CHAPTER
TWO
Nicholas Webb raised
the pale-green china teacup to his parched lips and stoically sipped the hot
black tea which he was in the habit of drinking at about 10.30 every
morning. Leaning back in his
comfortably-padded swivel chair, with ankles crossed on top of his desk, he
appeared to be staring fixedly at his expensive new shoes when, in reality, he
was thinking about the new art exhibition which was due to open at the Merlin
Gallery on Friday afternoon.
Why-on-earth, he wondered, couldn't it have opened a week earlier, so
that he could have sent someone along to review it for the forthcoming edition
of 'Arts Monthly'. As things stood, all
he could hope for was a largely retrospective review in the October edition, by
which time the exhibition would be in its last week! And, if rumour counted for anything, it was
quite an important exhibition this time too - one whose controversial paintings
were bound to attract considerable publicity.
Really, it was a wonder to him that he didn't revert to editing a weekly
magazine sometimes, the number of times circumstances had obliged him to ignore
or forego important events in the world of contemporary art.
He sipped a little too stoically at his hot tea and burnt his
tongue. "Damn it!" he gasped,
returning the offending cup to its saucer and placing them on a relatively
uncluttered part of his desk. Frowning,
he wiped his mouth with the back of his right hand and then trained an
aggrieved expression on the head of his senior sub-editor, who was bent over
the manuscript of a collection of poems which some young scribbler had had the
audacity to offer for publication. From
where he sat, all Webb could see of his colleague's face was part of a hooked
nose protruding from beneath a thatch of curly-brown hair. Alas, the nose remained - and in the nature
of such things could only remain - impervious to his negative expression. But the spectacle nonetheless gave him the
analogy of some kind of inverted bird's nest with a chick hanging out of it -
an analogy which partly served to dispel his irritation and return him to a
less-aggrieved frame of mind. A titter
of laughter from the 'inverted bird's nest' prompted him to snigger back. "I thought they'd amuse you," he
averred, with ironic detachment.
"Nothing like a fledgling surrealist for arousing one's sense of humour,
is there?"
The 'inverted bird's nest' momentarily became the smiling face
of Martin Osbourne. "Possibly
not," he admitted, before turning back into Webb's analogical chimera
again. And, reading aloud from the poem
in his hand, he quoted three of the lines which he found particularly amusing.
"Yes, the 'persistent malaise of strawberry clits' makes
the mind boggle rather, doesn't it?" commented Webb, chuckling
gently. He crossed his fingers behind
his head and stared meditatively at the opposite wall. "What about the 'diaphanous horizon on
the legs of bloated peas'?" he asked, quoting from memory. "Can you make any sense of that?"
"Not the slightest!" came the inevitable reply from
Martin Osbourne, after a short pause.
"But, then again, I don't think one is supposed to make any sense
of it." And, returning the
manuscript to Nicholas Webb's desk, the sub-editor inquired of his superior
whether he was intending to publish any of it in the forthcoming edition of
their magazine.
"Certainly not!" replied Webb sternly, casting his
colleague an incredulous look. "I
can't afford to lose any more subscriptions.
As soon as you publish one imbecile, there are a million others who
imagine they've just as much entitlement to be published, too. And from there it's simply a matter of time
before you end-up in the workhouse."
"The unemployment exchange these days," corrected
Osbourne humorously and with a dash of anachronistic sentimentality. "Our century is really quite the reverse
of the previous one. Before the rise of
the proletariat, it was a punishment to be made to work. Now, on the contrary, not having any work
..."
"Yes, well, whatever the case," Webb rejoined with an
air of impatience, "we can't afford to publish trash like that ..."
he frowned down at the manuscript on the right-hand corner of his desk ...
"and have intelligent, industrious, self-respecting citizens poisoning
their minds with the 'tears of age on rumps of sin', or whatever the damn
nonsense was! They'd think we're running
a kindergarten here."
