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Chapter Two

 

He was walking so fast that Susan had to run, and even so she came up with him only under the second lamp-post.  She caught his arm and squeezed it affectionately.

      'Sebastian!'

      'Let go,' he commanded angrily, and shook himself free.  He wasn't going to be patronized and condoled with by anyone.

      There!  She'd done the wrong thing again.  But why must he be so horribly touchy?  And why on earth did he pay any attention to an old ass like Pfeiffy?

      For a while they walked along, side by side, in silence.  She spoke at last.

      'Did you write any poetry today?'

      'No,' Sebastian lied.  Those incandescent copulations of gods had been quenched and turned to ashes.  The very thought of reciting the lines now, after what had happened, made him feel sick - like the thought of eating the cold scraps left over from yesterday's dinner.

      There was another silence.  It was a half-holiday, Susan was thinking, and because it was examination-time, there wasn't any football.  Had he spent the afternoon with that awful Esdaile creature?  She shot a glance at him under the next lamp; yes, there was no doubt of it, he looked dark under the eyes.  The pigs!  She was filled with sudden anger - anger born of a jealousy, all the more painful for being unavowable.  She had no rights; there had never been any question of their being anything but cousins, almost sister and brother; besides, it was too painfully obvious that he didn't even dream of thinking about her in that other way.  And incidentally when he had asked her, that time, two years before, to let him see her without any clothes on, she had said no, in an absolute panic.  Two days later she told Pamela Groves about what had happened; and Pamela, who went to one of those progressive schools and whose parents were so much younger than Susan's, had merely roared with laughter.  What a fuss about nothing at all!  Why, she and her brothers and her cousins - they were always seeing one another with no clothes on.  Yes, and her brothers' friends too.  So why on earth shouldn't poor Sebastian do it, if he wanted to?  All this silly Victorian prudery!  Susan was made to feel ashamed of her own and her mother's old-fashioned views.  Next time Sebastian asked, she'd take off her pyjamas immediately and stand there in front of him in the attitude, she decided after some reflection, of that Roman matron, or whoever she was, in the Alma-Tadema engraving in her father's study, smiling and with her arms up, doing her hair.  For several days she rehearsed the scene in front of her looking-glass, until finally she had it all absolutely perfect.  But unfortunately Sebastian never renewed his request, and she hadn't the never to take the initiative.  With the result that here he was, doing the most awful things with that Esdaile bitch, and she didn't have any right or reason even to cry.  Much less to slap his face, as she would have liked to do, and call him names, and pull his hair, and ... and make him kiss her.

      'I suppose you spent the afternoon with your precious Mrs Esdaile,' she said at last, trying to sound contemptuous and superior.

      Sebastian, who had been walking with bent head, looked up at her.

      'What's that to you?' he said after a pause.

      'Nothing at all.'  Susan shrugged her shoulders and uttered a little laugh.  But inwardly she felt angry with herself and ashamed.  How often she had vowed never to show any further curiosity about his beastly affair, never to listen again to those horrifying details, which he recounted so vividly and with so manifest a relish!  And yet curiosity always got the better of her, and she listened greedily every time.  Listened just because these accounts of his love-making with somebody else were so painful to her.  Listened, too, because thus to share in his love-making, even theoretically and in imagination, was obscurely exciting to her, and itself constituted a kind of sensual bond between them, a mental embrace, horribly unsatisfying and exasperating, but none the less an embrace.

      Sebastian had looked away; but now suddenly he turned back to her with a strange smile almost of triumph, as though he had just scored off somebody.

      'All right, then,' he said.  'You've asked for it.  Don't blame me if it shocks your maiden modesty.'

      He broke off with a rather harsh little laugh, and walked along in silence, meditatively rubbing the bridge of his nose with the tip of his right forefinger.  How well she knew the gesture!  It was the infallible sign that he was composing a poem, or thinking of the best way to tell one of his stories.

