CHAPTER XXV

 

May 20^th 1931

 

It was another 'knock.'  Fitzsimmons, Jeffries, Jack Johnson, Carpentier, Dempsey, Gene Tunney – the champions came and went; but the metaphor in which Mr Beavis described his successive bereavements remained unaltered.

      Yes, a hard knock.  And yet, it seemed to Anthony, there was a note almost of triumph in his father's reminiscences, over the luncheon table, of Uncle James as a schoolboy.

      'Poor James … such curly hair he had then … nos et mutamur.'  The commiseration and regret were mingled with a certain satisfaction – the satisfaction of an old man who finds himself still alive, still able to attend the funerals of his contemporaries, his juniors.

      'Two years,' he insisted.  'There was the best part of two years between James and me.  I was Beavis major at school.'

      He shook his head mournfully; but the old, tired eyes had brightened with an irrepressible light.  'Poor James!'  He sighed.  'We hadn't seen one another much these last years.  Not since his conversion.  How did he do it?  It beats me.  A Catholic – he of all people …'

      Anthony said nothing.  But after all, he was thinking, it wasn't so surprising.  The poor old thing had grown up as a Bradlaugh atheist.  Ought to have been blissfully happy, parading his cosmic defiance, his unyielding despair.  But had had the bad luck to be a homosexual at a time when one couldn't avow it even to oneself.  Ingrowing pederasty – it had poisoned his whole life.  Had turned the metaphysical and delightfully Pickwickian despair into real, common or garden misery.  Misery and neurasthenia; the old man had been half mad, really.  (Which hadn't prevented him from being a first-rate actuary.)  Then, during the war, the clouds had lifted.  One could be kind to wonderful soldiers – be kind pro patria and with a blameless conscience.  Anthony remembered Uncle James's visits to him in hospital.  He had come almost every day.  Loaded with gifts for a dozen adopted nephews as well as for the real one.  On his thin, melancholy face there had been, in those days, a perpetual smile.  But happiness never lasts.  The armistice had come; and, after those four years in paradise, hell had seemed blacker than ever.  In 1923 he had turned papist.  It was only to be expected.

      But Mr Beavis simply couldn't understand.  The idea of James surrounded by Jesuits, James bobbing up and down at Mass, James going to Lourdes with his inoperable tumour, James dying with all the consolations of religion – it filled him with horrified amazement.

      'And yet,' said Anthony, 'I admire the way they usher you out of life.  Dying – it's apt to be an animal process.  More exclusively animal even than seasickness.'  he was silent for a moment, thinking of poor Uncle James's last and most physiological hour.  The heavy, snoring breath, the mouth cavernously gaping, the scrabbling of the hands.

      'How wise the Church has been to turn it into a ceremonial!'

      'Charades,' said Mr Beavis contemptuously.

      'But good charades,' Anthony insisted.  'A work of art.  In itself, the event's like a rough channel crossing – only rather worse.  But they manage to turn it into something rather fine and significant.  Chiefly for the spectator, of course.  But perhaps also significant for the actor.'

      There was a silence.  The maid changed the plates and brought in the sweet.  'Some apple tart?' Pauline questioned, as she cut the crust.

      'Apple pie, my dear.'  Mr Beavis's tone was severe.  'When will you learn that a tart's uncovered?  A thing with a roof is a pie.'

      They helped themselves to cream and sugar.

      'By the way,' said Pauline suddenly, 'had you heard about Mrs Foxe?'  Anthony and Mr Beavis shook their heads.  'Maggie Clark told me yesterday.  She's had a stroke.'

      'Dear, dear,' said Mr Beavis.  Then, reflectively, 'Curious the way people pass out of one's life,' he added.  'After being very much in it.  I don't believe I've seen Mrs Foxe half a dozen times in the last twenty years.  And yet before that …'

      'She had no sense of humour,' said Pauline, by way of explanation.

      Mr Beavis turned to Anthony.  'I don't suppose you've … well, “kept up” with her very closely, not since that poor boy of hers died.'