"We sometimes are," said Osbourne facetiously. "Only a kindergarten in which the
youngest members are the only real adults," he added, more for his own
benefit than Nicholas Webb's.
There was a short, sharp buzz from the internal telephone. Still frowning, Webb grabbed the receiver and
heard the nervous voice of young Anthony Keating requesting to see him. "Unfortunately I'm in the middle of an
important meeting at present," he lyingly pretended. "But you can do so in about half an
hour. By the way, how did that interview
with Mr Tonks go yesterday?"
"Er, not too badly," replied the strangled voice on
the other end of the line. "In
fact, that's what I wanted to see you about actually."
"Indeed?"
Nicholas Webb raised his furrowed brows in feigned surprise. It was a long-standing habit of his to
indulge in amateur theatricals when speaking to junior members of staff, and
this habit persisted even when he was on the telephone and the person to whom
he was speaking had no chance of seeing him act. But he would be accessible in thirty minutes
and, with a curt "Alright?", he slammed the receiver down and
returned to the 'important meeting'.
"Not too serious, I trust?" Osbourne ventured to
speculate, as an expression of annoyance suddenly suffused his senior
colleague's stern face.
"Probably not," the latter responded, picking up his
by-now lukewarm cup of black tea and drinking what remained of it down in one
thirsty gulp. "With young Keating,
however, one can never take anything for granted. As long as he didn't insult Tonks and get
himself thrown out of his bloody house, I needn't worry too much.... You can't
imagine what a devil-of-a-job I had finding anyone to accept that assignment
yesterday! What with Wilder catching a
cold or something at the last moment, probably on purpose."
"Perhaps it was just as well that I happened to be out of
town at the time," remarked Osbourne, who chuckled dryly. "Otherwise you might have picked on me
instead."
"As it happened, I was almost contemplating a return to the
old days and conducting the bloody interview myself!" Webb exclaimed in a
tone of voice not far short of desperation.
"Fortunately for me, however, young Keating didn't have all that
much on his plate, so I kind of threw him in at the deep-end. Naturally, he wasn't particularly keen on the
idea. He had his misgivings about
interviewing someone whom he knew next-to-nothing about and whose music,
apparently, doesn't appeal to him. But I
got round him in the end! After all, his
is not to reason why, his is but to do or die!"
"Not quite," objected the sub-editor
good-humouredly. "His is but to do
or lie. The necessity of death shouldn't
enter into it these days."
"Don't be too sure about that!" countered the editor,
guffawing loudly. "But seriously,
one has to remember that Keating is a relatively inexperienced
interviewer. It takes a lot of practice
to make a Neil Wilder, you know."
Returning the empty cup to its saucer, Nicholas James Webb got
up from his chair and strolled over to the single window his office
possessed. At forty-two he was a tall,
well-built man of resolute character and, apart from the few streaks of grey
which were slowly tarnishing his black hair, relatively youthful
appearance. Coming from what would be
considered a well-educated background, he had served under Sir Cecil Thomas as
sub-editor of the 'Literary Review'
before going on, following the retirement of his knowledgeable
predecessor, to become its editor. It
was during his five-year spell of editorship of this prestigious monthly that
another periodical, the 'Music World', ran into serious financial difficulties
and was managed by a succession of editors who only succeeded in making matters
worse. The last of these was Martin
Osbourne, an acquaintance of Webb's from undergraduate days, who implored the
latter, in conjunction with his directors, to offer capital to save the
periodical from liquidation. At first,
the leading lights of the 'Literary Review' would have nothing to do with the
idea. But, before long, the prospect of
taking over the 'Music World' altogether and amalgamating it with their own
periodical began to appeal to them, since it had a more impressive building
and, being in the vicinity of London's West End, was better situated. So the eventual outcome of the music
magazine's financial plight was the establishment of 'Arts Monthly', for which,
once art and sculpture had been added to its brief, there had been a steady
demand, much to the surprise and delight of everyone concerned.