      Those stories, those extraordinary stories!  Susan had lived in the fantastic worlds of Sebastian's creation almost as long and quite as intensely as she had lived in the real world.  More intensely perhaps; for in the real world she had to depend on her own prosaic self, whereas in the story world she found herself endowed with Sebastian's rich imagination, moved and excited by Sebastian's flow of words.

      The first of his stories that Susan clearly remembered was the one Sebastian had told her on the beach at Tenby, that summer (it must have been the summer of 1917) when there were five candles on their joint birthday cake.  They had found among the seaweed and old red rubber ball, torn almost in half.  Sebastian took it to a little pool and washed out the sand with which it was filled.  On the wet inner surface of the ball was a kind of wart-like excrescence.  Why?  Only the manufacturers could say.  For a child of five, it was an inexplicable mystery.  Sebastian touched the wart with a probing forefinger.  That was the tummy-button, he whispered.  They looked around furtively to make sure that they were out of earshot: navels were things that verged upon the unmentionable.  Everybody's tummy-button grew inwards like that, Sebastian went on.  And when she asked him, 'How do you know?' he launched out into a circumstantial account of what he had seen Dr Carter doing to a little girl in his consulting-room, the last time Aunt Alice had taken him there about his earache.  Cutting her open - that was what Dr Carter was doing - cutting her open with a big knife and fork, to look at her tummy-button from the inside.  And when you were too tough for a knife and fork, they had to use one of those saws that butchers cut bones with.  Yes, really and truly, he insisted, when she expressed her horrified incredulity, really and truly.  And to prove his point, he began sawing at the ball with the side of his hand.  The gashed rubber parted under the pressure; the wound gaped wider and wider as he saw cut more deeply in what, for Susan, was now no longer a ball, but a little girl's tummy - for all practical purposes, her own.  H-h-h-h, h-h-h-h. h-h-h-h, Sebastian went, trilling the aspirant far back in the throat.  The sound was blood-curdlingly like the noise of a meat saw.  And then, he went on, when they'd cut far enough, they opened you.  Like this - and he pulled the two halves of the wounded ball apart.  They opened you, and they turned your top flap inside out - so; and then they scrubbed the tummy-button with soap and water to get the dirt off.  Furiously he scratched the mysterious wart, and his nails on the rubber made a small dry noise that, to Susan, was unspeakably horrifying.  She uttered a scream and covered her ears with her hands.  For years afterwards she had been terrified of Dr Carter, had howled whenever he came near her; and even now when she knew it was all nonsense about the tummy-button, the sight of his little black bag, of those cabinets in his consulting-room, full of glass tubes and bottles and nickel-plated gadgets, filled her with a vague apprehension which she found it difficult, in spite of all her efforts at reasonableness, to dispel.

      Uncle John Barnack was often away for months at a stretch, travelling abroad and writing articles for that left-wing paper which Susan's father wouldn't so much as allow his fire to be lighted with.  Sebastian had therefore lived a good part of his life under the care of his Aunt Alice and at closest quarters with the youngest of her children, the little girl between whom and himself there was a difference in age of only a single day.  With the growth of that small body of his, that precocious and feverishly imaginative mind, the stories that he told her - or rather that he related to himself in her stimulating presence - became ever more complicated and circumstantial.  Sometimes they would last for weeks and months, in an interminable series of instalments, composed as they walked back and forth from school, or ate their supper in front of the gas fire in the nursery, or sat together on the roofs of wintry buses while their elders travelled prosaically inside.  For example, there was the epic that ran almost uninterruptedly through the whole of 1923 - the epic of the Larnimans.  Or rather the La-a-arnimans - for the name was always pronounced in a whisper and with a horribly significant prolongation of the first syllable.  Those La-a-arnimans was a family of human ogres, who lived in tunnels that radiated out from a central cavern immediately under the lion house at the Zoo.

      'Listen!' Sebastian would whisper to her each time they found themselves in front of the Siberian tiger's cage.

      'Listen!'  And he would stamp his foot on the pavement.

      'It's hollow.  Don't you hear?'

