CHAPTER TEN
This Friday, Mr Stoyte's afternoon
in town had been exceptionally uneventful.
Nothing untoward had occurred during the preceding week. In the course of his various meetings and
interviews nobody had said or done anything to make him lose his tempter. The reports on business conditions had been
very satisfactory. The Japs had bought another hundred thousand barrels of
oil. Copper was up two cents. The demand for bentonite
was definitely increasing. True,
applications for bank credit had been rather disappointing; but the influenza
epidemic had raised the weekly turnover of the Pantheon to a figure well above
the average.
Things went
so smoothly that Mr Stoyte was through with all his
business more than an hour before he had expected. Finding himself with time to spare, he stopped
on the way home at his agent's, to find out what was happening on the
estate. The interview lasted only a few
minutes - long enough, however, to put Mr Stoyte in a
fury that sent him rushing out to the car.
'Drive to
Mr Propter's,' he ordered with a peremptory ferocity
as he slammed the door.
What the
hell did Bill Propter think he was doing? he kept
indignantly asking himself. Shoving his
nose into other people's business. And
all on account of those lousy bums who had come to pick oranges! All for those tramps, those stinking, filthy
hobos! Mr Stoyte
had a peculiar hatred for the ragged hordes of transients on whom he depended
for the harvesting of his crops, a hatred that was more than the rich man's
ordinary dislike of the poor. Not that
he didn't experience that complex mixture of fear and physical disgust, of
stifled compassion and shame transformed by repression into chronic
exasperation. He did. But over and above this common and generic
dislike for poor people, he was moved by other hatreds of his own. Mr Stoyte was a
rich man who had been poor. In the six
years between the time when he ran away from his father and grandmother in
Nashville and the time when he had been adopted by the black sheep of the
family, his Uncle Tom, in California, Jo Stoyte had
learned, as he imagined, everything there was to be known about being
poor. Those years had left him with an ineradicable hatred for the circumstances of poverty and at
the same time an ineradicable contempt for all those
who had been too stupid, or too weak, or too unlucky, to climb out of the hell
into which they had fallen or been born.
The poor were odious to him, not only because they were potentially a
menace to his position in society, not only because their misfortunes demanded
a sympathy he did not wish to give, but also because they reminded him of what
he himself had suffered in the past, and at the same time because the fact that
they were still poor was a sufficient proof of their contemptibleness and his
own superiority. And since he had
suffered what they were now suffering, it was only right that they should go on
suffering what he had suffered. Also,
since their continued poverty proved them contemptible, it was proper that he,
who was now rich, should treat them in every way as the contemptible creatures
they had shown themselves to be. Such
was the logical of Mr Stoyte's emotions. And here was Bill Propter,
running counter to this logic by telling the agent that they oughtn't to take
advantage of the glut of transient labour to force down wages; that they ought,
on the contrary, to raise them - raise them, if you please, at a time when
these bums were swarming over the State like a plague of Mormon crickets! And not only that; they ought to build
accommodation for them - cabins, like the ones that crazy fool Bill had built
for them himself; two-roomed cabins at six or seven hundred dollars apiece -
for bums like that, and their women, and those disgusting children who were so
filthy dirty he wouldn't have them in his hospital; not unless they were really
dying of appendicitis or something - you couldn't refuse them then, of
course. But meanwhile, what the hell did
Bill Propter think he was doing? And it wasn't the first time either that he'd
tried to interfere. Gliding through the
twilight of the orange groves, Mr Stoyte kept
striking the palm of his left hand with his clenched right fist.
'I'll let
him have it,' he whispered to himself.
'I'll let him have it.'