This synthesizing process had taken place a few years previously
and, since then, Nicholas Webb had retained the responsibilities of editor with
even greater success than before. And in
tandem with Andrew Hunt, a former sub-editor with the 'Literary Review',
Osbourne had proved his worth as a competent assistant. Indeed, so much so that Webb had evolved a
private joke having its basis in a certain incredulity for the fact that some
fool had previously denied Osbourne his rightful place in life by appointing
him editor instead of keeping him sub-editor, where he evidently belonged! At the moment, however, the
thirty-nine-year-old assistant in question was proving his competence in
nothing more than sitting still in his chair whilst he drank the remains of a
mild cup of sugared tea and, in-between whiles, puffed complacently on a
slender cigar.
Standing in front of the large window that gave-on to a quite
wide expanse of Bedlam Square, Nicholas Webb had caught sight of a young woman
passing on foot below and, with his usual enthusiasm for the enticing
curvatures of seductive females, was now following her along the pavement with
lascivious gaze. The graceful swaying of
her flounced knee-length skirt to the gentle rhythms of her gait were almost
hypnotizing him, as he followed the progress of her exquisitely-shaped calf
muscles along to that point in the near distance where the physical limitations
of the window frame inevitably got in the way, and one was accordingly obliged
to turn one's attention back to someone within easier range. As luck would have it, on this occasion, the
only person to whom one could turn one's attention back was a bowler-hatted
gentleman in purposeful stride and so, with an air of disappointment, he
directed it across at the greenery in the middle of the square instead. Together with the expanse of sky the view
permitted, this provided him with the next best thing to watching attractive young
women passing below, and constituted, moreover, a significant part of his
allegiance to the philosophy of Elementalism, to which he had been moderately
converted by various of the more tragic writings of John Cowper Powys. By regularly 'plunging into', in Powys'
phrase, whatever vegetation could be found amidst so much glass, steel,
concrete, and other artificial materials, he believed he was gathering a sort
of quasi-occult strength from it which would endow him with a psycho-physical
advantage over those less enlightened than himself. The buildings of the square became, at such
plunging moments, evil powers from which one sought deliverance in the
trees. One's salvation from urban life
was guaranteed not by any otherworldly allegiance or aspiration, but by a daily
fidelity to Nature, to those benign manifestations of Nature, more
specifically, which sprouted from the soil in the middle of the square.
And so it was with the consciousness of one who realizes he is
taking part in some esoteric and essentially anti-existential rite that Nicholas
Webb now stared across at a couple of old oak trees standing close together,
and reverently acknowledged the powers of good.
How strong they appeared! And how
eternal when contrasted with the stylistic transience of the surrounding
architecture which, despite an appearance of solidity, was destined to perish
with the birth of new styles, to grow progressively more antiquated with the
passing of time, until there was no longer any place for it in a rapidly
changing world and it was accordingly demolished without a trace of
regret! But the oak trees belonged not
to time and society but to Nature and Eternity.
They had existed as a species for thousands of years and, providing man
didn't hack them all down in the name of some hypothetical future progress,
some as yet unrealized technological millennium, they would doubtless continue
to exist in the recognizable form of their species for thousands of years to
come. And what applied to the oaks
applied no less, in Webb's deferential estimation, to the other representatives
of almighty Nature which could also be seen and plunged into from his office
window, and which were just as important a source of psycho-physical strength
to their humble devotee.
Yet, if the truth were known, Webb wasn't quite the humble
devotee these days that he had once imagined himself to be. For he was obliged to admit that one could
gather more strength from the larger and more powerful forces of good than from
the smaller and less powerful ones - albeit there was always the possibility,
he pedantically reflected, that a sufficient number of smaller ones plunged
into together might, between them, add-up to something just as psychically
stimulating and invigorating as one or two of the larger ones plunged into
separately, in noble isolation from the rest.