      And, sure enough, Susan did hear and, hearing, shuddered at the thought of the La-a-arnimans sitting there fifty feet below, at the heart of a whirring complex of machinery, counting the money they had stolen from the vaults of the Bank of England, roasting the children they had kidnapped through trapdoors in basements, breeding cobras, to let loose into the drains so that suddenly, one fine morning, just as one was about to sit down, a hooded head would pop up out of the w.c. and hiss.  Not that she believed any of it, of course.  But even if you didn't believe in it, it was still frightening.  Those horrible La-a-arnimans with their cat's eyes and their patent electric guns and their underground switchbacks - they didn't really live under the lion house (even though the ground did sound hollow when you stamped on it).  But that didn't mean that they didn't exist.  The proof of their existence was the fact that she dreamed about them, that she kept a sharp look-out, each morning, for those cobras.

      But the Larnimans were ancient history now.  Their place had been taken, first, by a detective; then (after Sebastian had read his father's book about the Russian Revolution) by Trotsky; then by Odysseus, whose adventures, during that summer and autumn of 1926, were wilder than anything that Homer had ever reported.  It was with the coming of Odysseus that girls first made their appearance in Sebastian's stories.  True, they had figured to some extent in the earlier epics, but only as the victims of doctors, cannibals, cobras and revolutionaries.  (Anything to make Susan's flesh creep, to elicit that horrified squeal of protest!)  But in the new Odyssey they started to play another kind of part.  They were pursued and kissed, they were looked at through keyholes without their clothes on, they were discovered bathing at midnight in a phosphorescent sea, and Odysseus would also go swimming.

      Forbidden themes, repulsively fascinating, disgustingly attractive!  Sebastian would embark on them with a quiet casualness - pianissimo, so to speak, and senza expressione, as though he were hurrying over some boring transitional passage, some patch of mere five-finger exercises interpolated into the romantic rhapsody of his Odyssey.  Pianissimo, senza expressione - and then, bang! like a chord by Scriabin in the middle of a Haydn quartet, out he'd come with some frightful enormity!  And in spite of all her efforts to take it casually, matter-of-factly, as Pamela would have taken it, Susan would be startled into an exclamation, a blush, a covering of the ears, a rushing away, as though she didn't mean to listen to another word.  But always she did listen; and sometimes, when he broke off his narrative to ask her some direct and horribly indiscreet question, she would even speak herself about the impossible subject, muttering with averted eyes, or else in a voice uncontrolledly loud, and modulating, against her will, into a burst of laughter.

      Gradually the new Odyssey had petered out.  Susan had her music and her School Certificate, and Sebastian spent all his leisure reading Greek and the English poets, and writing verses of his own.  There seemed to be no time for story-telling, and if ever they did find themselves together for a little, he liked to recite his latest poems.  When she praised them, as she generally did - for she really did think they were wonderful - Sebastian's face would light up.

      'Oh, it's not too bad,' he would say deprecatingly; but his smile and the irrepressible brightness of his eyes betrayed what he really thought.  Sometimes, however, there were lines she didn't understand, or didn't like; and then, if she ventured to say so, he'd flush with anger and call her a fool and a Philistine; or else sarcastically remark that it was only to be expected, seeing that women had the minds of hens, or seeing it was notorious that musicians had no brains, only fingers and a solar plexus.  Sometimes his words hurt her; but more often they only evoked a smile and made her feel, by comparison with his transparent childishness, delightfully old, wise and, in spite of his dazzling gifts, superior.  When he behaved like that, Sebastian proclaimed himself an infant as well as a prodigy, and invited her to love him in yet another way - protectively and maternally.

      And then suddenly, a few weeks after the beginning of the current term, the stories had started again - but with a difference; for this time they were not fiction, they were autobiography; he had begun to tell her about Mrs Esdaile.  The child in him was still there, still urgently in need of mothering, of being preserved from the consequences of his own childishness; but the grown boy she secretly worshipped with quite another passion was now the lover of a woman - older than herself and prettier, and a million times more experienced; rich, too, and with lovely clothes and manicures and make-up; utterly beyond the possibility of competition and rivalry.  Susan had never let him see how much she minded; but her diary had been full of bitterness, and in bed at night she had often cried herself to sleep.  And tonight she would again have reason to be miserable.