Fifty years
before, Bill Propter had been the only boy in the
school who, even though he was the older and stronger, didn't make fun of him
for being fat. They had met again when
Bill was teaching at Berkeley and he himself had made good in the real estate
game and had just gone into oil. Partly
in gratitude for the way Bill Propter had acted when
they were boys, partly also in order to display his power, to redress the
balance of superiority in his own favour, Jo Stoyte
had wanted to do something handsome for the young assistant professor. But in spite of his modest salary and the two
or three miserable thousand dollars a year his father had left him, Bill Propter hadn't wanted anything done for him. He had seemed genuinely grateful, he had been
perfectly courteous and friendly; but he just didn't want to come in on the
ground floor of Consol Oil - didn't want to because, as he kept explaining, he
had all he needed and preferred not to have anything more. Jo's effort to redress the balance of
superiority had failed. Failed
disastrously, because, by refusing his offer, Bill had done something which,
though he called him a fool for doing it, compelled Jo Stoyte
secretly to admire him more than ever.
Extorted against his will, this admiration bred a corresponding
resentment towards its object. Jo Stoyte felt aggrieved that Bill had given him so many
reasons for liking him. He would have
preferred to like him without a reason, in spite of his shortcomings. But Bill had few shortcomings and many
merits, merits which Jo himself did not have and whose presence in Bill he
therefore regarded as an affront. Thus
it was that all the reasons for liking Bill Propter
were also, in Jo's eyes, equally valid reasons for disliking him. He continued to call Bill a fool; but he felt
him as a standing reproach. And yet the
nature of this standing reproach was such that he liked to be in Bill's
company. It was because Bill had settled
down on a ten-acre patch of land in this part of the valley that Mr Stoyte had decided to build his castle on the site where it
now stood. He wanted to be near Bill Propter, even though, in practice, there was almost nothing
that Bill could do or say that didn't annoy him. Today, this chronic exasperation had been
fanned by Mr Stoyte's hatred of the transients into a
passion of fury.
'I'll let
him have it,' he repeated again and again.
the car
came to a halt, and before the chauffeur could open the door for him, Mr Stoyte had darted out and was hurrying in his determined
way, looking neither to right nor left, up the path that led from the road to
his old friend's bungalow.
'Hullo,
Jo,' a familiar voice called from the shadow under the eucalyptus trees.
Mr Stoyte turned, peered through the twilight, then, without a
word, hurried towards the bench on which the three men were sitting. There was a chorus of 'Good evenings' and, as
he approached, Pete rose politely and offered him his place. Ignoring his gesture and his very presence,
Mr Stoyte addressed himself immediately to Bill Propter.
'Why the
hell can't you leave my man alone?' he almost shouted.
Mr Propter looked at him with only a moderate
astonishment. He was used to these
outbursts from poor Jo; he had long since divined their fundamental cause and
knew by experience how to deal with them.
'Which man,
Jo?' he asked.
'Bob Hansen,
of course. What do you mean by going to
him behind my back?'
'When I
went to you,' said Mr Propter, 'you told me it was
Hansen's business. So I went to Hansen.'
This was so
infuriatingly true that Mr Stoyte could only resort
to roaring. He roared. 'Interfering with him in his work! What's the idea?'
'Pete's
offering you a seat,' Mr Propter put in. 'Or, if you prefer it, there's an iron chair
behind you. You'd better sit down, Jo.'
'I'm not
going to sit down,' Mr Stoyte bellowed. 'And I want an answer. What's the idea?'
'The idea?'
Mr Propter repeated in his slow quiet way. 'Well, it's quite an old one, you know. I didn't invent it.'
'Can't you
answer me?'
'It's the
idea that men and women are human beings.
Not vermin.'
'Those bums
of yours!'
Mr Propter turned to Pete.
'You may as well sit down again,' he said.
'Those
lousy bums! I tell you I won't stand
it.'
'Besides,'
Mr Propter went on, 'I'm a practical man. You're not.'
'Me not
practical?' Mr Stoyte echoed with indignant
amazement. 'Not practical? Well, look at the place I live in and then
look at this dump of yours.'
'Exactly. That proves the point. You're hopelessly romantic, Jo; so romantic,
you think people can work when they haven't had enough to eat.'