Yes, that was always possible, he thought. But, for the time being, it was enough to
plunge into the couple of large trees he had singled out from their lesser
fellows, and to do so, moreover, with all the determination of a famished
suckling bent on drawing sustenance from its mother's copious breasts. For there were so many yards between himself
and the garden that one just had to pick on the largest representatives of
almighty Nature if one hoped to draw anything substantially elemental from it,
to establish a subtle reciprocity of psychic emanations between their deeper
selves, bearing in mind that such a reciprocity also had the intervening window
to contend with - an obstacle which could only weaken it and thereby reduce its
therapeutic effect. Such, at any rate,
was how the moderate convert to Elementalism had first reasoned, when he began
to adopt the habit of exploiting the public garden in the interests of his
psycho-physical well-being, several months before. True, he had brought a few of his own
theories to bear on those of John Cowper Powys in the course of elemental time,
and thus created a slight variation or two on the original pantheistic
theme. But, by and large, the great
man's elemental theology was still the cornerstone of his own theological
edifice, and the great man himself still the quasi-druidic high priest, as it
were, of his elemental devotions.
Variations on the original theme, he mused, were virtually inevitable!
A pretty nurse passing along the pavement below suddenly
distracted him from his psychic tête-à-tête with the tallest of the old oaks
and brought him back to the more sentient world of human beings. A vague excitement in the loins accompanied
the explicit excitement in his mind as, with freshly charged vision, he proudly
followed the graceful progress of her dark-stockinged legs for a number of
exciting yards. How they delighted
one! And how, when he embraced a more
comprehensive perspective of her person, she reminded him of that young nurse
he had seduced the previous year! The
same dark hair, the same slender build, the same shapely calf muscles ... and
what an extraordinary creature! One
woman with her nurse's uniform on, a completely different one with it off. And a virgin, to boot! At least she had been when he accosted her in
the square, one summer's evening, and summarily invited her to have dinner with
him. A hapless virgin, if ever there was
one. Quite desperate for male
company. But completely transformed once
she'd got it, completely the slave of the master she elected to make him! Yes, indeed!
An attractive young nurse every once in a while wasn't at all a bad
idea, providing one didn't get carried away by it. After all, he wasn't quite the democratic Don
Juan these days that he had aspired to being in his undergraduate days, some
two decades ago. The dark-stockinged
legs disappeared from view at the far side of the window. He couldn't crane his neck around any
farther.
"Was there anything for me this morning?" Osbourne's
suave voice was heard to inquire out of the blue.
"Only a couple of things," came the reply in a
high-pitched female voice.
Startled out of his sexist preoccupations at the window, Webb
swiftly turned round, to encounter the slender fair-haired figure of his
secretary standing in front of his desk with a pile of letters in her
hands. He almost blushed with the luxury
of undergraduate shame.
"You don't appear to have any room for these on your
desk," she remarked, referring to the typed but unsigned letters to which
the editor was obliged to put his signature in due course.
He frowned responsively and, snatching them from her, plumped
them down on top of a London street-atlas.
Then, catching sight of the poetry manuscript again, he smiled faintly
and picked it up. There were, in all,
some sixty large pages of quasi-surrealistic hogwash held together by a couple
of treasury tags - hogwash which he had been expected to wade through. And not only in his capacity as editor but,
more importantly in the view of its perpetrator, as 'Champion of the
arts'! Yes, it was only, apparently, as
something more than an editor, a mere bureaucratic cogwheel, that he could be
expected to do adequate justice to the poet by publishing his contributions in
the name of the almighty 'champion' he was elected to be!
Well, even if by some special ordinance he was such a man, he still
had the right to differentiate between hogwash and poetry and to reject the
former in his hard-pressed endeavour to champion the latter! If he had his own way, if he could really be
the 'champion' such people seemingly required, he would do better than simply
to reject the prosy hogwash. He would
tear it up into tiny pieces, throw the pieces into the largest metal wastepaper
bin he could lay hands on, and set fire to them with the aid of some liquid
paraffin. And he would do so, moreover,
without the slightest qualm or moral doubt as to the validity of his
actions. He would proceed, in short,
with all the fanatical conviction and unflappable self-righteousness of one who
habitually burns witches at the stake!
