CHAPTER
XXII
For the sake of peace and quiet Denis had
retired earlier on this same afternoon to his bedroom. He wanted to work, but the hour was a drowsy
one, and lunch, so recently eaten, weighed heavily on body and mind. The meridian demon was upon him; he was
possessed by that bored and hopeless post-prandial
melancholy which the coenobites of old knew and feared under the name of 'accidie.' He felt,
like Ernest Dowson, 'a little weary.' He was in the mood to write something rather
exquisite and gentle and quietist in tone; something a little droopy and at the
same time - how should he put it? - a little
infinite. He thought of Anne, of love
hopeless and unattainable. Perhaps that
was the ideal kind of love, the hopeless kind - the quiet, theoretical kind of
love. In this sad mood of repletion he
could well believe it. He began to
write. One elegant quatrain flowed from
beneath his pen:
'A brooding love which is at most
The
stealth of moonbeams when they slide,
Evoking
colour's bloodless ghost,
O'er
some scarce-breathing breast or side ...'
when his attention was attracted by a sound
from outside. He looked down from his
window; there they were, Anne and Gombauld, talking,
laughing together. They crossed the
courtyard in front, and passed out of sight through the gate in the right-hand
wall. That was the way to the green
close and the granary; she was going to sit for him again. His pleasantly depressing melancholy was dissipated
by a puff of violent emotion; angrily he threw his quatrain into the wastepaper
basket and ran downstairs. 'The stealth
of moonbeams,' indeed!
In
the hall he saw Mr Scogan; the man seemed to be lying
in wait. Denis tried to escape, but in
vain. Mr Scogan's
eye glittered like the eye of the Ancient Mariner.
'Not
so fast,' he said, stretching out a small saurian hand with pointed nails -
'not so fast. I was just going down to
the flower garden to take the sun. We'll
go together.'
Denis
abandoned himself; Mr Scogan put on his hat and they
went out arm in arm. On the shaven turf
of the terrace Henry Wimbush and Mary were playing a
solemn game of bowls. They descended by
the yew-tree walk. It was here, thought
Denis, here that Anne had fallen, here that he had kissed her, here - and he
blushed with retrospective shame at the memory - here that he had tried to
carry her and failed. Life was awful!
'Sanity!'
said Mr Scogan, suddenly breaking a long
silence. 'Sanity - that's what's wrong with
me and that's what will be wrong with you, my dear Denis, when you're old
enough to be sane or insane. In a sane
world I should be a great man; as things are, in this curious establishment, I
am nothing at all; to all intents and purposes I don't exist. I am just Vox
et praeterea nihil.'
Denis
made no response; he was thinking of other things. 'After all,' he said to himself - 'after all,
Gombauld is better looking than I, more entertaining,
more confident; and, besides, he's already somebody and I'm still only
potential....'
'Everything
that ever gets done in this world is done by madmen,' Mr Scogan
went on. Denis tried not to listen, but
the tireless insistence of Mr Scogan's discourse
gradually compelled his attention. 'Men
such as I am, such as you may possibly become, have never achieved
anything. We're too sane; we're merely
reasonable. We lack the human touch, the
compelling enthusiastic mania. People
are quite ready to listen to the philosophers for a little amusement, just as
they would listen to the fiddler or a mountebank. But as to acting on the
advice of the men of reason - never.
Wherever the choice has had to be made between the man of reason and the
madman, the world has unhesitatingly followed the madman. For the madman appeals to what is
fundamental, to passion and the instincts; the philosophers to what is
superficial and supererogatory - reason.'
They
entered the garden; at the head of one of the alleys stood a green wooden
bench, embayed in the midst of a fragrant continent of lavender bushes. It was here, though the place was shadeless and one breathed hot, dry perfume instead of air
- it was here that Mr Scogan elected to sit. He thrived on untempered
sunlight.
