Chapter XI
After
the scene in the Fertilizing Room, all upper-caste London was wild to see this
delicious creature who had fallen on his knees before the Director of
Hatcheries and Conditioning - or rather the ex-Director, for the poor man had
resigned immediately afterwards and never set foot inside the Centre again -
had flopped down and called him (the joke was almost too good to be true!) 'my father.' Linda, on
the contrary, cut no ice; nobody had the smallest desire to see Linda. To say one was a mother - that was past a
joke: it was an obscenity. Moreover, she
wasn't a real savage, had been hatched out of a bottle and conditioned like
anyone else: so couldn't have really quaint ideas. Finally - and this was by far the strongest
reason for people's not wanting to see poor Linda - there was her
appearance. Fat; having lost her youth:
with bad teeth, and a blotched complexion, and that figure (Ford!) - you simply couldn't look at her without feeling sick, yes,
positively sick. So the best people were
quite determined not to see Linda.
And Linda, for her part, had no desire to see them. The return to civilization was for her the
return to soma, was the possibility of lying in bed and taking holiday
after holiday, without every having to come back to a headache or a fit of
vomiting, without ever being made to feel as you always felt after peyotl, as though you'd done something so shamefully
anti-social that you could never hold up your head again. Soma played none of these unpleasant
tricks. The holiday it gave was perfect
and, if the morning after was disagreeable, it was so, not intrinsically, but
only by comparison with the joys of the holiday. The remedy was to make the holiday continuous. Greedily she clamoured for ever larger, ever
more frequent doses. Dr Shaw at first
demurred; then let her have what she wanted.
She took as much as twenty grammes a day.
"Which will finish her off in a
month or two," the doctor confided to Bernard. "One day the respiratory centre will be
paralysed. No more breathing. Finished. And a good thing too. If we could rejuvenate, of course it would be
different. But we can't."
Surprisingly, as everyone thought (for on
soma-holiday Linda was most conveniently out of the way), John raised
objections.
"But aren't you shortening her life
by giving her so much?"
"In one sense, yes," Dr Shaw
admitted. "But in another we're
actually lengthening it." The young
man stared, uncomprehending. "Soma
may make you lose a few years in time," the doctor went on. "But this of the enormous, immeasurable
durations it can give you out of time.
Every soma-holiday is a bit of what our ancestors used to call
eternity."
John began to understand. "Eternity was in our lips and
eyes," he murmured.
"Eh?"
"Nothing."
"Of course," Dr Shaw went on,
"you can't allow people to go popping off into eternity if they've got any
serious work to do. But as she hasn't
got any serious work ..."
"All the same," John persisted,
"I don't believe it's right."
The doctor shrugged his shoulders. "Well, of course, if you prefer to have
her screaming mad all the time ..."
In the end John was forced to give
in. Linda got her soma. Thenceforward she remained in her little room
on the thirty-seventh floor of Bernard's apartment house, in bed, with the
radio and television always on, and the patchouli tap just dripping, and the soma
tablets within reach of her hand - there she remained; and yet wasn't there at
all, was all the time away, infinitely far away, on holiday; on holiday in some
other world, where the music of the radio was a labyrinth of sonorous colours,
a sliding, palpitating labyrinth, that led (by what beautifully inevitable
windings) to a bright centre of absolute conviction; where the dancing images
of the television box were the performers in some indescribably delicious
all-singing feely; where the dripping patchouli was more than scent - was the
sun, was a million sexophones, was Popé making love, only much more so, incomparably more, and
without end.
"No, we can't rejuvenate. But I'm very glad," Dr Shaw had
concluded, "to have had this opportunity to see an example of senility in
a human being. Thank you so much for
calling me in." He shook Bernard
warmly by the hand.
It was John, then, they were all
after. And as it was only through
Bernard, his accredited guardian, that John could be seen, Bernard now found
himself, for the first time in his life, treated not merely normally, but as a
person of outstanding importance. There
was no more talk of the alcohol in his blood-surrogate, no gibes at his
personal appearance. Henry Foster went
out of his way to be friendly; Benito Hoover made him a present of six packets
of sex-hormone chewing-gum; the Assistant Predestinator
came and cadged almost abjectly for an invitation to one of Bernard's evening
parties. As for the women, Bernard had
only to hint at the possibility of an invitation, and he could have whichever
of them he liked.
