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Chapter Twenty-Five

 

Yes, the whole universe was laughing with him.  Laughing cosmically at the cosmic joke of its own self-frustration, guffawing from pole to pole at the worldwide, age-old slapstick of disaster following on the heels of good intention.  A counterpoint of innumerable hilarities - Voltairean voices, yelping in sharp shrill triumph over the bewildered agonies of stupidity and silliness; vast Rabelaisian voices, like bassoons and double basses, rejoicing in guts and excrement and copulation, rumbling delightedly at the spectacle of grossness, of inescapable animality.

      Shaking in unison with the universal merriment, he laughed through long durations of increasing pleasure, durations of mounting exhilaration and glory.  And meanwhile here was that light again, here was that crystal of luminous silence - still and shining in all the interstices of the jagged laughter.  Not at all formidable, this time, but softly, tenderly blue, as it had been when he caught old Bruno at his tricks with it.  A blue caressing silence ubiquitously present, in spite of the yelping and the bassoons, but present without urgency; beautiful, not with that austere, unbearable intensity, but imploringly as though it were humbly begging to be taken notice of.  And there was no participation in its knowledge, no self-compulsion to shame and condemnation.  Only this tenderness.  But Eustace was not to be caught so easily, Eustace was forearmed against all its little stratagems.  To the entreaty of that blue crystal of silence he returned only the explosions of his derision, more and more strident as the light became more tenderly beautiful, as the silence ever more humbly, ever more gently and caressingly solicited his attention.  No, no, none of that!  He thought again of the Triumphs of Education, the Triumphs of Science, Religion, Politics, and his merriment mounted to a kind of frenzy.  Paroxysm after cosmic paroxysm.  What pleasure, what power and glory!  But suddenly he was aware  that the laughter had passed beyond his control, had become a huge, autonomous hysteria, persisting against his will and in spite of the pain it was causing him, persisting with a life of its own that was alien to his life, with a purpose of its own that was entirely incompatible with his well-being.

      Out there, in here, the silence shone with a blue, imploring tenderness.  But none of that, none of that!  The light was always his enemy.  Always, whether it was blue or white, pink or pea-green.  He was shaken by another long, harrowing convulsion of derision.

      Then abruptly, there was a displacement of awareness.  Once again he was remembering something that had not yet happened to somebody else.

      Shuddering in the universal epilepsy, an open window presented itself; and there was poor old John, standing beside it, looking down into the street.  And what confusion down there, what a yelling in that golden haze of dust!  Dark faces, open-mouthed and distorted, dark hands, clenched or clawing.  Thousands and thousands of them.  And from the bright sunlit square on the right, from the narrow side-street immediately opposite the window, squads of turbaned and black-bearded policemen were shoving their way into the crowd, swinging their long bamboo staves.  On heads and shoulders, on the bone of thin wrists upraised to protect the frightened, screaming faces - blow after blow, methodically.  There was another convulsion.  The figures wavered and broke, like images in a ruffled pool, then came together again as the laughing frenzy died down.  Overhead, the blue tenderness was not mere sky, but the bright crystal of living silence.  Methodically the policemen hammered on.  The thought of those sharp or cushioned impacts was nauseatingly distinct.

      'Horrible!' John was saying between his teeth.  'Horrible!'

      'It would be a damned sight worse if the Japs were to get to Calcutta,' another voice remarked.

      Slowly, reluctantly, John nodded his head.

      The professional Liberal condoning a lathi charge!  There was another convulsive seizure, and another.  Derision kept on tearing at him, like the gusts of a hurricane among tattered sails; kept on carding the very substance of his being, as though with combs and iron claws.  But through the torment Eustace was unsteadily aware that, immediately below the window, a boy had dropped unconscious, felled by a blow on the temple.  Two other young men were bending over him.  Suddenly, through the yelping and the bassoons, there was as it were a memory of wild shrill cries and the frightened repetition of one incomprehensible phrase.  A line of steel helmets was moving forward across the square.  There was a panic movement of the crowd, away from the approaching danger.  Jostled and staggering, the two young men succeeded nonetheless in raising their companion from the ground.  As though in some mysterious rite, the boy's limp body was lifted shoulder-high towards the blue, imploring tenderness of the silence.  For a few seconds only.  Then the rush of the frightened mob toppled them down.  Rescuers and rescued, they were gone, engulfed in the trampling and the suffocation.  Blindly, in terror, the crowd moved on.  A gale of mirthless lacerating laughter blew them into oblivion.  Only the luminous silence remained, tender, beseeching.  But Eustace was up to his tricks.

      And suddenly there was another bleeding face.  Not the face of the nameless Indian boy; but, of all people, Jim Poulshot's face.  Yes, Jim Poulshot!  That vacant pigeonhole which was so obviously destined to contain the moderately successful stockbroker of 1949.  But Jim was in uniform and lying at the foot of a clump of bamboos, and three or four little yellow men with guns in their hands were standing over him.

      'Wounded,' Jim kept saying in a thin cracked voice.  'Bring doctor, quick!  Wounded, wounded ...'

      The three little yellow men broke out simultaneously into loud, almost good-humoured guffaws.  And as though moved by a kind of secret sympathy, the whole universe shook and howled in chorus.

      Then suddenly one of the men raised his foot and stamped on Jim's face.  There was a scream.  The heel of the heavy rubber-soled boot came down again and, with yet more force, a third time.  Blood was streaming from the mangled mouth and nose.  The face was hardly recognizable.

      Horror, pity, indignation - but in the same instant a blast of frantic laughter clawed at his being.  'The empty pigeonhole,' his memories kept howling, and then, with irrepressible glee: 'The stockbroker of 1949, the moderately successful stockbroker.'

      Under the bamboos the stockbroker of 1949 lay still, moaning.

 

                                             Under the bamboo,

                                             Under the bamboo,

                                             Probably constipaysh ...

 

The barrel-organ outside the Kensington Registry Office, and Timmy's explanation of what had happened on the cricket field.

 

 

                                             Probably constip,

                                             Probably constip ...

 

Among the little yellow men there had been a short, gloating silence.  Then one of them said something and, as though to illustrate his meaning, drove his long bayonet into Jim Poulshot's chest.  Grinning, the others followed suit - in the face, in the belly, in the throat and the genitals - again and again, until at last the screaming stopped.

      The screaming stopped.  But the laughter persisted - the howling, the epilepsy, the uncontrollable lacerating derision.

      And meanwhile the scene had repeated itself.  The bleeding face, the horror of the bayonets, but all somehow mixed up with Mimi in her claret-coloured dressing-gown.  Adesso comincia la tortura - and then the dandling, the fumbling, the fondling.  And at the same time the stamping, the stabbing.  With St Sebastian among the Victorian flowers, and poor dear Amy, tremulous before the Kensington Registrar, and Laurina at Monte Carlo.  Ave verum corpus, the true body, the prim Victorian mouth, the brown, blind breast-eyes.  And while the bayonets stabbed and stabbed, there was the shameful irrelevance of a pleasure that died at last into a cold reiterated friction, automatic and compulsory.  And all the time the yelping and the bassoons, the iron teeth, combing and carding the very substance of his being.  For ever and ever, excruciatingly.  But he knew what the light was up to.  He knew what that blue tenderness of silence was beseeching him to do.  No, no, none of that!  Deliberately he turned yet again towards the parting of the dressing-gown, towards the mangled and unrecognizable face, towards the intolerable pain of derision and lust, compulsorily, self-imposed, for ever and ever.