'Consider,
for example, the case of Luther and Erasmus.' He took out his pipe and began to fill it as
he talked. 'There was Erasmus, a man of
reason if ever there was one. People
listened to him at first - a new virtuoso performing on that elegant and
resourceful instrument, the intellect; they even admired and venerated
him. But did he move them to behave as
he wanted them to behave - reasonably, decently, or at least a little less porkishly than usual?
He did not. And then Luther
appears, violent, passionate, a madman insanely convinced about matters in which
there can be no conviction. He shouted,
and men rushed to follow him. Erasmus
was no longer listened to; he was reviled for his reasonableness. Luther was serious,
Luther was reality - like the Great War.
Erasmus was only reason and decency; he lacked the power, being a sage,
to move men to action.
'If
you want to get men to act reasonably, you must set about persuading them in a
maniacal manner. The very sane precepts
of the founders of religions are only made infectious by means of enthusiasms
which to a sane man must appear deplorable.
It is humiliating to find how impotent unadulterated sanity is. Sanity, for example, informs us that the only
way in which we can preserve civilization is by behaving decently and
intelligently. Sanity appeals and
argues; our rulers persevere in their customary porkishness,
while we acquiesce and obey. The only
hope is a maniacal crusade; I am ready, when it comes, to beat a tambourine
with the loudest, but at the same time I shall feel a little ashamed of
myself. However' - Mr Scogan shrugged his shoulders and, pipe in hand, made a
gesture of resignation - 'it's futile to complain that things are as they
are. The fact remains that sanity
unassisted is useless. What we want,
then, is a sane and reasonable exploitation of the forces of insanity. We sane men will have the power yet.' Mr Scogan's eyes
shone with a more than ordinary brightness, and, taking his pipe out of his
mouth, he gave vent to his loud, dry, and somehow rather fiendish laugh.
'But
I don't want power,' said Denis. He was
sitting in limp discomfort at one end of the bench, shading his eyes from the
intolerable light. Mr Scogan, bolt upright at the other end, laughed again.
'Everybody
wants power,' he said. 'Power in some form or other. The sort of power you hanker for is literary
power. Some people want power to
persecute other human beings; you expend your lust for power in persecuting
words, twisting them, moulding them, torturing them to obey you. But I divagate.'
'Do
you?' asked Denis faintly.
'Yes,'
Mr Scogan continued, unheeding, 'the time will
come. We men of intelligence will learn
to harness the insanities to the service of reason. We can't leave the world any longer to the
direction of chance. We can't allow
dangerous maniacs like Luther, mad about dogma, like Napoleon, mad about
himself, to go on casually appearing and turning everything upside-down. In the past it didn't so much matter; but our
modern machine is too delicate. A few
more knocks like the Great War, another Luther or two, and the whole concern
will go to pieces. In future, the men of
reason must see that the madness of the world's maniacs is canalized into
proper channels, is made to do useful work, like a mountain torrent driving a
dynamo....'
'Making
electricity to light a Swiss hotel,' said Denis. 'You ought to complete the simile.'
Mr
Scogan waved away the interruption. 'There's only one thing to be done,' he
said. 'The men of intelligence must
combine, must conspire, and seize power from the imbeciles and maniacs who now
direct us. They must found the
The
heat that was slowly paralysing all Denis's mental and bodily faculties seemed
to bring to Mr Scogan additional vitality. He talked with an ever-increasing energy, his
hands moved in sharp, quick, precise gestures, his eyes shone. Hard, dry, and continuous, his voice went on
sounding and sounding in Denis's ears with the insistence of a mechanical noise.
'In
the
'How
many species will there be?' asked Denis.
'A
great many, no doubt,' Mr Scogan answered; 'the
classification will be subtle and elaborate.
But it is not in the power of a prophet to go into details, nor is it
his business. I will do no more than
indicate the three main species into which the subjects of the
He
paused, cleared his throat, and coughed once or twice, evoking in Denis's mind
the vision of a table with a glass and water-bottle, and, lying across one
corner, a long white pointer for the lantern pictures.