"Bernard's asked me to meet the Savage
next Wednesday," Fanny announced triumphantly.
"I'm so glad," said Lenina. "And
now you must admit that you were wrong about Bernard. Don't you think he's really rather
sweet?"
Fanny nodded. "And I must say," she said, "I was quite agreeably surprised."
The Chief Bottler, the Director of
Predestination, three Deputy Assistant Fertilizer-Generals, the Professor of Feelies in the
"And I had six girls last week"
he confided to Helmholtz Watson. "One on Monday, two on
Tuesday, two more on Friday, and one on Saturday. And if I'd had the time or the inclination,
there were at least a dozen more who were only too
anxious ..."
Helmholtz
listened to his boastings in a silence so gloomily disapproving that Bernard
was offended.
"You're envious," he said.
Helmholtz shook
his head. "I'm rather sad, that's
all," he answered.
Bernard went off in a huff. Never, he told himself,
never would he speak to Helmholtz again.
The days passed. Success went fizzily
to Bernard's head, and in the process completely reconciled him (as any good
intoxicant should do) to a world which, up till then, he had found very
unsatisfactory. In so far as it
recognized him as important, the order of things was good. But, reconciled by his success, he yet
refused to forgo the privilege of criticizing this order. For the act of criticizing heightened his sense
of importance, made him feel larger.
Moreover, he did genuinely believe that there were things to
criticize. (At the same time, he
genuinely liked being a success and having all the girls he wanted.) Before those who now, for the sake of the
Savage, paid their court to him, Bernard would parade a carping
unorthodoxy. He was politely listened
to. But behind his back people shook
their heads. "That young man will
come to a bad end," they said, prophesying the more confidently in that
they themselves would in due course personally see to it that the end was
bad. "He won't find another Savage
to help him out a second time," they said.
Meanwhile, however, there was the first Savage; they were polite. And because they were polite, Bernard felt
positively gigantic - gigantic and at the same time light with elation, lighter
than air.
"Lighter than air," said
Bernard, pointing upwards.
Like a pearl in the sky, high above them,
the Weather Department's captive balloon shone rosily in the sunshine.
“... the said
Savage," so ran Bernard's instructions, "to be shown civilized life
in all its aspects ... "
He was being shown a bird's-eye view of
it at present, a bird's-eye view from the platform of the Charing T-Tower. The Station Master and the Resident Meteorologist
were acting as guides. But it was
Bernard who did most of the talking.
Intoxicated, he was behaving as though, at the very least, he were a
visiting World Controller. Lighter than air.
The Bombay Green Rocket dropped out of
the sky. The passengers alighted. Eight identical Dravidian twins in khaki
looked out of the eight portholes of the cabin - the stewards.
"Twelve hundred and fifty kilometres
an hour," said the Station Master impressively. "What do you think of that, Mr
Savage?"
John thought it very nice. "Still," he said, "Ariel could
put a girdle round the earth in forty minutes."
"The Savage," wrote Bernard in
his report to Mustapha Mond, "shows surprisingly
little astonishment at, or awe of, civilized inventions. This is partly due, no doubt, to the fact
that he has heard them talked about by the woman Linda, his m-."
(Mustapha Mond
frowned. "Does the fool think I'm
too squeamish to see the word written out at full length?")
"Partly on his interest being
focused on what he calls 'the soul', which he persists as regarding as an
entity independent of the physical environment; whereas, as I tried to point
out to him ..."
The Controller skipped the next sentences
and was just about to turn the page in search of something more interestingly
concrete, when his eye was caught by a series of quite extraordinary
phrases. " ... thought I must
admit," he read, "that I agree with the Savage in finding civilized infantility too easy or, as he puts it, not expensive
enough; and I would like to take this opportunity of drawing your fordship's attention to ..."
Mustapha Mond's
anger gave place almost at once to mirth.
The idea of this creature solemnly lecturing him - him - about
the social order was really too grotesque.
The man must have gone mad.
"I ought to give him a lesson," he said to himself; then threw
back his head and laughed aloud. For the
moment, at any rate, the lesson would not be given.