      Frowning, Susan glanced sideways at her companion.  Sebastian was still pensively caressing his nose.

      'That's it,' she burst out with a sudden uprush of resentment; 'rub your beastly little snout till you've got it all pat!'

      Sebastian started and looked round.  An expression of disquiet appeared on his face.

      'Got what all pat?' he asked defensively.

      'All your beautiful speeches and witty repartees,' she answered.  'You think I don't know you, I suppose.  Why, I bet you're too shy to say anything, even when you're ...’ She broke off, unable to give utterance to the words that would evoke the odious picture of their love-making.

      At another time this taunting reference to his timidity - to the humiliating dumbness and incoherence with which he was afflicted whenever he found himself in strange or impressive company - would have roused him to anger.  But on this occasion he was merely amused.

      'Mayn't I tell even the tiniest lie?' he said.  'Just for art's sake?'

      'You mean for your sake - to make yourself look like something out of Noel Coward.'

      'Out of Congreve,' he protested.

      'Out of anybody you like,' said Susan, happy to have this opportunity of venting her accumulated bitterness without betraying its real nature and cause.  'Any old lie, so long as you don't have to show yourself as you really are....'

      'A Don Juan without the courage of his conversation,' he put in.  It was a phrase he had invented to console himself for having cut such a lamentable figure at the Boveney's Christmas party.  'And you're annoyed because I put the conversation where it ought to have been.  Don't be so horribly literal.'

      He smiled at her so enchantingly that Susan had to capitulate.

      'All right,' she grumbled.  'I'll believe you even when I know it's a lie.'

      His smile broadened; he was the gayest of Della Robbia angels.

      'Even when you know,' he repeated, and laughed aloud.  It was the most exquisite of jokes.  Poor old Susan!  She knew that the accounts of his conversational prowess were false; but she also knew that he had got talking with a beautiful dark-haired young woman on the top of a Finchley Road bus, that this woman had asked him to tea at her flat, had listened to his poetry, had told him how unhappy she was with her husband, had made an excuse to leave the drawing-room and then, five minutes later, had called him, 'Mr Barnack, Mr Barnack,' - and he had walked out after her, and across the landing and through a half-opened door into a room that was pitch dark, and suddenly had felt her bare arms round him and her lips on his face.  Susan knew all that, and a great deal more besides; and the beauty of it was that Mrs Esdaile didn't exist, that he had found her name in the telephone book, her pale oval face in a volume of Victorian steel engravings, and all the rest in his imagination.  And all that poor Susan objected to was the elegance of his conversation!

      'She was wearing black lace underclothes today,' he improvised, carried away by his amusement into an emphatic Beardsleyism that at ordinary times he would have despised.

      'She would!' said Susan, bitterly thinking of her own stout white cotton.

      With his inward eye Sebastian was contemplating a Callipyge in needle-point, patterned all over with spidery arabesques.  Like one of those ornamental china horses, on whose flanks the dapplings are leaves and tendrils.  He laughed to himself.

      'I told her she was the latest archaeological discovery - the Dappled Aphrodite of Hampstead.'

      'Liar!' said Susan emphatically.  'You didn't tell her anything of the kind.'

      'I shall write a poem about the Dappled Aphrodite,' Sebastian went on, ignoring her.

      A fireworks display of lovely phrases began to blaze and crackle in his mind.

      'Stippled with scrolls her withers, her velvet croup tattooed with Brussels roses.  And round the barrel,' he murmured, rubbing his nose, 'round the rich barrel, like a net of flowery moles, gardens and trellises of bobbin-work.'

      And, by golly, there was a perfectly good rhyme!  Scrolls and moles - two stout pegs on which one could hang any amount of lace and goddess-skin.

      'Oh, shut up!' said Susan.

      But his lips continued to move.

      'Inked on those creamy quarters, what artful calligraphy, swelling and shrinking with each alternate movement.'

      Suddenly he heard his name being shouted and the sound of running feet from behind them.

      'Who the devil ...?'