Unfortunately for the arts, however, his powers were limited. He could only champion them to the extent of
rejecting the hogwash. Admittedly, that
was better than nothing, since it enabled him to avenge himself on the
philistines and sham artists and/or anti-artists to some extent, though not,
alas, to the extent he would have preferred!
The complete destruction of the hogwash would at least have compensated
him for the inconvenience of having had to wade through it all in the first
place! Better, it would have encouraged
him to do so. For he had now got to the
point where, cognizant of the limitations imposed upon his championship, he
would only partly and, as it were, superficially wade through it. The rest he would leave unread.
Turning to the fifth poem of the manuscript, his smile deepened
somewhat. He quoted a line which had
conspicuously come to his attention earlier and, still smiling, inquired of his
secretary, who probably knew as much about poetry as a horse about philosophy,
whether she could enlighten them to any extent.
"The 'persistent malaise of strawberry clits'?" Judith
Pegg repeated doubtfully, an emotional upheaval instantaneously transforming
her bureaucratically impassive expression into one of baffled incredulity. And, just as instantaneously, her emotions
changed course and she began to laugh.
"It sounds rather 'risqué' to me," she confessed, as soon as
her amusement would allow her to speak again.
"Risqué?"
queried the editor, casting an ironically conspiratorial glance in Osbourne's
deferential direction. "Yes, I
suppose one could say that, depending what sort of a mind one has!" He chuckled both secretary and sub-editor
into chuckling along with him for a moment.
"I trust I needn't enlighten you any further," said
Mrs Pegg from a strawberry-coloured face which momentarily accentuated her
bright-blue eyes. At thirty-four, she
was still quite an attractive woman, but one from whom neither man present had
been able to profit in other than purely professional terms in over two
years. For, apart from a night spent in
the editor's bed shortly after she joined the firm, and a couple of nights
spent in the sub-editor's bed shortly after the editor had joined with her, she
had resolutely kept her body for her husband and given herself almost
exclusively to him - the only notable interruption of her conjugal fidelity
having occurred whilst a dashing correspondent by name of Glen Walters was
working at the office. But he had
resigned and gone abroad in search of greater temptations over six months ago,
leaving her sadly to her marital probity.
"No, I don't think we'll be requiring any further
enlightenment on that line," murmured a disdainfully smiling Nicholas
Webb. "Though you might be able to
throw some light on the 'tears of age on rumps of sin'?" He focused a mildly inquisitorial gaze on his
blond secretary, which she duly acknowledged with an appropriately ironic
chuckle.
"I don't think I could possibly permit myself to
comment on that!" she protested in a tone of mock reproach. "For it doesn't even begin to make sense to
me. But it has a faintly Baudelairean
ring to it, don't you think?"
"More a tinkle than a ring," Osbourne chimed-in
smilingly. "But, according to our
contributor, it's supposed to be closer to André Breton."
"I'm afraid I haven't read him," confessed Mrs Pegg
nonchalantly. "So you'll just have
to make do with Baudelaire." She
smiled benignly at the sub-editor and, taking the manuscript held out to her by
an almost-imploring Nicholas Webb, abruptly turned on her high-heeled feet and
headed towards the door. The little
cross-shaped pencil mark on the top left-hand corner of its first page indicated
quite unequivocally what was expected of her.
The rejection letters were never, except in rather exceptional cases,
dictated on the spot. They were
pre-printed in an appropriately terse, noncommittal, polite format, and
distributed accordingly. No unnecessary
time-wasting! The execution was quick,
clean, simple, and, above all, impersonal.