'The
three main species,' Mr Scogan went on, 'will be
these: the Directing Intelligences, the Men of Faith, and the Herd. Among the Intelligences will be found all
those capable of thought, those who knew how to attain to a certain degree of
freedom - and, alas, how limited, even among the most intelligent, that freedom
is! - from the mental bondage of their time. A select body of Intelligences, drawn from
among those who have turned their attention to the problems of practical life,
will be the governors of the
Mr
Scogan chuckled maliciously; it was as though he were
taking a revenge, in the name of reason, on the
enthusiasts. 'From their earliest years,
as soon, that is, as the examining psychologists have assigned them their place
in the classified scheme, the Men of Faith will have had their special
education under the eye of the Intelligences.
Moulded by a long process of suggestion, they will go out into the
world, preaching and practising with a generous mania the coldly reasonable
projects of the Directors from above.
When these projects are accomplished, or when the ideas that were useful
a decade ago have ceased to be useful, the Intelligences will inspire a new
generation of madmen with a new eternal truth.
The principal function of the Men of Faith will be to move and direct
the Multitude, that third great species consisting of those countless millions
who lack intelligence and are without valuable enthusiasm. When any particular effort is required of the
Herd, when it is thought necessary, for the sake of solidarity, that humanity
shall be kindled and united by some single enthusiastic desire or idea, the Men
of Faith, primed with some simple and satisfying creed, will be sent out on a
mission of evangelization. At ordinary
times, when the high spiritual temperature of a Crusade would be unhealthy, the
Men of Faith will be quietly and earnestly busy with the great work of
education. In the upbringing of the
Herd, humanity's almost boundless suggestibility will be scientifically
exploited. Systematically, from earliest
infancy, its members will be assured that there is no happiness to be found
except in work and obedience; they will be made to believe that they are happy,
that they are tremendously important beings, and that everything they do is
noble and significant. For the lower
species the earth will be restored to the centre of the universe and man to
pre-eminence on the earth. Oh, I envy
the lot of the commonality in the
'And
what will be my place in the
Mr
Scogan looked at him for a moment in silence. 'It's difficult to see where you would fit
in,' he said at last. 'You couldn't do
manual work; you're too independent and unsuggestible
to belong to the larger Herd; you have none of the characteristics required in
a Man of Faith. As for the Directing
Intelligences, they will have to be marvellously clear and merciless and
penetrating.' He paused and shook his
head. 'No, I can see no place for you;
only the lethal chamber.'
Deeply
hurt, Denis emitted the imitation of a loud Homeric laugh. 'I'm getting sunstroke here,' he said, and
got up.
Mr
Scogan followed his example, and they walked slowly
away down the narrow path, brushing the blue lavender flowers in their
passage. Denis pulled a sprig of
lavender and sniffed at it; then some dark leaves of rosemary that smelt like
incense in a cavernous church. They passed
a bed of opium poppies, dispetalled now; the round,
ripe seed-heads were brown and dry - like Polynesian trophies, Denis thought;
severed heads stuck on poles. He liked
the fancy enough to impart it to Mr Scogan.
'Like
Polynesian trophies....' Uttered aloud,
the fancy seemed less charming and significant than it did when it first
occurred to him.
There
was a silence, and in a growing wave of sound the whir of the reaping machines
swelled up from the fields beyond the garden and then receded into a remoter
hum.
'It
is satisfactory to think,' said Mr Scogan, as they
strolled slowly onward, 'that a multitude of people are toiling in the harvest
fields in order that we may talk of
Denis
was not listening. He had suddenly
remembered Anne. She was with Gombauld - alone with him in his studio. It was an intolerable thought.
'Shall
we go and pay a call on Gombauld?' he suggested
carelessly. 'It would be amusing to see
what he's doing now.'
He
laughed inwardly to think how furious Gombauld would
be when he saw them arriving.