      They stopped and turned round.

      'It's Tom Boveney,' said Susan.

      So it was!  Sebastian smiled.

      'I'll bet you five bob he says, "Hullo, Suse, how's the booze?"'

      Sic and a half feet high, three feet wide, two feet thick, sandy-haired and grinning, Tom came rushing up like the Cornish Riviera Express.

      'Basty Boy,' he shouted, 'you're just the man I was looking for.  Oh, and there's young Suse. - How's the booze, Suse?'

      He laughed, and was delighted when Susan and Sebastian also laughed - laughed with unaccumstomed heartiness.

      'Well,' he went on, turning back to Sebastian, 'it's all settled.'

      'What's settled?'

      'The dinner problem.  Seeing you're going abroad as soon as term's over, I've arranged to put it off to the end of the hols.'

      He grinned and patted Sebastian's shoulder affectionately.  He, too, Susan said to herself.  And she went on to reflect that almost everyone felt that way about Sebastian - and he exploited it.  Yes, he exploited it.

      'Pleased?' Tom questioned.

      Basty was his mascot, his child, and at the same time the exquisite and brilliant object of a love which he was too congenitally heterosexual to avow, or even to understand and give a name to.  He'd do anything to please little Basty.

      But instead of beaming delightedly, Sebastian looked almost dismayed.

      'But, Tom,' he stammered, 'you mustn't ... I mean, you shouldn't put yourself out for me.'

      Tom laughed and gave his shoulder a reassuring squeeze.

      'I'm not putting myself out.'

      'But the other fellows,' said Sebastian, clutching at every straw.

      Tom pointed out that the other fellows didn't care whether his farewell party was at the beginning of the hols or at the end.

      'A binge is always a binge,' he was saying philosophically, when Sebastian cut him short with a vehemence altogether unjustified by considerations of mere politeness.

      'No, I wouldn't dream of it,' he cried in a tone of finality.

      There was a silence.  Tom Boveney looked down at him wonderingly.

      'You almost sound as if you didn't want to come,' he began in bewilderment.

      Sebastian realized his mistake and made haste to protest that of course there was nothing he'd have liked better.  Which was true.  Dinner at the Savoy, a show, and a nightclub to wind up with - it would be an unprecedented experience.  But he had to refuse the invitation, and for the most humiliating and childish reason: he had no evening clothes.  And now, when he thought that everything had been settled so satisfactorily, here was Tom reopening the question.  Damn him, damn him!  Sebastian positively hated the great lout for his officious friendliness.

      'But if you want to come,' Tom insisted with exasperating common sense, 'what on earth are you saying no for?'  He turned to Susan.  'Can you throw any light on the mystery?'

      Susan hesitated.  She knew, of course, all about Uncle John's refusal to get Sebastian a suit of evening clothes.  It was mean of him.  But after all there wasn't anything for Sebastian to be ashamed of.  Why didn't he frankly come out with it?

      'Well,' she said slowly, 'I suppose it's because ...'

      'Shut up.  Shut up, I tell you.'  In his fury, Sebastian gave her arm such a pinch that she cried out in pain.

      'Serves you right,' he whispered savagely, and turned again to Tom.  Susan was astonished to hear him saying that of course he'd come, and it was really terribly nice of Tom to have taken all that trouble to change the date.  Terribly nice - and he actually managed to give Tom one of his angelic smiles.

      'You don't think I'd have a party without you, Basty?'  Once more Tome Boveney squeezed the shoulder of his mascot, his only child, his infant prodigy and exquisite beloved.

      'Now of all times, when I'm going to Canada - and God knows when I shall be seeing you again.  You or any of the other Haverstock fellows,' he added hastily; and to build up the alibi, he addressed himself jocularly to Susan: 'And if it weren't a stag party, I'd ask you too.  Plenty of booze for good old Suse.'  He slapped her on the back, and laughed.

      'And now I've got to fly.  Oughtn't to have stopped to talk to you by rights, but it was such a stroke of luck running into you.  So long, Suse.  So long, Basty.'  He turned and started to run, elegantly in spite of his size and weight, like a professional half-miler, into the darkness out of which he had come.  The others resumed their walk.

