huge, hideous buildings at three-quarters of a million apiece.  A concert of Brobdingnagian cats.  Order had been turned into a disgusting chaos.  We need no barbarians from outside; they’re on the premises, all the time.’

       The old man paused and pulled his beard meditatively.  Gumbril Junior sat in silence, smoking; and in silence Shearwater revolved within the walls of his great round head his agonizing thoughts of Mrs Viveash.

       ‘It has always struck me as very curious,’ Gumbril Senior went on, ‘that people are so little affected by the vile and discordant architecture around them.  Suppose, now, that all these brass bands of unemployed ex-soldiers that blow so mournfully at all the street corners were suddenly to play nothing but a series of senseless and devilish discords – why, the first policeman would move them on, and the second would put them under arrest, and the passers-by would try to lynch them on their way to the police station.  There would be a real spontaneous outcry of indignation.  But when at these same street corners the contractors run up enormous palaces of steel and stone that are every bit as stupid and ignoble and inharmonious as ten brass bandsmen each playing a different tune in a different key, there is no outcry.  The police don’t arrest the architect; the passing pedestrians don’t throw stones at the workmen.  They don’t notice that anything’s wrong.  It’s odd,’ said Gumbril Senior.  ‘It’s very odd.’

       ‘Very odd,’ Gumbril Junior echoed.

       ‘The fact is, I suppose,’ Gumbril Senior went on, smiling with a certain air of personal triumph, ‘the fact is that architecture is a more difficult and intellectual art than music.  Music – that’s just a faculty you’re born with, as you might be born with a snub nose.  But the sense of plastic beauty – though that’s, of course, also an inborn faculty – is something that has to be developed and intellectually ripened.  It’s an affair of the mind; experience and thought have to draw it out.  There are infant prodigies in music, but there are no infant prodigies in architecture.’  Gumbril Senior chuckled with a real satisfaction.  ‘A man can be an excellent musician and a perfect imbecile.  But a good architect must also be a man of sense, a man who knows how to think and to profit by experience.  Now, as almost none of the people who pass along the streets in London, or any other city in the world, do know how to think or to profit be experience, it follows that they cannot appreciate architecture.  The innate faculty is strong enough in them to make them dislike discord in music; but they haven’t the wits to develop that other innate faculty – the sense of plastic beauty – which would enable them to see and disapprove of the same barbarism in architecture.  Come with me,’ Gumbril Senior added, getting up from his chair, ‘and I’ll show you something that will illustrate what I’ve been saying.  Something you’ll enjoy, too.  Nobody’s seen it yet,’ he said mysteriously as he led the way upstairs.  ‘It’s only just finished – after months and years.  It’ll cause a stir when they see it – when I let them see it, if ever I do, that is.  The dirty devils!’ Gumbril Senior added good-humouredly.

       On the landing of the next floor he paused, felt in his pocket, took out a key and unlocked the door of what should have been the second best bedroom.  Gumbril Junior wondered, without very much curiosity, what the new toy would turn out to be.  Shearwater wondered only how he could possess Mrs Viveash.

       ‘Come on,’ called Gumbril Senior from inside the room.  He turned on the light.  They entered.

       It was a big room; but almost the whole of the floor was covered by an enormous model, twenty feet long by ten or twelve wide, of a complete city traversed from end to end by a winding river and dominated at its central point by a great dome.  Gumbril Junior looked at it with surprise and pleasure.  Even Shearwater was roused from his bitter ruminations of desire to look at the charming city spread out at his feet.

       ‘It’s exquisite,’ said Gumbril Junior.  ‘What is it?  The capital of Utopia, or what?’

       Delighted, Gumbril Senior laughed.  ‘Don’t you see something rather familiar in the dome?’ he asked.

       ‘Well, I had thought …’ Gumbril Junior hesitated, afraid that he might be going to say something stupid.  He bent down to look more closely at the dome.  ‘I had thought it looked rather like St Paul’s – and now that I see that it is St Paul’s.’

       ‘Quite right,’ said his father.  ‘And this is London.’

       ‘I wish it were,’ Gumbril Junior laughed.

       ‘It’s London as it might have been if they’d allowed Wren to carry out his plans of rebuilding after the Great Fire.’

