CHAPTER XIV
By dinner-time it was already a Story – the
latest addition to Mary Amberley's repertory. The latest, and as good, it seemed to
Anthony's critically sensitive ear, as the finest classics of the
collection. Ever since he received her
invitation, he now realized, his curiosity had been tinged with a certain
vindictive hope that she would have altered for the worse, either relatively in
his own knowledgeable eyes, or else absolutely by reason of the passage of these
twelve long years; would have degenerated from what she was, or what he had
imagined her to be, at the time when he had loved her. Discreditably enough, as he now admitted to
himself, it was with a touch of disappointment that he had found her hardly
changed from the Mary Amberley of his memories. She was forty-three. But her body was almost as slim as ever, and
she moved with all the old swift agility.
With something more than the old agility, indeed; for he had noticed
that she was now agile on purpose, that she acted the part of one who is
carried away by a youthful impulse to break into quick and violent motion –
acted it, moreover, in circumstances where the impulse could not, if natural,
possibly have been felt. Before dinner,
she took him upstairs to her bedroom to see those nudes of Pascin
that she had just bought. The first half
of the flight she negotiated at a normal pace, talking as she went; then, as
though she had suddenly remembered that slowness of stairs is a sign of
middle-age, she suddenly started running – no, scampering. Anthony corrected himself as he remembered
the incident: scampering was the word.
And when they returned to the drawing-room, no tomboy of sixteen could have
thrown herself more recklessly into the sofa or tucked up her legs with a more
kittenish movement. The Mary of 1914 had
never behaved so youthfully as that.
Couldn't have even if she had wanted to, he reflected, in all those
skirts and petticoats. Whereas now, in
kilts … It was absurd, of course; but not yet, he judicially decided, painfully
absurd. For Mary could still claim to
look the youthful part. Only a little
worn, her face still seemed to sparkle, through the faint stigmata of fatigue,
with the old laughing vitality. And as
for her accomplishments – why, this improvisation (and an improvisation it must
be, seeing that the event had occurred only that morning), this improvisation
on the theme of Helen's stolen kidney was a little masterpiece.
'I
shall have the object embalmed,' she was concluding in a mock-serious tone,
pregnant with subdued laughter.
'Embalmed and …'
But
like a suddenly opened ginger-beer bottle, bubblingly,
'I'll give you an address for the embalming,' put in Beppo
Bowles. He smiled, he blinked his eyes, he wriggled. His
whole plump and florid person seemed to participate in what he said; he talked
with every organ of his body. 'From the Mortician's Journal.' He waved a hand and declaimed, 'Embalmers! do your results have that unpleasant putty look? If so …'
Mrs Amberley had laughed – a
little perfunctorily, perhaps; for she did not like to be interrupted in the
middle of a story. Beppo
was a darling, of course. So boyish, in spite of his tummy and the bald patch on the top of
his head. (So girlish, even, on occasion.) But
still … She cut him short with a 'Too perfect.'
Then, turning back to the rest of the table, 'Well, as I was saying,'
she continued, 'I shall have it embalmed, and put under one of those glass domes
…'
'Like
life,' Beppo could not refrain from ginger-beeringly interjecting.
But nobody caught the reference to Adonis, and he giggled alone.
'Those
domes,' repeated Mrs Amberley
without looking at the interrupter, 'one finds in lodging-houses. With birds under them. Stuffed birds.' She lingered over the monosyllable, as though
she were a German prolonging a modified o; and the birds, the Teutonic bö-öds, became, for some obscure reason, extraordinarily
funny.
The
voice, Anthony decided, was better than ever.
There was a faint hoarseness now, like the bloom on a fruit, like the
haze through which, on a summer's day, one sees
Those
bö-öds!
They all laughed, all simply had to laugh, at them. Even Colin Egerton,
even Hugh Ledwidge.
And yet ever since that man Beavis had come into the drawing-room, Hugh
had been in a prickle of uneasiness.