'You're
trying to make communists of them.' The
word 'communist' renewed Mr Stoyte's passion and at
the same time justified it; his indignation ceased to be merely personal and
became righteous. 'You're nothing but a
communist agitator.' His voice trembled,
Mr Propter sadly noticed, just as Pete's had trembled
half an hour before at the words 'fascist aggression.' He wondered if the boy had noticed or, having
noticed, would take the hint. 'Nothing
but a communist agitator,' Mr Stoyte repeated with a
crusader's zeal.
'I thought
we were talking about eating,' said Mr Propter.
'You're
stalling!'
'Eating and
working - wasn't that it?'
'I've put
up with you all these years,' Mr Stoyte went on. 'For old times' sake. But now I'm through. I'm sick of you. Talking communism to those bums! Making the place dangerous for decent people
to live in.'
'Decent?'
Mr Propter echoed, and was tempted to laugh, but
immediately checked the impulse. Being
laughed at in the presence of Pete and Mr Pordage
might goad the poor fellow into doing something irreparably stupid.
'I'll have
you run out of the valley,' Mr Stoyte was
roaring. 'I'll see that you're ...' He
broke off in the middle of the sentence and stood there for a few seconds in
silence, his mouth still open and working, his eyes staring. That drumming in the ears, that tingling heat
in the face - they had suddenly reminded him of his blood-pressure, of Dr
Obispo, of death. Death and that
flame-coloured text in his bedroom at home.
Terrible to fall into the hands of the living God - not Prudence's God,
of course; the other one, the real one, the God of his father and
grandmother.
Mr Stoyte drew a deep breath, pulled out his handkerchief,
wiped his face and neck, then, without uttering another word, turned and began
to walk away.
Mr Propter got up, hurried after him and, in spite of the
other's angry motion of recoil, took Mr Stoyte's arm
and walked along beside him.
'I want to
show you something, Jo,' he said.
'Something that'll interest you, I think.'
'I don't
want to see it,' said Mr Stoyte between his false
teeth.
Mr Propter paid no attention, but continued to lead him
towards the back of the house. 'It's a
gadget that Abbot of the Smithsonian has been working on for some time,' he
continued. 'A thing for making use of
solar energy.' He interrupted himself
for a moment to call back to the others to follow him; then turned again to Mr Stoyte and resumed the conversation. 'Much more compact than anything of the kind
that's ever been made before,' he said.
'Much more efficient, too.' And
he went on to describe the system of trough-shaped reflectors, the tubes of oil
heated to a temperature of four or five hundred degrees Fahrenheit; the boiler
for raising steam, if you wanted to run a low-pressure engine; the
cooking-range and water-heater, if you were using it only for domestic
purposes. 'Pity the sun's down,' he
said, as they stood in front of the machine.
'I'd have liked to show you the way it works the engine. I've had two horse-power, eight hours a day,
ever since I got the thing working last week.
Not bad considering we're still in January. We'll have her working overtime all summer.'
Mr Stoyte had intended to persist in his silence - just to
show Bill that he was still angry, that he hadn't forgiven him; but his
interest in the machine and, above all, his exasperated concern with Bill's
idiotic, crackpot notions were too much for him. 'What the hell do you want with two
horse-power, eight hours a day?' he asked.
'To run my
electric generator.'
'But what
do you want with an electric generator?
Haven't you got your current wired in from the city?'
'Of
course. And I'm trying to see how far I
can be independent of the city.'
'But what
for?'
Mr Propter uttered a little laugh. 'Because I believe in Jeffersonian
democracy.'
'What the
hell has Jeffersonian democracy to do with it?' said
Mr Stoyte with mounting irritation. 'Can't you believe in Jefferson and have your
current wired in from the city?'
'That's
exactly it,' said Mr Propter; 'you almost certainly
can't.'
'What do
you mean?'
'What I
say,' Mr Propter answered mildly.
'I believe
in democracy too,' Mr Stoyte announced with a look of
defiance.