       ‘And why didn’t they allow him to?’ Shearwater asked.

       ‘Chiefly,’ said Gumbril Senior, ‘because, as I’ve said before, they didn’t know how to think or profit from experience.  Wren offered them open spaces and broad streets; he offered them sunlight and air and cleanliness; he offered them beauty, order and grandeur.  He offered to build for the imagination and the ambitious spirit of man, so that even the most bestial, vaguely and remotely, as they walked those streets, might feel that they were of the same race – or very nearly – as Michelangelo; that they, too, might feel themselves, in spirit at least, magnificent, strong and free.  He offered them all these things; he drew a plan for them, walking in peril among the still-smouldering ruins.  But they preferred to re-erect the old intricate squalor; they preferred the mediæval darkness and crookedness and beastly irregular quaintness; they preferred holes and crannies and winding tunnels; they preferred foul smells sunless, stagnant air, phthisis and rickets; they preferred ugliness and pettiness and dirt; they preferred the wretched human scale of the sickly body, not of the mind.  Miserable fools!  But I suppose,’ the old man continued, shaking his head, ‘we can’t blame them.’  His hair had blown loose from its insecure anchorage; with a gesture of resignation he brushed it back into place.  ‘We can’t blame them.  We should have done the same in the circumstances – undoubtedly.  People offer us reason and beauty; but we will have none of them, because they don’t happen to square with the notions that were grafted into our souls in youth, that have grown there and become a part of us.  Experientia docet – nothing falser, so far as most of us are concerned, was ever said.  You, no doubt, my dear Theodore, have often in the past made a fool of yourself with women….’

       Gumbril Junior made an embarrassed gesture that half denied, half admitted the soft impeachment.  Shearwater turned away, painfully reminded of what, for a moment, he had half forgotten.  Gumbril Senior swept on.

       ‘Will that prevent you from making as great a fool of yourself again tomorrow?  It will not.  It will most assuredly not.’  Gumbril Senior shook his head.  ‘The inconveniences and horrors of the pox are perfectly well known to everyone; but still the disease flourishes and spreads.  Several million people were killed in a recent war and half the world ruined; but we all busily go on in courses that make another event of the same sort inevitable.  Experientia docet?  Experientia doesn’t.  And that is why we must not be too hard on these honest citizens of London who, fully appreciating the inconveniences of darkness, disorder and dirt, manfully resisted any attempt to alter conditions which they had been taught from childhood onwards to consider as necessary, right and belonging inevitably to the order of things.  We must not be too hard.  We are doing something even worse ourselves.  Knowing by a century of experience how beautiful, how graceful, how soothing to the mind is an ordered piece of town-planning, we pull down almost the only specimen of it we possess and put up in its place a chaos of Portland stone that is an offence against civilization.  But let us forget about these old citizens and the labyrinth of ugliness and inconvenience which we have inherited from them, and which is called London.  Let us forget the contemporaries who are making it still worse than it was.  Come for a walk with me through this ideal city.  Look.’

       And Gumbril Senior began expounding it to them.

       In the middle, there, of that great elliptical Piazza at the eastern end of the new City, stands, four-square, the Royal Exchange.  Pierced only with small dark windows, and built of rough ashlars of the silvery Portland stone, the ground floor serves as a massy foundation for the huge pilasters that slide up, between base and capital, past three tiers of pedimented windows.  Upon them rest the cornice, the attic and the balustrade, and on every pier of the balustrade a statue holds up its symbol against the sky.  Four great portals, rich with allegory, admit to the courtyard with its double tier of coupled columns, its cloister and its gallery.  The statue of Charles the Martyr rides triumphantly in the midst, and within the windows one guesses the great rooms, rich with heavy garlands of plaster, panelled with carved wood.

       Ten streets give on to the Piazza, and at either end of its ellipse the water of sumptuous fountains ceaselessly blows aloft and falls.  Commerce, in that to the north of the Exchange, holds up her cornucopia, and from the midst of its grapes and apples the master jet leaps up; from the teats of all the ten Useful Arts, grouped with their symbols about the central figure, there spouts a score of fine subsidiary streams.  The dolphins, the seahorses and the Tritons sport in the basin below.  To the south, the ten principal cities of the Kingdom stand in a family round the Mother London, who pours from her urn an inexhaustible Thames.