It was a small factory of lighting-sets
for helicopters, a branch of the Electrical Equipment Corporation. They were met on the roof itself (for that
circular letter of recommendation from the Controller was magical in its
effects) by the Chief Technician and the Human Element Manager. They walked downstairs into the factory.
"Each process," explained the
Human Element Manager, "is carried out, so far as possible, by a single Bokanovsky Group."
And, in effect, eighty-three almost noseless black brachycephalic
Deltas were cold-pressing. The fifty-six
four-spindle chucking and turning machines were being manipulated by fifty-six
aquiline and ginger Gammas. One hundred
and seven heat-conditioned Epsilon Senegalese were working in the foundry. Thirty-three Delta females, long-headed,
sandy, with narrow pelvises, and all within 20 millimetres of 1 metre 69
centimetres tall, were cutting screws.
In the assembling room, the dynamos were being put together by two sets
of Gamma-plus dwarfs. The two low
work-tables faced one another; between them crawled
the conveyor with its load of separate parts; forty-seven blond heads were
confronted by forty-seven brown ones. Forty-seven snubs by forty-seven hooks; forty-seven receding by
forty-seven prognathous chins. The completed mechanisms were inspected by
eighteen identical curly auburn girls in Gamma green, packed in crates by
thirty-four short-legged, left-handed male Delta-Minuses, and loaded into the
waiting trucks and lorries by sixty-three blue-eyed,
flaxen and freckled Epsilon Semi-Morons.
"O brave new world ...” By some
malice of his memory the Savage found himself repeating Miranda's words. "O brave new world that has such people
in it."
"And I assure you," the Human
Element Manager concluded, as they left the factory, "we
hardly ever have any trouble with our workers.
We always find ..."
But the Savage had suddenly broken away
from his companions and was violently retching, behind a clump of laurels, as
though the solid earth had been a helicopter in an air pocket.
"The Savage," wrote Bernard,
"refuses to take soma, and seems much distressed because the woman
Linda, his m-, remains permanently on holiday.
It is worthy of note, that, in spite of his m-'s senility and the
extreme repulsiveness of her appearance, the Savage frequently goes to see her
and appears to be much attached to her - an interesting example of the way in
which early conditioning can be made to modify and even run counter to natural
impulses (in this case, the impulse to recoil from an unpleasant object)."
At
Dr Gaffney, the Provost, and Miss Keate, the Head Mistress, received them as they stepped out
of the plane.
"Do you have many twins here?"
the Savage asked rather apprehensively, as they set out on their tour of
inspection.
"Oh no," the Provost
answered. "
Bernard, meanwhile, had taken a strong
fancy to Miss Keate.
"If you're free any Monday, Wednesday, or Friday evening," he
was saying. Jerking his thumb towards the
Savage, "He's curious, you know," Bernard added. "Quaint."
Miss Keate
smiled (and her smile was really charming, he thought); said Thank you; would
be delighted to come to one of his parties.
The Provost opened a door.
Five minutes in that Alpha-Double-Plus
classroom left John a trifle bewildered.
"What is elementary
relativity?" he whispered to Bernard.
Bernard tried to explain, then thought better of it and suggested that
they should go to some other classroom.
From behind a door in the corridor
leading to the Beta-Minus geography room, a ringing soprano voice called
"One, two, three, four," and then, with a weary impatience, "As
you were."
"Malthusian Drill," explained
the Head Mistress. "Most of our
girls are freemartins, of course. I'm a
freemartin myself." She smiled at
Bernard. "But we have about eight
hundred unsterilized ones who need constant
drilling."
In the Beta-Minus geography room John
learnt that a savage reservation is a place which, owing to unfavourable
climatic or geological conditions, or poverty of natural resources, has not
been worth the expense of civilizing."
A click; the room was darkened; and suddenly, on the screen above the
Master's head, there wee the Penitentes of Acoma prostrating themselves before Our Lady, and wailing
as John had heard them wail, confessing their sins before Jesus on the cross,
before the eagle image of Pookong. The young Etonians
fairly shouted with laughter. Still
wailing, the Penitentes rose to their feet,
stripped off their upper garments and, with knotted whips, began to beat
themselves, blow after blow. Redoubled,
the laughter drowned even the amplified record of their groans.
"But why do they laugh?" asked
the Savage in a pained bewilderment.