Beavis whom he always did his best to avoid … What hadn't Mary told
him? For a moment he imagined it was a
plot. Mary had invited Beavis on purpose
to put him to shame – because she knew that the man had been a witness of his
humiliations at Bulstrode. There were to be two of them: Staithes (for Staithes, he knew,
was expected after dinner) and Beavis.
Hugh had grown accustomed to meeting Staithes
in this house, didn't mind meeting him. Staithes, there could be no doubt, had forgotten. But Beavis – whenever he met Beavis, it
always seemed to Hugh that the man looked at him in a queer way. And now Mary had invited him, on purpose, so
that he could remind Staithes; and then the two of
them would bait him with their reminiscences – their reminiscences of how he
had funked at football; of how he had cried when it
was his turn at fire-drill to slide down the rope; of how he had sneaked to Jimbug and had then been made to run the gauntlet between
two lines of them, armed with wet towels rolled up into truncheons; of how they
had looked over the partition … He shuddered.
But of course, on second, saner thoughts, it couldn't possibly be a
plot. Not conceivably. All the same, he was glad when they went down
to dinner and he found himself separated from Beavis. Across Helen, conversation would be
difficult. And after dinner he would do
his best to keep at a distance …
As
for Colin, he had sat all through the meal in a bewilderment that, as it grew,
as he felt himself more and more hopelessly out of it all, was mingled to an
ever-increasing extent with exasperation and disapproval, until at last he was
saying to himself (what he intended to say aloud to Joyce at the first
opportunity), was saying: 'I may be stupid and all that' – and this confession
was uttered by his inward voice in a tone of firm contempt, as though it were a
confession of strength, not weakness - 'I may be stupid and all that, but at
least – well, at least I do know what's within the pale and what's without.' He would say all this to Joyce, and much
more; and Joyce (he had glanced at her in the middle of one of Beppo's outrageous stories and caught an eye that was
humble, anxious, pleading apologetic), Joyce would agree with every word he
said. For the poor child was like a kind
of changeling – a County changeling left by some inexplicable mistake in the
arms of a mad, impossible mother who forced her, against her real nature, to
associate with these … these … (He couldn't find the mentionable word for Beppo.) And he,
Colin Egerton, he was the St George who would rescue
her. The fact that – like some poor
young girl fallen among white-slavers – she needed rescuing was one of the
reasons why he felt so strongly attracted to her. He loved her, among other reasons, because he
so violently loathed that ghastly degenerate (that was the word), Beppo Bowles; and his approval of all that Joyce was and
did was proportionate to his disapproval (a disapproval strengthened by a
certain terror) of Joyce's mother. And
yet, now, in spite of the disapproval, in spite of his fear of that sharp
tongue of hers, those piercingly ironic glances, he could not help laughing
with the rest. Those long-drawn bö-öds under their glass domes were
irresistible.
For
Mrs Amberley the laughter
was like champagne – warming, stimulating.
'And I shall have an inscription carved on the base,' she went on,
raising her voice against the din: ' “This kidney was stolen by Helen Amberley, at the risk of her life and ...” '
'Oh,
do shut up, Mummy!' Helen was blushing
with a mixture of pleasure and annoyance.
'Please!' It was certainly nice
to be the heroine of a story that everybody was listening to – but then the
heroine was also a bit of an ass. She
felt angry with her mother for exploiting the assishness.
'…
andin spite of a lifelong
and conscientious objection to butchery,' Mrs Amberley went on.
Then 'Poor darling,' she added in another tone. 'Smells always were her weak point. Butchers, fishmongers, - and shall I ever forget
that one and only time I took her to church!'
('One
and only time,' thought Colin. 'No
wonder she goes and does things like this!')
'Oh,
I do admit,' cried Mrs Amberley,
'that a village congregation on a wet Sunday morning – well, frankly, it
stinks. Deafeningly! But still …'
'It's
the odour of sanctity,' put in Anthony Beavis: and
turning to Helen, 'I've suffered from it myself. And did your mother make you spit when there
were bad smells about? Mine did. It made things very difficult in church.'