       Ranged round the Piazza are the Goldsmiths’ Hall, the Office of Excise, the Mint, the Post Office.  Their flanks are curved to curve of the ellipse.  Between pilasters, their windows look out on to the Exchange, and the sister statues on the balustrades beckon to one another across the intervening space.

       Two master roads of ninety feet from wall to wall run westwards from the Exchange.  Newgate ends the more northern vista with an Arch of Triumph, whose three openings are deep, shadowy and solemn as the entries of caverns.  The Guildhall and the halls of the twelve City Companies in their livery of rose-red brick, with their lacings of white stone at the coigns and round the windows, lend to the street and air of domestic and comfortable splendour.  And every two or three hundred paces the line of the houses is broken, and in the indentation of a square recess there rises, conspicuous and insular, the fantastic tower of a parish church.  Spire out of dome; octagon on octagon diminishing upwards; cylinder on cylinder; round lanterns, lanterns of many sides; towers with airy pinnacles; clusters of pillars linked by incurving cornices, and above them, four more clusters and above once more; square towers pierced with pointed windows; spires uplifted on flying buttresses; spires bulbous at the base – the multitude of them beckons, familiar and friendly, on the sky.  From the other shore, or sliding along the quiet river, you see them all, you tell over their names; and the great dome swells up in the midst overtopping them all.

       The dome of St Paul’s.

       The other master street that goes westward from the Piazza of the Exchange slants down towards it.  The houses are of brick, plain-faced and square, arcaded at the base, so that the shops stand back from the street and the pedestrian walks dry-shod under the harmonious succession of the vaultings.  And there at the end of the street, at the base of a triangular space formed by the coming together of this with another master street that runs eastwards to Tower Hill, there stands the Cathedral.  To the north of it is the Deanery and under the arcades are the booksellers’ shops.

       From St Paul’s the main road slopes down under the swaggering Italianate arches of Ludgate, past  the wide lime-planted boulevards that run north and south within and without the city wall, to the edge of the Fleet Ditch – widened now into a noble canal, on whose paved banks the barges unload their freights of country stuff – leaps it on a single flying arch to climb again to round circus, a little to the east of Temple Bar, from which, in a pair of diagonally superimposed crosses, either roads radiate: three northwards towards Holborn, three from the opposite are towards the river, one eastward to the City, and one past Lincoln’s Inn Fields to the west.  The piazza is all of brick and the houses that compose it are continuous above the ground-floor level; for the roads lead out under archways.  To one who stands in the centre at the foot of the obelisk that commemorates the victory over the Dutch, it seems a smooth well of brickwork pierced by eight arched conduits at the base and diversified above by the three tiers of plain, unornamented windows.

       Who shall describe all the fountains in the open places, all the statues and ornaments?  In the circus north of London Bridge, where the four roads come together, stands a pyramid of nymphs and Tritons – river goddesses of Polyolbion, sea-gods of the island beaches – bathing in a ceaseless tumble of white water.  And here the city griffon spouts from its beak, the royal lion from between its jaws.  St George at the foot of the Cathedral rides down a dragon whose nostrils spout, not fire, but the clear water of the New River.  In front of the India House, four elephants of black marble, endorsed with towers of white, blow through their upturned trunks the copious symbol of Eastern wealth.  In the gardens of the Tower sits Charles the Second, enthroned among a troop of Muses, Cardinal Virtues, Graces, and Hours.  The tower of the Customs-House is a pharos.  A great water-gate, the symbol of naval triumph, spans the Fleet at its junction with the Thames.  The river is embanked from Blackfriars to the Tower, and at every twenty paces a grave stone angel looks out from the piers of the balustrade across the water….

       Gumbril Senior expounded his city with passion.  He pointed to the model on the ground, he lifted his arms and turned up his eyes to suggest the size and splendour of his edifice.  His hair blew wispily loose and fell into his eyes, and had to be brushed impatiently back again.  He pulled at his beard; his spectacles flashed, as though they were living eyes.  Looking at him, Gumbril Junior could imagine that he saw before him the passionate and gesticulating silhouette of one of those old shepherds who stand at the base of Piranesi’s ruins demonstrating obscurely the prodigious grandeur and the abjection of the human race.