      'What I can't understand,' said Susan, after a long silence, 'is why you don't just tell the truth.  It isn't your fault that you don't have a dinner jacket.  And it's not as if there was a law against wearing your blue serge suit.  They won't turn you out of the restaurant, you know.'

      'Oh, for God's sake!' cried Sebastian, driven almost to frenzy by the maddening reasonableness of what she was saying.

      'But if you'd only explain to me why you don't tell him,' she persisted.

      'I don't wish to explain,' he said with a dignified finality.

      Susan glanced at him, thought how ridiculous he looked, and shrugged her shoulders.

      'You mean, you can't explain.'

      In the silence that ensued, Sebastian chewed on the bitter cud of his abasement.  He didn't wish to explain because, as Susan had said, he couldn't explain.  And he couldn't explain, not because he lacked reasons, but because the reasons he had were so excruciatingly intimate.  First that old cow in the library; even that dead son was no excuse for her slobbering over him as though he were still in diapers.  The Pfeiffer and his stinking cigars.  And now this last humiliation.  It was not only that he looked like a child, when he knew himself to be a hundred times abler than the oldest of them.  It was also that he lacked the outward accoutrement and paraphernalia belonging to his real age.  If he'd had decent clothes and enough pocket money, the other humiliations would have been tolerable.  By his easy spendings and the cut of his coats he could have refuted the specious evidence of his face and stature.  But his father gave him only a shilling a week, made him wear his shoddy reach-me-downs till they were threadbare and short in the sleeves, and absolutely refused to get him a dinner jacket.  His garments confirmed the testimony of the body they so shabbily covered; he was a child in child's clothing.  And here was that fool, Susan, asking him why he didn't tell Tom Boveney the truth!

      'Amor Fati,' she quoted.  'Didn't you say that was your motto now?'  Sebastian did not deign to make a reply.

      Looking at him, as he walked beside her, his face set, his body curiously rigid and constrained, Susan felt her irritation melting away into a maternal tenderness.  Poor darling!  How miserable he managed to make himself!  And for such idiotic reasons!  Worrying about a dinner jacket!  But she'd be prepared to bet that Tom Boveney didn't have an affair with a beautiful married woman.  And, remembering how he had cheered up just now at the mention of Mrs Esdaile, Susan charitably tried again.

      'You didn't finish telling me about those black lace underclothes,' she said at last, breaking the dismal silence.

      But this time there was no response; Sebastian merely shook his head without even looking in her direction.

      'Please,' she cajoled.

      'I don't want to.'  And when Susan tried to insist, 'I tell you, I don't want to,' he repeated more emphatically.

      There was nothing funny any longer about Susan's gullibility.  Seen soberly, in its proper light, this Esdaile business was just another of his humiliations.

      His mind harked back to that hideous evening two months before.  Outside the Camden Town tube station, a girl in blue, coarsely pretty, with painted mouth and a lot of yellow hair.  He walked up and down two or three times, trying to screw up his courage and feeling rather sick, just as he did before one of those ghastly interviews with the headmaster about his maths.  The nausea of the threshold.  But finally, when one had knocked and gone in and sat down opposite that large and extraordinarily clean-shaven face, it wasn't really so bad.  'You seem to think, Sebastian, that because you're highly gifted in one direction you're excused from working at anything you don't happen to enjoy.'  And it would end up with his being kept in for two or three hours on half-holiday afternoons, or having to do a couple of extra problems every day for a month.  Nothing so very bad, after all, nothing to justify that nausea.  Taking courage from these reflections, Sebastian walked up to the girl in blue and said, 'Good evening.'