'I know you
do. And you also believe in being the
undisputed boss in all your businesses.'
'I should
hope so!'
'There's
another name for an undisputed boss,' said Mr Propter. '"Dictator."'
'What are
you trying to get at?'
'Merely at
the facts. You believe in democracy; but
you're at the head of the businesses which have to be run dictatorially. And your subordinates have to accept your
dictatorship because they're dependent on you for their living. In Russia they'd depend on government
officials for their living. Perhaps you
think that's an improvement,' he added, turning to Pete.
Pete
nodded. 'I'm all for the public
ownership of the means of production,' he said.
It was the first time he had openly confessed his faith in the presence
of his employer; he felt happy at having dared to be a Daniel.
'"Public
ownership of the means of production,"' Mr Propter
repeated. 'But unfortunately governments
have a way of regarding the individual producers as being parts of the
means. Frankly, I'd rather have Jo Stoyte as my boss than Jo Stalin. This Jo' (he laid his hand on Mr Stoyte's shoulder), 'this Jo can't have you executed; he
can't send you to the Arctic; he can't prevent you from getting a job under
another boss. Whereas the other Jo ...'
he shook his head. 'Not that,' he added,
'I'm exactly longing to have even this Jo as my boss.'
'You'd be
fired pretty quick,' growled Mr Stoyte.
'I don't
want any boss,' Mr Propter went on. 'The more bosses, the less democracy. But unless people can support themselves,
they've got to have a boss who'll undertake to do it for them. So the less self-support, the less
democracy. In Jefferson's day, a great
many Americans did support themselves.
They were economically independent.
Independent of government and independent of big business. Hence the Constitution.'
'We've
still got the Constitution,' said Mr Stoyte.
'No doubt,'
Mr Propter agreed.
'But if we had to make a new Constitution today, what would it be
like? A Constitution to fit the facts of
New York and Chicago and Detroit; of United States Steel and the Public
Utilities and General Motors and the C.I.O. and the government
departments. What on earth would it be
like?' he repeated. 'We respect our old
Constitution, but in fact we live under a new one. And if we want to live under the first, we've
got to recreate something like the conditions under which the first was
made. That's why I'm interested in this
gadget.' He patted the frame of the
machine. 'Because it may help to give
independence to anyone who desires independence. Not that many do desire it,' he added
parenthetically. 'The propaganda in
favour of dependence is too strong.
They've come to believe that you can't be happy unless you're entirely
dependent on government or centralized business. But for the few who do care about democracy,
who really want to be free in the Jeffersonian sense,
this thing may be a help. If it makes
them independent of fuel and power, that's already a great deal.'
Mr Stoyte looked anxious.
'Do you really think it'll do that?'
'Why not?'
said Mr Propter.
'There's a lot of sunshine running to waste in this part of the
country.'
Mr Stoyte thought of his presidency of the Consol Oil
Company. 'It won't be good for the oil
business,' he said.
'I should
hate it to be good for the oil business,' Mr Propter
answered cheerfully.
'And what
about coal?' He had an interest in a
group of West Virginia mines. 'And the
railroads?' There was that big block of
Union Pacific shares that had belonged to Prudence. 'The railroads can't get on without long hauls. And steel,' he added disinterestedly; for his
holdings in Bethlehem Steel were almost negligible. 'What happens to steel if you hurt the
railroads and cut down trucking? You're
going against progress,' he burst out in another access of righteous indignation. 'You're turning back the clock.'
'Don't
worry, Jo,' said Mr Propter. 'It won't affect your dividends for quite a
long while. There'll be plenty of time
to adjust to the new conditions.'