"Why?" The Provost turned towards him a still
broadly grinning face. "Why? But because it's so extraordinarily
funny."
In the cinematographic twilight, Bernard
risked a gesture which, in the past, even total darkness would hardly have
emboldened him to make. Strong in his
new importance, he put his arm round the Head Mistress's waist. It yielded, willowily. He was just about to snatch a kiss or two and
perhaps a gentle pinch, when the shutters clicked open again.
"Perhaps we had better go on,"
said Miss Keate, and moved towards the door.
"And this," said the Provost a
moment later, "is the Hypnopaedic Control
Room."
Hundreds of synthetic music boxes, one
for each dormitory, stood ranged in shelves round three sides of the room;
pigeon-holed on the fourth were the paper sound-track rolls on which the
various hypnopaedic lessons were printed.
"You slip the roll in here,"
explained Bernard, interrupting Dr Gaffney, "press down this switch
..."
"No, that one," corrected the
Provost, annoyed.
"That one, then. The roll unwinds. The selenium cells transform the light
impulses into sound waves, and ..."
"And there you are," Dr Gaffney
concluded.
"Do they read Shakespeare?" asked the
Savage as they walked, on their way to the Biochemical Laboratories, past the
School Library.
"Certainly not," said the Head
Mistress, blushing.
"Our library," said Dr Gaffney, "contains only books of reference. If our young people need distraction, they
can get it at the feelies. We don't encourage them to indulge in any
solitary amusements."
Five bus-loads of boys and girls, singing
or in a silent embracement, rolled past them over the vitrified highway.
"Just returned," explained Dr
Gaffney, while Bernard, whispering, made an appointment with the Head Mistress
for that very evening, "from the Slough Crematorium. Death conditioning begins at eighteen
months. Every tot spends two mornings a
week in a Hospital for the Dying. All
the best toys are kept there, and they get chocolate cream on death days. They learn to take dying as a matter of course."
"Like any other physiological
process," put in the Head Mistress professionally.
On their way back to
"Do you mind waiting here a moment
while I go and telephone?" asked Bernard.
The Savage waited and watched. The Main Day-Shift was just going off
duty. Crowds of lower-caste workers were
queued up in front of the monorail station - seven or eight hundred Gamma,
Delta and Epsilon men and women, with not more than a dozen faces and statures
between them. To each of them, with his
or her ticket, the booking clerk pushed over a little cardboard pill-box. The long caterpillar of men and women moved
slowly forward.
"What's in those" (remembering The
Merchant of Venice), "those caskets?" the Savage enquired when
Bernard had rejoined him.
"The day's soma ration,"
Bernard answered, rather indistinctly, for he was masticating a piece of Benito
Hoover's chewing-gum. "They get it
after their work's over. Four half-gramme tablets.
Six on Saturdays."
He took Jim's arm affectionately and they
walked back towards the helicopter.
Lenina came singing into the Changing Room.
"You see very pleased with
yourself," said Fanny.
"I am pleased," she
answered. Zip! "Bernard rang up half an hour
ago." Zip, zip! She stepped out of her shorts. "He has an unexpected
engagement." Zip! "Asked me if I'd take
the Savage to the feelies this evening. I must fly." She hurried away towards the bathroom.
"She's a lucky girl," Fanny
said to herself as she watched Lenina go.
There was no envy in the comment;
good-natured Fanny was merely stating a fact.
Lenina was lucky, lucky in having
shared with Bernard a generous portion of the Savage's immense celebrity, lucky
in reflecting from her insignificant person the moment's supremely fashionable
glory. Had not the Secretary of the
Young Women's Fordian Association asked her to give a
lecture about her experiences? Had she
not been invited to the Annual Dinner of the Aphroditaeum
Club? Had she not already appeared in
the Feelytone News - visibly, audibly and tactually
appeared to countless millions all over the planet?
Hardly less flattering had been the
attentions paid her by conspicuous individuals.
The Resident World Controller's Second Secretary had asked her to dinner
and breakfast. She had spent one weekend
with the Ford Chief-Justice, and another with the Arch-Community Songster of
Canterbury. The President of the
Internal and External Secretions Corporation was perpetually on the phone, a
and she had
been to
"It's wonderful, of course. And yet in a way," she had confessed to
Fanny, "I feel as though I were getting something on false pretences. Because, of course, the first thing they all
want to know is what it's like to make love to a Savage. And I have to say I don't know." She shook her head. "Most of the men don't believe me, of
course. But it's true. I wish it weren't," she added sadly, and
sighed. "He's terribly
good-looking; don't you think so?"