'She
didn't spit,' Mrs Amberley
answered for her daughter. 'She was
sick. All over Lady Worplesdon's
astrakhan coat. I was never able to show
my face in respectable society again.
Thank God!' she added.
Beppo sizzled a protest against
her implied imputations. Switched off
kidneys, the conversation rolled away along another line.
Helen
sat unnoticed, in silence. Her face had
suddenly lost all its light; 'I'll never touch meat again,' she had said. And here she was, with a morsel of that
gruesome red lump of cow impaled on her fork.
'I'm awful,' she thought. Pas sérieuse, old Mme Delécluze
had pronounced. And though as a
professional girl-finisher the old beast could hardly be expected to say
anything else, yet it was true; at bottom it was quite true. 'I'm not serious. I'm not …' But suddenly she was aware that the
voice which had been sounding, inarticulately and as though from an immense
distance, in her right ear was addressing itself to her.
'Proust,' she heard it saying, and realized that it had
pronounced the same syllable at least twice before. She looked round, guiltily, and saw, red with
embarrassment, the face of Hugh Ledwidge turned,
waveringly and uncertainly, towards her.
He smiled foolishly; his spectacles flashed; he turned away. She felt doubly confused and ashamed.
'I'm
afraid I didn't quite catch …' she contrived to mumble.
'Oh,
it doesn't matter,' he mumbled back.
'It's really of no importance.'
Of no importance; but it had taken him the best part of five minutes to
think of that gambit about Proust. 'I must say something to her,' he had
decided, when he saw Beavis safely involved in intimate talk with Mary Amberley and Beppo. 'Must say something.' But what? What did one say to young girls of
eighteen? He would have liked to say
something personal, something even a bit gallant. About her frock, for
example. 'How
nice!' No, that was a bit vague
and unspecific. 'How it suits your
complexion, your eyes!' (What colour were they, by
the way?) Or he might ask her about parties.
Did she go to many? With (very archly) boyfriends? But that, he knew, was too difficult for
him. Besides, he didn't much like to
think of her with boyfriends – preferred her virginal: du
bist wie eine Blume … Or else,
seriously but with a smile, 'Tell me,' he might say, 'tell me, Helen, what are
young people really like nowadays?
What do they think and feel about things?' And Helen would plant her elbows on the table
and turn sideways and tell him, exactly, all he wanted to know about that
mysterious world, the world where people danced and went to parties and were
always having personal relations with one another; would tell him everything,
everything – or else, more likely, nothing, and he would just be made to feel
an impertinent fool. No, no; this
wouldn't do, wouldn't do at all. This
was just fancy, this was just wish-fulfilment. It was then that the question about Proust had occurred to him.
What did she think of Proust? It was a comfortingly impersonal question –
one that he could ask without feeling awkward and unnatural. But its impersonality could easily be made to
lead to a long discussion – always in the abstract, always, so to speak, in a
test-tube – of the most intimately emotional, even (no, no, but still, one
never knew; it was revolting; and yet …) even physiological matters. Talking of Proust,
it would be possible to say everything – everything, but always in terms of a
strictly literary criticism.
Perfect! He had turned towards Helen.
'I
suppose you're as keen on Proust as everybody
else.' No answer. From the end of the table came wafts of Mrs Amberley's conversation with
Anthony and Beppo: they were discussing the habits of
their friends. Colin Egerton
was in the middle of a tiger hunt in the
'I
wish you'd tell me,' he said in a louder voice, that
sounded, he thought, peculiarly unnatural, 'what you think about Proust?'
Helen
continued to stare at some invisible object on the table, just in front of her
plate. Pas sérieuse.
She was thinking of all the unserious things she had ever done in her
life, all the silly, the mean, the awful things. A kind of panic embarrassment overwhelmed
Hugh Ledwidge.