'With an
admirable effort, Mr Stoyte controlled his temper. 'You seem to figure I can't think of anything
but money,' he said with dignity. 'Well,
it may interest you to know that I've decided to give Dr Mulge
another thirty thousand dollars for his Art School.' (The decision had been made there and then,
for the sole purpose of serving as a weapon in the perennial battle with Bill Propter.) 'And if
you think,' he added as an afterthought, 'if you think I'm only concerned with
my own interests, read the special World's Fair number of the New York
Times. Read that,' he insisted with
the solemnity of a fundamentalist recommending the Book of Revelation. 'You'll see that the most forward-looking men
in the country think as I do.' He spoke
with unaccustomed and incongruous unction, in the phraseology of after-dinner
eloquence. 'The way of progress is the
way of better organization, more service from business, more goods for the
consumer!' Then, incoherently, 'Look at
the way a housewife goes to her grocer,' he added, 'and buys a package of some
nationally advertised cereal or something.
That's progress. Not your
crackpot idea of doing everything at home with this idiotic contraption.' Mr Stoyte had
reverted completely to his ordinary style.
'You always were a fool, Bill, and I guess you always will be. And remember what I told you about
interfering with Bob Hansen. I won't
stand for it.' In dramatic silence he
walked away; but after taking a few steps he halted and called back over his
shoulder, 'Come up to dinner, if you feel like it.'
'Thanks,'
said Mr Propter.
'I will.'
Mr Stoyte walked briskly towards his car. He had forgotten about high blood-pressure
and the living God and felt all of a sudden unaccountably and unreasonably
happy. It was not that he had scored any
notable success in his battle with Bill Propter. He hadn't; and, what was more, in the process
of not scoring a success he had made, and was even half aware that he had made,
a bit of a fool of himself. The source
of his happiness was elsewhere. He was
happy, though he would never have admitted the fact, because, in spite of
everything, Bill seemed to like him.
In the car,
as he drove back to the castle, he whistled to himself.
Entering
(with his hat on, as usual; for even after all these years he still derived a
childish pleasure from the contrast between the palace in which he lived and
the proletarian manners he affected), Mr Stoyte
crossed the great hall, stepped into the elevator and, from the elevator,
walked directly into Virginia's boudoir.
When he
opened the door, the two were sitting at least fifteen feet apart. Virginia was at the soda-counter, pensively
eating a chocolate-and-banana split; seated in an elegant pose on one of the
pink satin armchairs, Dr Obispo was in process of lighting a cigarette.
On Mr Stoyte the impact of suspicion and jealousy was like the
blow of a fist directed (for the shock was physical and localized in the
midriff) straight to the solar plexus.
His face contracted as though with pain.
And yet he had seen nothing; there was no apparent cause for jealousy,
no visible reason, in their attitudes, their actions, their expressions, for
suspicion. Dr Obispo's manner was
perfectly easy and natural; and the Baby's smile of startled and delighted
welcome was angelic in its candour.
'Uncle
Jo!' She ran to meet him and threw her
arms round his neck. 'Uncle Jo!'
The warmth
of her tone, the softness of her lips, had a magnified effect on Mr Stoyte. Moved to the
point at which he was using the word to the limit of its double connotation, he
murmured, 'My Baby!' with a lingering emphasis.
The fact that he should have felt suspicious, even for a moment, of this
pure and adorable, this deliciously warm, resilient and perfumed child, filled
him with shame. And even Dr Obispo now
heaped coals of fire on his head.
'I was a
bit worried,' he said, as he got up from his chair, 'by the way you coughed
after lunch. That's why I came up here,
to make sure of catching you the moment you got in.' He put a hand in his pocket and, after half
drawing out and immediately replacing a little leather-bound volume, like a
prayer-book, extracted a stethoscope.
'Prevention's better than cure,' he went on. 'I'm not going to let you get influenza if I
can help it.'
Remembering
what a good week they had had at the Beverly Pantheon on account of the
epidemic, Mr Stoyte felt alarmed. 'I don't feel bad,' he said. 'I guess that cough wasn't anything. Only my old - you know: the chronic
bronchitis.'
'Maybe it
was only that. But all the same, I'd
like to listen in.' Briskly
professional, Dr Obispo hung the
stethoscope round his neck.