      In the beginning she wouldn't even take him seriously.  'A kid like you!  I'd be ashamed of myself!'  He had to show her the inscription in his copy of the Oxford Book of Greek Verse, which he happened to be carrying in his pocket.  'For Sebastian, on his seventeenth birthday, from his uncle, Eustace Barnack. 1928.'  The girl in blue read the words aloud, glanced dubiously into his face, then back at the book.  From the flyleaf she turned to a page chosen at random in the middle of the volume.  'Why, it's Yiddish!'  She looked curiously into his face.  'I'd never have guessed it,' she said.  Sebastian set her right.  'And you mean to tell me you can read it?'  He demonstrated his ability on a chorus line from the Agamemnon.  That convinced her; anybody who could do that must be more than just a kid.  But did he have any money?  He produced his wallet and showed her the pound-note that still remained to him from Uncle Eustace's Christmas present.  'All right,' said the girl.  But she had no place of her own; where did he mean to go?

      Aunt Alice and Susan and Uncle Fred had all gone away for the weekend, and there was nobody left in the house except old Ellen - and Ellen always went to bed sharp at nine, as was as deaf as a post anyway.  They could go to his place, he suggested; and he hailed a taxi.

      Of that nightmare that followed Sebastian could not think without a shudder.  That rubber corset and, when they were in his room, her body, as unresponsive as its carapace.  The bored perfunctory kisses, and the breath that stank of beer and caries and onions.  His own excitement, so frenzied as to be almost instantly self-stultifying; and then, irremediable, the hideously sober coldness that brought with it a disgust for what lay there beside him, a horror as though for a corpse - and the corpse laughed and offered him its derisive condolences.

      On the way down to the front door, the girl asked to look at the drawing-room.  Her eyes opened wide as the light revealed its modest splendours.  'Hand painted!' she said admiringly, crossing over to the fireplace and running her fingers over the varnish of the presentation portrait of Sebastian's grandfather.  That seemed to settle it for her.  She turned to Sebastian and announced that she wanted another quid.  But he hadn't got another quid.  The girl in blue sat down emphatically on the sofa.  Very well, then; she'd stay there until he found one.  Sebastian emptied his pockets of small change.  Three and elevenpence.  No, she insisted, nothing less than a quid; and in a hoarse contralto she started to chant the words, 'A quid, a quid, a quid-o,' to the tune of 'When Irish Eyes ...'

      'Don't do that,' he begged.  The chant swelled to full-throated song.  'A quid, a quid, a quid-o, a lovely, lovely quid ...’ Almost in tears, Sebastian interrupted her: there was a servant sleeping upstairs, and even the neighbours might hear.  'Well, let them all come,' said the girl in blue.  'They're welcome.'  'But what would they say?'  Sebastian's voice quavered as he spoke, his lips were trembling.  The girl looked at him contemptuously, and broke out into her loud, ugly laugh.  'Serve you right, cry-baby: that's what they'd say.  Wanting to go with girls, when he ought to be staying at 'ome and letting 'is mother blow 'is nose for him.'  She started to beat time.  'Now, one, two, three.  All together, boys.  "When Irish quids are quidding ..."'

      On the little table by the sofa Sebastian caught sight of that gold-mounted, tortoiseshell paperknife which had been presented to Uncle Fred on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his association with the City and Far Eastern Investment Company.  Worth much more than a pound.  He picked it up and tried to press it into her hands.  'Take this,' he implored.  'Yes, and 'ave them call up the p'lice the moment I try to sell it.'  She pushed it aside.  In another key and more loudly than ever, she began again.  'When Irish quids ...' 'Stop,' he cried despairingly, 'stop! I'll get you the money.  I swear I will.'  The girl in blue broke off and looked at her wristwatch.  'I'll give you five minutes,' she said.  Sebastian hurried out of the room and up the stairs.  A minute later he was hammering on one of the doors that gave on to the fourth-floor landing.  'Ellen, Ellen!'  There was no answer.  Deaf as a post.  Damn the woman, damn her!  He knocked again and shouted.  Suddenly, and without any warning, the door opened and there was Ellen in a grey flannelette dressing-gown, with her grey hair done up into two little pigtails tied with tape, and no false teeth, so that her round, apple-like face seemed to have caved in and, when she asked him if the house was on fire, he could hardly understand what she said.  Making a great effort, he turned on his most angelic smile - the smile with which he had always managed to get round her, all his life.  'Sorry, Ellen.  I wouldn't have done it if it weren't so urgent.'  'So what?' she asked, turning her better ear towards him.  'Do you think you could lend me a pound?'  She looked blank, and he had to yell at her.  'A pound.'  'A pound?' she echoed in amazement.  'I borrowed it from a friend of mine, and he's waiting at the door.'  Toothlessly, but still with her north-country intonation, Ellen enquired why he couldn't pay it back tomorrow.  'Because he's going away,' Sebastian explained.  'Going to Liverpool.'  'Oh, to Liverpool,' said Ellen in another tone, as though that cast quite a new light on the matter.  'Is he taking a ship?' she asked.  'Yes, to America,' Sebastian shouted, 'to Philadelphia.  Off to Philadelphia in the morning.'  He glanced at his watch.  Only another minute or thereabouts, and she'd be starting that other Irish song again.  He gave Ellen a yet more enchanting smile.  'Could you manage it, Ellen?'  The old woman smiled back at him, took his hand and laid it for a moment against her cheek, then without a word she turned back into the room to look for her purse.