'Impersonality', Webb had often asserted, 'is the best mode of
concealing one's identity', and, besides, it provided him with a further means
of avenging himself on the philistines!
Flicking the burnt-out remains of his cigar into the swan-shaped
ashtray which invariably stood, as though on-guard, to the front of Webb's
mahogany desk, Martin Osbourne mumbled something about having printers' bills
to attend to and, with a see-you nod of his head, followed Mrs Pegg out through
the open door.
"Alone at last!" sighed Webb, as soon as the door had
closed again. "Free to carry on
with my work!" Saying which, he sat
down and, with something approaching pleasure, proceeded to apply his signature
to the pile of letters his secretary had just brought him. How many times circumstances had obliged him
to put signature to paper over the years!
It was a wonder to him that he hadn't availed himself of some kind of
mechanical means of doing it by now; though where such means could be obtained
he had never quite discovered, nor, so far as he knew, had anyone else. Nevertheless he hadn't always found it
inconvenient to sign letters. There were
times, indeed, when it enabled one to relax one's brain or think of other, more
interesting matters. Even times when it
enabled one to satisfy a kind of egotistical gluttony for advertising one's
name far-and-wide, making it more important-looking with each successive batch
of letters. And on the relatively rare
occasions when one happened to be writing to someone who entertained an
inflated opinion of one's professional status, who took one for a famous poet
or essayist or something, it wasn't altogether far removed from signing an
autograph, being a sort of autograph-substitute or equivalent.
He had got to the 'W' of the eighth signature when the external
phone rang. Completing the remaining
letters of his surname with a flourish, he picked up the receiver and, with
moderately suave intonation, advertised his name afresh. A female voice on the other end of the line
responded to it with reassuring familiarity.
"Oh, hello darling!" Webb ejaculated, dropping his pen. "I'd almost forgotten you were going to
ring me. How did the dental appointment
go, by the way?"
"Just a tiny filling on a lower-left molar, so nothing to
worry about," replied the sensuous voice of Deborah Wilkes. "I got the impression that the dentist
was disappointed he couldn't do anything else."
"Why, is he hard-up or something?" suggested Webb
facetiously.
"Well, you know ..." She sent a burst of meaningful
laughter reverberating along the line.
Then, swiftly returning to her usual self, she casually inquired of him
whether he was still intending to take her out to dinner that evening.
"Naturally," Webb confirmed. "Six o'clock sharp! But be ready, because I don't want to miss
the beginning of the concert afterwards.
You know how much I hate turning-up during the performance."
"Of course, Nicky."
This reassuring statement was followed by a short pause while Deborah
pondered something in her mind a moment.
"Would you like me to dress in any specific clothes this
evening?" she at length asked, mindful of her lover's sartorial
preferences, which had lately developed into a veritable fetishistic convention
between them.
"Er, I think I'll leave that decision entirely with you for
once," replied Webb evasively.
"As long as it's something ... you know, kind of sexy. Anyway, you should know my tastes pretty well
by now."
"Oh I do, I do," his girlfriend admitted. "Who knows them better? All the same, you sometimes change your mind
at the last moment, don't you?"
Nicholas Webb fidgeted uneasily in his chair at the critical
change of tone in Deborah's voice.
"Well, as long as you wear your new black seamless stockings, pink
suspenders, and matching ..."
The office door suddenly burst open and in walked young Anthony
Keating with a determined look on his serious face. The half-hour postponement of his meeting
with the editor had run its trying course, and he was now itching to confess
what he had to say as quickly as possible.
He shut the door and headed with ominously purposeful stride towards
Webb's desk.
"Wouldn't you prefer me to wear the pale-blue undies this
evening?" protested the female voice on the other end of the line. "After all, you saw the pink ones on
Sunday, didn't you?"
"Er, suit yourself!" the editor curtly responded, as
the intrusive presence of the junior correspondent loomed menacingly above
him. "Just do what you think best." Waves of blood seemed to be rushing to his
face and unbalancing his head.