He felt as he might feel if his trousers were to start coming down in
Piccadilly – lost. Anybody else, of
course, would just touch her arm and say, 'A penny for your thoughts,
Helen!' How simple this would be, how
sensible! The whole incident would at
once be turned into a joke – a joke, moreover, at her expense. He would establish once and for all a
position of teasing superiority. 'Day-dreaming in the middle of a dinner! About what? About whom?' Very knowing and arch. And she would blush, would giggle – at his
behest, in response to his command.
Like a skilled matador, he would wave his little red flag, and she would
go plunging here, go charging there, making an absurd and ravishing exhibition
of herself, until at last, raising his sword … But simple and sensible and
strategically advantageous as all this would be, Hugh Ledwidge
found it quite impossible to make the first move. There was her bare arm, thin like a little
girl's; but somehow he could not bring himself to put out his hand and touch
it. And the jocular offer of that penny
– it couldn't be made; his vocal cords would not do it. Thirty seconds passed – seconds of increasing
embarrassment and uncertainty. Then
suddenly, as though waking from sleep, she had looked round at him. What had he said? But it was impossible to repeat that question
again.
'It's
of no importance. No importance.' He turned away. But why, or why was
he such a fool, so ridiculously incompetent?
At thirty-five.
Nel mezzo
It
was she who finally touched his arm.
'I'm so sorry,' she said with a real contrition. She was trying to make up for her awfulness,
for having so frivolously eaten Mr Baldwin's
well-thumbed cow. Besides, she liked old
Hugh. He was nice. He had taken the trouble to show her the
Mexican things at the Museum. 'I have an
appointment with Mr Ledwidge,'
she had said. And the attendants had all
been delightfully deferential. She had
been led to his private room - the private room of the Assistant
Director of the Department – as though she were some distinguished
personage. One eminent
archaeologist visiting another.
It had really been extraordinarily interesting. Only, of course – and this was another
symptom of her awful unseriousness – she had
forgotten most of the things he had told her.
'So awfully sorry,' she repeated; and it was genuinely true. She knew what he must be feeling. 'You see,' she explained, 'Granny's
deaf. I know how awful it is when I have
to repeat something. It sounds so
idiotic. Like Mr Shandy and the clock, somehow,
if you see what I mean. Do
forgive me.' She pressed his arm
appealingly, then, planting her elbows on the table and turning sideways
towards him in just the confidential attitude he had visualized, 'Listen,
Hugh,' she said, 'you're serious, aren't you?
You know, sérieux.'
'Well,
I suppose so,' he stammered. He had just
seen, rather belatedly, what she meant by that reference to Mr
Shandy, and the realization had come as something of
a shock.
'I
mean,' she went on, 'you could hardly be at the Museum if you weren't serious.'
'No,'
he admitted, 'I probably couldn't.' But,
after all, he was thinking, still preoccupied by Mr Shandy, there's such a thing as theoretical knowledge. (And didn't he know it? Only too well.) Theoretical knowledge corresponding to no
genuine experience, unrealized, not lived through. 'Oh God!' he inwardly groaned.
'Well,
I'm not serious,' Helen was saying.
She felt a great need to unburden herself, to ask for help. There were moments – and they recurred
whenever, for one reason or another, she felt doubtful of herself – moments
when everything round her seemed terribly vague and unreliable. Everything – but in practice, of course, it
all boiled down to the unreliability of her mother. Helen was very fond of her mother, but at the
same time she had to admit to herself that she was no use. 'Mummy's like a very bad practical joke,' she
had once said to Joyce. 'You think
you're going to sit on it; but the chair's whisked
away and you come down with a horrible bump on your bottom.' But all that Joyce had said was: 'Helen, you
simply mustn't use those words.' Ass of
a girl! Though, of course, it had to be
admitted, Joyce was a chair that could be sat on. But an inadequate chair, a chair only for
unimportant occasions – and what was the good of that? Joyce was too young; and even if she'd been
much older, she wouldn't really have understood anything properly. And now that she was engaged to Colin, she
seemed to understand things less and less.