      Anthony shook his head, without speaking.  It was not agreeable to be reminded of all that he had done to avoid keeping up with Mrs Foxe.  Those long affectionate letters she had written to him during the first year of the war – letters which he had answered more and more briefly, perfunctorily, conventionally; and at last hadn't answered at all; hadn't even read.  Hadn't even read, and yet – moved by some superstitious compunction – had never thrown away.  At least a dozen of the blue envelopes, addressed in the large, clear, flowing writing, were still lying unopened in one of the drawers of his desk.  There presence there was, in some obscure, inexplicable way, a salve to his conscience.  Not an entirely effective salve.  His father's question had made him feel uncomfortable; he hastened to change the subject.

      'And what have you been delving into recently?' he asked, in a sort of playfully archaic language that his father himself might have used.

      Mr Beavis chuckled and began to describe his researches into modern American slang.  Such savoury locutions!  Such an Elizabethan wealth of new coinages and original metaphors!  Horse feathers, dish of dope, button up your face – delicious!  'And how would you like to be called a fever frau?' he asked his younger daughter, Diana, who had sat in silence, severely aloof, throughout the meal.  'Or worse, a clinch pushover, my dear?'  Or I might say that you had a dame complex, Anthony.  Or refer regretfully to your habit of smooching the sex jobs.'  He twinkled with pleasure.

      'It's like so much Chinese,' said Pauline from the other end of the table.  Across her round placid face mirth radiated out in concentric waves of soft pink flesh; the succession of her chins shook like jelly.  'He thinks he's the cat's pyjamas, your father does.'  She reached out, helped herself to a couple of chocolate creams from the silver bowl on the table in front of her and popped one of them into her mouth.  'The cat's pyjamas,' she repeated indistinctly and heaved with renewed laughter.

      Mr Beavis, who had been working himself up to the necessary pitch of naughtiness, leaned forward and asked Anthony, in a confidential whisper, 'What would you do if the fever frau had the misfortune to be storked?'

      They were darlings, Diana was thinking; that went without saying.  But how silly they could be, how inexpressibly silly!  All the same, Anthony had no right to criticize them; and under that excessive politeness of his he obviously was criticizing them, the wretch!  She felt quite indignant.  Nobody had a right to criticize them except herself and possibly her sister.  She tried to think of something unpleasant to say to Anthony; but he had given her no opening and she had no gift for epigram.  She had to be content with silently frowning.  And anyhow it was time to go back to the lab.

      Getting up, 'I must go,' she said in her curt, abrupt way.  'I absolutely forbid you to eat all those sweets,' she added, as she bent down to kiss her mother.  'Doctor's orders.'

      'You're not a doctor yet, darling.'

      'No, but I shall be next year.'

      Tranquilly Pauline poked the second chocolate cream into her mouth.  'And next year, perhaps, I'll stop eating sweets,' she said.

      Anthony left a few minutes later.  Walking through South Kensington, he found his thoughts harking back to Mrs Foxe.  Had the stroke, he wondered, been a bad one?  Was she paralyzed?  He had been so anxious to prevent his father from talking about her, that there had been no time for Pauline to say.  He pictured her lying helpless, half dead, and was horrified to find himself feeling, along with sympathy, a certain satisfaction, a certain sense of relief.  For, after all, she was the chief witness for the prosecution, the person who could testify most damningly against him.  Dead, or only half dead, she was out of court; and, in her absence, there was no longer any case against him.  With part of his being he was glad of Pauline's news.  Shamefully glad.  He tried to think of something else, and, meanwhile, boarded a bus so as to reach more quickly the haven of the London Library.

      He spent nearly three hours there, looking up references to the history of the Anabaptists, then walked home to his rooms in Bloomsbury.  He was expecting Gladys that evening before dinner.  The girl had been a bit tiresome recently; but still … He smiled to himself with anticipatory pleasure.

      She was due at six; but at a quarter-past she had not yet come.  Nor yet at half-past.  Nor yet at seven.  Nor yet at half-past seven.  At eight, he was looking at those blue envelopes, postmarked in 1914 and 1915 and addressed in Mrs Foxe's writing – looking at them and wondering, in the self-questioning despondency that had succeeded his first impatience and rage, whether he should open them.  He was still wondering, when the telephone bell rang, and there was Mark Staithes asking him if by any chance he was free for dinner.  A little party had formed itself at the last moment.  Pitchley would be there, and his wife, the psychologist, and that Indian politician, Sen, and Helen Ledwidge … Anthony put the letters back in their drawer and hurried out of the house.