"But doesn't he like you?"
asked Fanny.
"Sometimes I think he does and
sometimes I think he doesn't. He always
does his best to avoid me; goes out of the room when I come in; won't touch me;
won't even look at me. But sometimes if
I turn round suddenly, I catch him staring; and then - well, you know how men
look when they like you."
Yes, Fanny knew.
"I can't make it out," said Lenina.
She couldn't make it out; and not only
was bewildered; was also rather upset.
"Because, you see, Fanny, I like
him."
Liked him more and
more. Well, now there'd be a real
chance, she thought, as she scented herself after her bath. Dab, dab, dab - a real
chance. Her high spirits
overflowed in song.
"Hug
me till you drug me, honey;
Kiss
me till I'm in a coma:
Hug me, honey, snuggly bunny;
Love's
as good as soma."
The scent organ was playing a delightfully
refreshing Herbal Capriccio - rippling arpeggios of thyme and lavender, of
rosemary, basil, myrtle, tarragon; a series of daring modulations through the
spice keys into ambergris; and a slow return through sandalwood, camphor, cedar
and new-mown hay (with occasional subtle touches of discord - a whiff of kidney
pudding, the faintest suspicion of pig's dung) back to the simple aromatics
with which the piece began. The final
blast of thyme died away; there was a round of applause; the lights went
up. In the synthetic music machine the
soundtrack roll began to unwind. It was
a trio for hyper-violin, super-'cello and oboe-surrogate that now filled the
air with its agreeable languor. Thirty
or forty bars - and then, against this agreeable background, a much more than
human voice began to warble; now throaty, now from the head, now hollow as a
flute, now charged with yearning harmonics, it effortlessly passed from Gaspard Foster's low record on the very frontiers of
musical tone to a trilled bat-note high above the highest C to which (in 1770,
at the Ducal opera of Parma, and to the astonishment of Mozart) Lucrezia Ajugari, alone of all
the singers of history, once piercingly gave utterance.
Sunk in their pneumatic stalls, Lenina and the Savage sniffed and listened. It was now the turn also for eyes and skin.
The house lights went down; fiery letters
stood out solid and as though self-supported in the darkness. THREE WEEKS
IN A HELICOPTER. AN ALL-SUPER SINGING,
SYNTHETIC-TALKING,
COLOURED, STEREOSCOPIC
FEELY.
WITH SYNCHRONIZED SCENT-ORGAN ACCOMPANIMENT.
"Take hold of those metal knobs on
the arms of your chair," whispered Lenina. "Otherwise you won't get any of the
feely effects."
The Savage did as he was told.
Those fiery letters, meanwhile, had
disappeared; there were ten seconds of complete darkness; then suddenly,
dazzling and incomparably more solid-looking than they would have seemed in
actual flesh and blood, far more real than reality, there stood the
stereoscopic images, locked in one another's arms, of a gigantic Negro and a
golden-haired young brachycephalic Beta-Plus female.
The Savage started. That sensation on his lips! He lifted a hand to his mouth; the
titillation ceased; let his hand fall back on the metal knob; it began again. The scent organ, meanwhile, breathed pure
musk. Expiringly,
a soundtrack super-dove cooed "Oo-ooh"; and
vibrating only thirty-two times per second, a deeper than African bass made
answer: "Ah-aah." "Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!" the stereoscopic lips came together
again, and once more the facial erogenous zones of the six thousand spectators
in the
The plot of the film was extremely
simple. A few minutes after the first Ooh's and Aah's (a duet having
been sung and a little love made on that famous bearskin, every hair of which -
the Assistant Predestinator was perfectly right -
could be separately and distinctly felt), the Negro had a helicopter accident,
fell on his head. Thump! what a twinge through the forehead! A chorus of ow's
and aie's went up from the audience.
The concussion knocked all the Negro's
conditioning into a cocked hat. He
developed for the Beta blonde an exclusive and maniacal passion. She protested. He persisted.
