DREAM POEM
"His manner was most pleasing
And his appearance thoroughly
Commendable," they said.
"Thanks be to the gods!"
No such flattering comment, however,
Was accorded to the other contestant
Who, in the judges' view, had
"Traces of that coarseness
Not acceptable in these competitions,"
Or, as one wit later put it,
"The mire of the world
Hanging from around his neck."