literary transcript

 

Henry Miller's

TROPIC OF CAPRICORN

 

Digital electronic transcription by John O’Loughlin

 

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FOREWORD

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HISTORIA CALAMITATUM

(the story of my misfortunes)

 

      Often the hearts of men and women are stirred, as likewise they are soothed in their sorrows, more by example than by words.  And therefore, because I too have known some consolation from speech had with one who was a witness thereof, am I now minded to write of the sufferings which have sprung out of my misfortunes, for the eyes of one who, though absent, is of himself ever a consoler.  This I do so that, in comparing your sorrows with mine, you may discover that yours are in truth nought, or at the most but of small account, and so shall you come to bear them more easily.

 

                                                                     PETER ABERLARD

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On the Ovarian Trolley

 

Once you have given up the ghost, everything follows with dead certainty, even in the midst of chaos.  From the beginning it was never anything but chaos: it was a fluid which enveloped me, which I breathed in through the gills.  In the substrata, where the moon shone steady and opaque, it was smooth and fecundating; above it was a jangle and a discord.  In everything I quickly saw the opposite, the contradiction, and between the real and the unreal the irony, the paradox.  I was my own worst enemy.  There was nothing I wished to do which I could just as well not do.  Even as a child, when I lacked for nothing, I wanted to die: I wanted to surrender because I saw no sense in struggling.  I felt that nothing would be proved, substantiated, added or subtracted by continuing an existence which I had not asked for.  Everybody around me was a failure, or if not a failure, ridiculous.  Especially the successful ones.  The successful ones bored me to tears.  I was sympathetic to a fault, but it was not sympathy that made me so.  It was purely negative quality, a weakness which blossomed at the mere sight of human misery.  I never helped anyone expecting that it would do me any good; I helped because I was helpless to do otherwise.  To want to change the condition of affairs seemed futile to me; nothing would be altered, I was convinced, except by a change of heart, and who could change the hearts of men?  Now and then a friend was converted: it was something to make me puke.  I had no more need of God than He had of me, and if there were one, I often said to myself, I would meet Him calmly and spit in His face.

      What was most annoying was that at first blush people usually took me to be good, to be kind, generous, loyal, faithful.  Perhaps I did possess these virtues, but if so it was because I was indifferent: I could afford to be good, kind, generous, loyal, and so forth, since I was free of envy.  Envy was the one thing I was never a victim of.  I have never envied anybody or anything.  On the contrary, I have only felt pity for everybody and everything.

      From the very beginning I must have trained myself not to want anything too badly.  From the very beginning I was independent, in a false way.  I had need of nobody because I wanted to be free, free to do and to give only as my whims dictated.  The moment anything was expected or demanded of me I balked.  That was the form my independence took.  I was corrupt, in other words, corrupt from the start.  It's as though my mother fed me a poison, and though I was weaned young the poison never left my system.  Even when she weaned me it seemed that I was completely indifferent; most children rebel, or make a pretence of rebelling, but I didn't give a damn.  I was a philosopher when still in swaddling clothes.  I was against life, on principle.  What principle?  The principle of futility.  Everybody around me was struggling.  I myself never made an effort.  If I appeared to be making an effort it was only to please someone else; at bottom I didn't give a rap.  And if you can tell me why this should have been so I will deny it, because I was born with a cussed streak in me and nothing can eliminate it.  I heard later, when I had grown up, that they had a hell of a time bringing me out of the womb.  I can understand that perfectly.  Why budge?  Why come out of a nice warm place, a cosy retreat in which everything is offered you gratis?  The earliest remembrance I have is of the cold, the snow and ice in the gutter, the frost on the window panes, the chill of the sweaty green walls in the kitchen.  Why do people live in outlandish climates in the temperate zones, as they are miscalled?  Because people are naturally idiots, naturally sluggards, naturally cowards.  Until I was about ten years old I never realized that there were "warm" countries, places where you didn't have to sweat for a living, nor shiver and pretend that it was tonic and exhilarating.  Wherever there is cold there are people who work themselves to the bone and when they produce young they preach to the young the gospel of work - which is nothing, at bottom, but the doctrine of inertia.  My people were entirely Nordic, which is to say idiots.  Every wrong idea which has ever been expounded was theirs.  Among them was the doctrine of cleanliness, to say nothing of righteousness.  They were painfully clean.  But inwardly they stank.  Never once had they opened the door which leads to the soul; never once did they dream of taking a blind leap into the dark.  After dinner the dishes were promptly washed and put in the closet; after the paper was read it was neatly folded and laid away on a shelf; after the clothes were washed they were ironed and folded and then tucked away in the drawers.  Everything was for tomorrow, but tomorrow never came.  The present was only a bridge and on this bridge they are still groaning, as the world groans, and not one idiot ever thinks of blowing up the bridge.