God, what a fool that man was!
But all the same, there, if you liked, was a chair. A chair like the rock of ages. But so shaped,
unfortunately, that it forced you to sit in the most grotesquely uncomfortable
position. However, as Joyce
didn't seem to mind the discomfort, that was all right. Chairless in an
exhausting world, Helen almost envied her.
Meanwhile there was old Hugh. She
sat down, heavily.
'What's
wrong with me,' she went on, 'is that I'm so hopelessly frivolous.'
'I
can't really believe that,' he said; though why he said it he couldn't
imagine. For, obviously, he ought to be
encouraging her to make confession, not assuring her that she had no sins to
confess. It was as though he were
secretly afraid of the very thing he had wished for.
'I
don't think you're …'
But
fortunately nothing he said could put her off.
She insisted on using him as a chair.
'No,
no, it's quite true,' she said. 'You
can't imagine how frivolous I am. I'll
tell you …'
Half
an hour later, in the back drawing-room, he was writing out for her a list of
the books she ought to read. Burnet's Early
Greek Philosophers; Phaedrus, Timaeus, The Apology, and The Symposium in Jowett's translation; the Nicomachean
Ethics; Cornford's little anthology of the Greek
moralists; Marcus Aurelius; Lucretius in any good
translation; Inge's Plotinus. His manner, as he spoke, was easy, confident,
positively masterful.
He was like a creature suddenly restored to its proper element.
'Those
will give you some idea of the way the ancients thought about things.'
She
nodded. Her face as she looked at the pencilled list was grave and determined. She had decided that she would wear
spectacles, and have a table brought up to her bedroom, so that she could sit
undisturbed, with her books piled up and her writing materials in front of her. Notebooks – or, better, a
card index. It would be a new life
– a life with some meaning in it, some purpose.
In the drawing-room somebody started up the gramophone. As though on its own initiative, her foot
began to beat out the rhythm. One two
three, one two three – it was a waltz.
But what was she thinking of? She
frowned and held her foot still.
'As
for modern thought,' Hugh was saying, 'well, the two indispensable books, from
which every modern culture must start, are' – his pencil hurried across the
paper – 'Montaigne's Essays and the Pensées of Pascal.
Indispensable, these.' He underlined the names. 'Then you'd better glance at the Discourse
on Method.'
'Which
method?' asked Helen.
But
Hugh did not hear the question. 'And
take a look at Hobbes, if you have the time,' he went on with ever-increasing
power and confidence. 'And
then
'Sagacity,'
Helen repeated, and smiled to herself with pleasure. Yes, that was exactly the word she'd been
looking for – exactly what she herself would like to be: sagacious, like an
elephant, like an old sheep-dog, like Hume, if you preferred it. But at the same time, of
course, herself. Sagacious, but
young; sagacious, but lively and attractive; sagacious, but impetuous and …
'I
won't inflict Kant on you,' said Hugh indulgently. 'But I think' (he brought the pencil into
play again), 'I think you'll have to read one or two
of the modern Kantians. Vaihinger's Philosophy of As If, for example, and
von Uexküll's Theoretical Biology. You see, Kant's behind all our
twentieth-century science. Just as
'Well,
Helen!'
They
started and looked up – looked up into the smiling, insolently handsome face of
Gerry Watchett.
Brilliantly blue against the sunburnt skin,
the eyes glanced from one to the other with a kind of mockery. Coming a step
nearer, he laid his hand familiarly on Helen's shoulder. 'What's the fun? Crossword puzzles?' He gave the shoulder two or three little
pats.
'As
though she were his horse,' Hugh said to himself indignantly. And, in effect, that was what the man looked
like – a groom. That crisply waving,
golden-brownish hair, that blunt-featured face, at once boyish and tough – they
were straight from the stable, straight from Epsom downs.
Helen
smiled a smile that was intended to be contemptuously superior – an
intellectual's smile. 'You would
think it was crosswords!' she said.