'He's
right, Uncle Jo,' said the Baby.
Touched by
so much solicitude, and at the same time rather disturbed by the thought that
it might perhaps be influenza, Mr Stoyte took off his
coat and waistcoat and began to undo his tie.
A moment later he was standing stripped to the waist under the crystals
of the chandelier. Modestly, Virginia
retired again to her soda-fountain. Dr
Obispo slipped the ends of the curved nickel tubes of the stethoscope into his
ears. 'Take a deep breath,' he said as
he pressed the muzzle against Mr Stoyte's chest. 'Again,' he ordered. 'Now cough.'
Looking past that thick barrel of hairy flesh, he could see, on the wall
behind the inhabitants of Watteau's mournful paradise
as they prepared to set sail for some other paradise, doubtless yet more
heartbreaking.
'Say
ninety-nine,' Dr Obispo commanded, returning from the embarkation for Cythera to a near view of Mr Stoyte's
thorax and abdomen.
'Ninety-nine,'
said Mr Stoyte.
'Ninety-nine. Ninety-nine.'
With
professional thoroughness, Dr Obispo shifted the muzzle of his stethoscope from
point to point on the curving barrel of flesh before him. There was nothing wrong, of course, with the
old buzzard. Just the familiar set of rāles and wheezes he always had. Perhaps it would make things a bit more
realistic if he were to take the creature down to his office and stick him up
in front of the fluoroscope. But no; he
really couldn't be bothered. And,
besides, this farce would be quite enough.
'Cough
again,' he said, planting his instrument among the grey hairs on Mr Stoyte's left pap.
And among other things, he went on to reflect, while Mr Stoyte forced out a succession of artificial coughs, among
other things, these old sacks of gut didn't smell too good. How any young girl could stand it, even for
money, he really couldn't imagine. And
yet the fact remained that there were thousands of them who not only stood it,
but actually enjoyed it. Or, perhaps,
'enjoy' was the wrong word. Because in
most cases there probably wasn't any question of enjoyment in the proper,
physiological sense of the word. It all
happened in the mind, not in the body.
They loved their old gut-sacks with their heads; loved them because they
admired them, because they were impressed by the gut-sack's position in the
world, or his knowledge, or his celebrity.
What they slept with wasn't the man; it was a reputation, it was the
embodiment of a function. And then, of
course, some of the girls were future models for Mother's Day advertisements;
some were little Florence Nightingales, on the look-out for a Crimean War. In those cases, the very infirmities of their
gut-sacks were added attractions. They
had the satisfaction of sleeping not only with a reputation or a stock of
wisdom, not only with a federal judgeship, for example, or the presidency of a
chamber of commerce, but also and simultaneously with a wounded soldier, with
an imbecile child, with a lovely stinking little baby who still made messes in
its bed. Even this cutie (Dr Obispo shot
a sideways glance in the direction of the soda-fountain), even this one had
something of the Florence Nightingale in her, something of the Gold Star
Mother. (And that in spite of the fact
that, with her conscious mind, she felt a kind of physical horror of physical
maternity.) Jo Stoyte
was a little bit her baby and her patient; and at the same time, of course, he
was a great deal her own private Abraham Lincoln. Incidentally, he also happened to be the man
with the chequebook. Which was a
consideration, of course. But if he were
only that, Virginia wouldn't have been so nearly happy as she obviously was. The chequebook was made more attractive by
being in the hands of a demigod who had to have a nanny to change his diapers.
'Turn
around, please.'
My Stoyte obeyed. The
back, Dr Obispo reflected, was perceptibly less revolting than the front. Perhaps because it was less personal.
'Take a
deep breath,' he said; for he was going to play the farce all over again on
this new stage. 'Another.'
Mr Stoyte breathed enormously, like a cetacean.