      It was when they came back from that weekend - on the Monday afternoon, to be precise, while he was walking home with her from old Pfeiffer's - that he had first told Susan about Mrs Esdaile.  Exquisite, cultured, wildly voluptuous Esdaile in the arms of her triumphant young lover - the reverse of the medal whose other, real face bore the image of the girl in blue and a nauseated child, abject and blubbering.

      At the corner of Glanvil Place they parted company.

      'You go straight home,' said Sebastian, breaking the long silence.  'I'm going to see if Father's in.'  And without waiting for Susan's comments, he turned and quickly walked away.

      Susan stood there looking after him as he hurried down the street, so frail and helpless, but marching with such desperate resolution towards inevitable failure.  For, of course, if the poor boy imagined he could get the better of Uncle John, he was just asking to be hurt again.

      Under the street lamp at the corner, the pale hair came to life like an aureole of tousled flame; then he turned and was lost to sight.  And that was life, Susan reflected as she walked on - a succession of street corners.  You met with something - something strange, something beautiful and desirable; and the next moment you were at another corner; it had turned and was gone.  And even when it didn't turn, it was in love with Mrs Esdaile.

      She mounted the steps of number eighteen, and rang the bell.  Ellen opened the door, and, before admitting her, made her wipe her feet again on the mat.

      'Can't have you muddying my carpets,' she said in her ordinary tone of grumbling affection.

      On her way upstairs, Susan looked in to say good-evening to her mother.  Mrs Poulshot seemed preoccupied, and her kiss was perfunctory.

      'Try not to do anything to annoy your father,' she recommended.  'He's feeling a bit out of sorts this evening.'

      Oh God, thought Susan, who had suffered ever since she could remember from those moods of his.

      'And change into your pale blue,' Mrs Poulshot added.  'I want Uncle Eustace to see you at your prettiest.'

      A fat lot she cared if Uncle Eustace thought her pretty!  And anyhow, she went on to reflect, as she climbed the stairs, what hope was there of competing with someone who had been married, who had money, who bought her clothes in Paris and was probably drenched - though oddly enough Sebastian had never mentioned the fact - in the most indecent kind of scent.

      She lit the gas fire in her room, undressed and walked down half a flight to the bathroom.

      The pleasure of soaking in hot water was unpleasantly tempered by Mr Poulshot's insistence that none but carbolic soap should ever be used in his household.  The result was that one came out of one's bath smelling, not like Mrs Esdaile, but like a newly washed dog.  Susan sniffed at herself as she reached for the towel, and made a wry face of disgust at the stink of her own cleanliness.

      Sebastian's room was on the opposite side of the landing to hers, and, knowing him absent, she went boldly in, opened the top drawer of his dressing-table and took out the safety-razor which he had bought two months before to keep down a still hypothetical beard.

      Meticulously, as though preparing for an evening in a sleeveless gown and a night of passion, she shaved her armpits, then picked out the telltale hairs and replaced the razor in its box.