There were struggles, pursuits, an assault on a rival, finally a
sensational kidnapping. The Beta blonde
was ravished away into the sky and kept there, however, for three weeks in a
wildly anti-social tête-à-tête with the black madman. Finally, after a whole series of adventures
and much aerial arobacy, three handsome young Alphas
succeeded in rescuing her. The Negro was
packed off to an Adult Re-conditioning Centre and the film ended happily and
decorously, with the Beta blonde becoming the mistress of all her three
rescuers. They interrupted themselves
for a moment to sing a synthetic quartet, with full super-orchestral
accompaniment and gardenias on the scent organ.
Then the bearskin made a final appearance and, amid a blare of sexophones, the last stereoscopic kiss faded into darkness,
the last electric titillation died on the lips like a dying moth that quivers,
quivers ever more feebly, ever more faintly, and at last is quite, quite still.
But for Lenina
the moth did not completely die. Even
after the lights had gone up, while they were shuffling slowly along with the
crowd towards the lifts, its ghost still fluttered against her lips, still
traced fine shuddering roads of anxiety and pleasure across the skin. Her cheeks were flushed,
her eyes dewily bright, her breath came deeply.
She caught hold of the Savage's arm and pressed it, limp, against her
side. He looked down at her for a
moment, pale, pained, desiring, and ashamed of his desire. He was not worthy, not ... Their eyes for a
moment met. What treasures hers
promised! A queen's
ransom of temperament. Hastily he
looked away, disengaged his imprisoned arm.
He was obscurely terrified lest she should cease to be something he
could feel himself unworthy of.
"I don't think you ought to see things
like that," he said, making haste to transfer from Lenina
herself to the surrounding circumstances the blame for any past or possible
future lapse from perfection.
"Things like what, John?"
"Like this horrible film."
"Horrible?" Lenina was genuinely
astonished. "But I thought it was
lovely."
"It was base," he said
indignantly, "it was ignoble."
She shook her head. "I don't know what you mean." Why was he so queer? Why did he go out of his way to spoil things?
In the taxicopter
he hardly even looked at her. Bound by
strong vows that had never been pronounced, obedient to laws that had long
since ceased to run, he sat averted and in silence. Sometimes, as though a finger had plucked at
some taut, almost breaking string, his whole body would shake with a sudden
nervous start.
The taxicopter
landed on the roof of Lenina's apartment house. "At last," she thought exultantly
as she stepped out of the cab. At last -
even though he had been so queer just now. Standing under a lamp, she peered into her
hand-mirror. At last. Yes, her nose was a bit shiny. She shook the loose powder from her
puff. While he was paying off the taxi -
there would just be time. She rubbed at
the shininess, thinking: "He's terribly good-looking. No need for him to be shy like Bernard. And yet ... Any other man would have done it
long ago. Well, now at last." That fragment of a face in the little round
mirror suddenly smiled at her.
"Good night," said a strangled
voice behind her. Lenina
wheeled round. He was standing in the
doorway of the cab, his eyes fixed, staring; had evidently been staring all
this time while she was powdering her nose, waiting - but what for? or hesitating, trying to make up his mind, and all the time
thinking, thinking - she could not imagine what extraordinary thoughts. "Good night, Lenina,"
he repeated, and made a strange grimacing attempt to smile.
"But, John ... I thought you were
... I mean, aren't you ...?"
He shut the door and bent forward to say
something to the driver. The cab shot up
into the air.
Looking down through the window in the
floor, the Savage could see Lenina's upturned face,
pale in the bluish light of the lamps.
The mouth was open, she was calling.
Her foreshortened figure rushed away from him; the diminishing square of
the roof seemed to be falling through the darkness.
Five minutes later he was back in his
room. From its hiding-place he took out
his mouse-nibbled volume, turned with religious care its stained and crumpled
pages, and began to read Othello.
Othello, he remembered, was like the hero of Three Weeks in a
Helicopter - a black man.
Drying her eyes, Lenina
walked across the roof to the lift. On
her way down to the twenty-seventh floor she pulled out her soma
bottle. One gramme,
she decided, would not be enough; hers had been more than a one-gramme affliction.
But if she took two grammes, she ran the risk
of not waking up in time tomorrow morning.
She compromised and, into her cupped left palm, shook out three half-gramme tablets.