'And
another,' said Dr Obispo. 'And again,'
said Dr Obispo, reflecting as the old man snorted, that his own chief asset was
a refreshing unlikeness to this smelly old gut-sack. She would take him, and take him, what was
more, on his own terms. No
Romeo-and-Juliet acts, no nonsense about Love and a large L, none of that
popular song claptrap with its skies of blue, dreams come true, heaven with
you. Just sensuality for its own
sake. The real, essential concrete
thing; no less, it went without saying, but also (and this most certainly
didn't go without saying; for the bitches were always trying to get you to
stick them on pedestals, or be their soul-mates), also no more. No more, to begin with, out of respect for
scientific truth. He believed in
scientific truth. Facts were facts;
accept them as such. It was a fact, for
example, that young girls in the pay of rich old men could be seduced without
much difficulty. It was also a fact that
rich old men, however successful at business, were generally so frightened,
ignorant and stupid that they could be bamboozled by any intelligent person who
chose to try.
'Say
ninety-nine again,' he said aloud.
'Ninety-nine. Ninety-nine.'
Ninety-nine
chances out of a hundred that they would never find out anything. That was the fact about old men. The fact about love was that it consisted
essentially of tumescence and detumescence. So why embroider the fact with unnecessary
fictions? Why not be realistic? Why not
treat the whole business scientifically?
'Ninety-nine,'
Mr Stoyte went on repeating, 'Ninety-nine.'
And then,
Dr Obispo went on to reflect, as he listened without interest to the
whisperings and crepitations inside the warm, smelly
barrel before him, then there were the more personal reasons for preferring to
take love unadorned, in the chemically pure condition. Personal reasons that were also, of course, a
fact that had to be accepted. For it was
a fact that he personally found an added pleasure in the imposition of his will
upon the partner he had chosen. To be pleasurable, this imposition of will must
never be too easy, too much a matter of course.
Which ruled out all professionals.
The partner had to be an amateur and, like all amateurs, committed to
the thesis that tumescence and detumescence should
always be associated with LOVE, PASSION, SOUL-MATING -
all in upper-case letters. In imposing
his will, he imposed the contradictory doctrine, the doctrine of tumescence and
detumescence for tumescence's and detumescence's
sake. All he asked was that a partner
should give the thesis a practical try-out - however reluctantly, however
experimentally, for just this once only; he didn't care. Just a single try-out. After that it was up to him. If he couldn't make a permanent and
enthusiastic convert of her, at any rate so far as he was concerned, then the
fault was his.
'Ninety-nine,
ninety-nine,' said Mr Stoyte with exemplary patience.
'You can
stop now,' Dr Obispo told him graciously.
Just one
try-out; he could practically guarantee himself success. It was a branch of applied physiology; he was
an expert, a specialist. The Claude
Bernard of the subject. And talk of
imposing one's will! You began by forcing
the girl to accept a thesis that was in flat contradiction to all the ideas she
had been brought up with, all the dreams-come-true rigmarole of popular
ideology. Quite a pleasant little
victory, to be sure. But it was only
when you got down to the applied physiology that the series of really
satisfying triumphs began. You took an
ordinarily rational human being, a good hundred-per-cent American with a
background, a position in society, a set of conventions, a code of ethics, a
religion (Catholic in the present instance, Dr Obispo remembered
parenthetically); you took this good citizen, with rights fully and formally
guaranteed by the Constitution, you took her (and perhaps she had come to the
place of assignation in her husband's Packard limousine and direct from a
banquet, with speeches in honour, say, of Dr Nicholas Murray Butler or the
retiring Archbishop of Indianapolis), you took her and you proceeded,
systematically and scientifically, to reduce this unique personality to a mere
epileptic body, moaning and gibbering under the excruciations of a pleasure for
which you, the Claude Bernard of the subject, were responsible and of which you
remained the enjoying, but always detached, always ironically amused,
spectator.
'Just a few
more deep breaths, if you don't mind.'
Wheezily Mr Stoyte inhaled, then
with a snorting sigh emptied his lungs.