Then, 'By the way,' she added in another tone, 'you know each other,
don't you?' she looked enquiringly from Gerry to Hugh.
'We
do,' Gerry answered: and still keeping his right hand on Helen's shoulder, he
raised his left in the derisive caricature of a military salute. 'Good evening, Colonel.'
Sheepishly,
Hugh returned the salute. All his power
and confidence had vanished with his forced return from the world of books to
that of personal life; he felt like an albatross on dry land – helplessly
awkward, futile, ugly.
And yet how easy it should have been to put on a knowing smile, and say significantly, 'Yes, I know Mr Watchett very well – know him,
the tone would imply, for what he is: the gentleman share-pusher, the
professional gambler and the professional lover. Mary Amberley's
lover at the moment, so it was supposed.
'Know him very well indeed!'
That was what it would have been easy to say. But he didn't say it: he only smiled and
rather foolishly raised his hand to his forehead.
Gerry,
meanwhile, had sat down on the arm of the sofa, and through the smoke of his
cigarette was staring at Helen with a calm and easy insolence, appraising her,
so it seemed, point by point – hocks, withers, quarters, barrel. 'Do you know, Helen,' he said at last,
'you're getting prettier and prettier every day.'
Blushing,
Helen threw back her head and laughed; then suddenly stiffened her face into an
unnatural rigidity. She was angry –
angry with Gerry for his damned impertinence, angry above all with herself for
having been pleased by the damned impertinence, for having reacted with such a
humiliatingly automatic punctuality to that offensive flattery. Going red in the face and giggling like a
schoolgirl! And that Philosophy of As
If, those horn-rimmed spectacles, and the new life, and the card index …? A man said, 'You're pretty,' and it was as
though they had never been so much as thought of. She turned towards Hugh; turned for
protection, for support. But her eyes
had no sooner met his than he looked away.
His face took on an expression of meditative absence; he seemed to be
thinking of something else. Was he angry
with her, she wondered? Had he been
offended because she had been pleased by Gerry's compliment? But it had been like blinking at the noise of
a gun – something you couldn't help doing.
He ought to understand, ought to realize that she wanted to lead that
new life, was simply longing to be sagacious. Instead of which, he just faded out and
refused to have anything to do with her.
Oh, it wasn't fair!
Behind
that cold detached mask of his, Hugh was feeling more than ever like Baudelaire's
albatross.
Ce voyageur ailé, comme il
est gauche et veule!
Lui, naguère si
beau, qu'il est
comique et laid!
Ah, those strong and majestic swoopings in the neo-Kantian azure!
From
the next room the gramophone was trumpeting, 'Yes, sir, she's my Baby.' Gerry whistled a couple of bars; then 'What
about a spot of fox-trotting, Helen?' he suggested. 'Unless, of course, you
haven't finished with the Colonel.'
He glanced mockingly at Hugh's averted face. 'I don't want to interrupt …'
It
was Helen's turn to look to Hugh. 'Well
…' she began doubtfully.
But
without looking up, 'Oh, not at all, not at all,' Hugh made haste to say; and
wondered, even as he did so, what on earth had induced him to proclaim his own
defeat before even there had been a battle.
Leaving her to that groom! Fool,
coward! Still, he told himself
cynically, she probably preferred the groom.
He got up, mumbled something about having to talk to someone about some
point that had turned up, and moved away towards the door that gave on to the
landing and the stairs.
'Well,
if he doesn't want to stay,' Helen thought resentfully, 'if he doesn't think
it's worth his while to keep me.' She
was hurt.
'Exit
the Colonel,' said Gerry. Then, 'What about that spot of dancing?' He rose, came towards her and held out his
hand. Helen took it and pulled herself
up from the low chair. 'No, sir, don't
say maybe,' he sang as he put his arm about her. They stepped out into the undulating stream
of the music. Zigzagging between chairs
and tables, he steered towards the door that led into the other room.