"You see, the pink undies are in the wash and they're the
only ones I've got in that colour at present, Nicky," his girlfriend
explained. "But the pale-blues ones
..."
"Yes, alright, alright!" Webb assured her. "If that's the way it is!" He was virtually shouting.
"And they go so well with my dark-blue nylon stockings,
don't they?" she purred.
"Perfectly!" he well-nigh rasped. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some
urgent business to attend to this morning.
Thanks for calling." He
slammed the receiver down and sighed in manifest exasperation. His face was almost as dark as a
beetroot. This wasn't the first time
someone had intruded upon his privacy at an inopportune moment. And, to judge by the way Miss Wilkes kept
pestering him, it probably wouldn't be the last! He frowned sullenly and motioned Keating to
take a seat. It was unlikely that the
young correspondent had overheard more than the outgoing part of the conversation
but, even so, a word or two about advertising costs probably wouldn't be
inappropriate ... just in case.
"Now then," he added, after the advertising industry had been
summarily dismissed as extortionate, "you had something appertaining to
yesterday's assignment on your mind, if I remember correctly."
"Yes, I'm afraid so," admitted Keating who, with as
much articulation as could be mustered, under the difficult circumstances, now
proceeded to produce a slightly revised version of what had actually happened. The composer, for all his cheerful spirits,
had been suffering from a sore throat which, alas, had prevented him from
giving the interview. But to compensate
the magazine for such inconvenience as this was bound to cause, he had played
some delightful piano music - here Keating tactfully produced the Schumann tape
- and had generously agreed to grant the interview at a later date. Unfortunately, circumstances compelled him to
go to Birmingham for a couple of days, so, assuming he was well enough on his
return, it couldn't be granted before Thursday.
Which of course meant ...
"Yes, I get the picture," said a still-frowning Webb,
who emitted another sigh, this time more heartfelt. "Too late for the September
edition!" He shook his head and
mumbled something vaguely obscene under his breath about bloody composers. "Is his throat likely to be better by
Thursday?" he asked without thinking.
"Assuming we can take his word, it ought to be,"
replied Keating, who naturally felt somewhat uncomfortable.
"If we could postpone the printing for a week, all would be
well," Webb declared.
"Unfortunately, however, the printers have other clients besides us
and work to a pretty tight schedule.
Printing us later would mean printing someone else earlier, later, or
not at all, which would almost certainly be out of the question. So we shall just have to settle for what we
can get and publish the interview in the October edition instead. No doubt, we shall look pretty foolish if our
chief competitors come-up with something substantial to commemorate Howard
Tonks' sixtieth birthday in September.
He didn't mention anything about other interviews, by any chance?"
"Not a word," Keating responded with alacrity, telling
the truth for once. "Although if he was on holiday earlier this month, it
would be highly unlikely that anyone else could have got to him before us,
surely?"
"Don't be too sure!" retorted the experienced voice of
the editor. "I've heard of people
who were interviewed as long as six bloody months before their birthday or the
anniversary of a particularly important professional occasion in their
life. Some editors won't take any
chances, you know. They gather their
nuts well in advance and store them up for future use." At which point he broke into a smile for the
first time since Keating had entered the office - the smile of a crafty
squirrel. "But we're not entirely
lacking in that respect, Anthony," he hastened to assure his young
employee. "There's a short essay on
the composer written by your colleague, Neil Wilder, some weeks ago which will
serve as a fill-in, as well as a longish interview with the painter, Miles
Coverdale. So, in a sense, your next
visit to Howard Tonks' house isn't strictly necessary. But since the public expects an interview
from us once a month, and since the composer agreed to grant us one, you had
better go back there and gather what information you can. I take it you're still prepared to do that,
in the absence of Wilder?"
Keating impulsively nodded his head. He was more than prepared; he was positively
itching to go back there and peer out at the garden again!