      In my bitterness I often search for reasons to condemn them, the better to condemn myself.  For I am like them too, in many ways.  For a long while I thought I had escaped, but as time goes on I see that I am no better, that I am even a little worse, because I saw more clearly than they ever did and yet remained powerless to alter my life.  As I look back on my life it seems to me that I never did anything of my own volition but always through the pressure of others.  People often think of me as an adventurous fellow; nothing could be farther from the truth.  My adventures were always adventitious, always thrust on me, always endured rather than undertaken.  I am of the very essence of that proud, boastful Nordic people who have never had the least sense of adventure but who nevertheless have scoured the earth, turned it upside down, scattering relics and ruins everywhere.  Restless spirits, but not adventurous ones.  Agonizing spirits, incapable of living in the present.  Disgraceful cowards, all of them, myself included.  For there is only one great adventure and that is inward toward the self, and for that, time nor space nor even deeds matter.

      Once every few years I was on the verge of making this discovery, but in characteristic fashion I always managed to dodge the issue.  If I try to think of a good excuse I can think only of the environment, of the streets I knew and the people who inhabited them.  I can think of no street in America, or of people inhabiting such a street, capable of leading one on toward the discovery of the self.  I have walked the streets in many countries of the world but nowhere have I felt so degraded and humiliated as in America.  I think of all the streets in America combined as forming a huge cesspool, a cesspool of the spirit in which everything is sucked down and drained away to everlasting shit..  Over this cesspool the spirit of work weaves a magic wand; palaces and factories spring up side by side, and munitions plants and chemical works and steel mills and sanatoriums and prisons and insane asylums.  The whole continent is a nightmare producing the greatest misery of the greatest number.  I was one, a single entity in the midst of the greatest jamboree of wealth and happiness (statistical wealth, statistical happiness) but I never met a man who was truly wealthy or truly happy.  At least I knew that I was unhappy, unwealthy, out of whack and out of step.  That was my only solace, my only joy.  But it was hardly enough.  It would have been better for my peace of mind, for my soul, if I had expressed my rebellion openly, if I had gone to jail for it, if I had rotted there and died.  It would have been better if, like the mad Czolgosz, I had shot some good President McKinley, some gentle, insignificant soul like that who had never done anyone the least harm.  Because in the bottom of my heart there was murder: I wanted to see America destroyed, razed from top to bottom.  I wanted to see this happen purely out of vengeance, as atonement for the crimes that were committed against me and against others like me who have never been able to lift their voices and express their hatred, their rebellion, their legitimate blood lust.

      I was the evil product of an evil soil.  If the self were not imperishable, the "I" I write about would have been destroyed long ago.  To some this may seem like an invention, but whatever I imagine to have happened did actually happen, at least to me.  History may deny it, since I have played no part in the history of my people, but even if everything I say is wrong, is prejudiced, spiteful, malevolent, even if I am a liar and a poisoner, it is nevertheless the truth and it will have to be swallowed.

 

      As to what happened ...

 

      Everything that happens, when it has significance, is in the nature of a contradiction.  Until the one for whom this is written came along I imagined that somewhere outside, in life, as they say, lay the solution to all things.  I thought, when I came upon her, that I was seizing hold of life, seizing hold of something which I could bite into.  Instead I lost hold of life completely.  I reached out for something to attach myself to - and I found nothing.  But in reaching out, in the effort to grasp, to attach myself, left high and dry as I was, I nevertheless found something I had not looked for - myself.  I found that what I had desired all my life was not to live -if what others are doing is called living - but to express myself.  I realized that I had never the least interest in living, but only in this which I am doing now, something which is parallel to life, of it at the same time, and beyond it.  What is true interests me scarcely at all, nor even what is real; only that interests me which I imagine to be, that which I had stifled every day in order to live.  Whether I die today or tomorrow is of no importance to me, never has been, but that today even, after years of effort, I cannot say what I think and feel - that bothers me, that rankles.  From childhood on I can see myself on the track of this spectre, enjoying nothing, desiring nothing but this power, this ability.  Everything else is a lie - everything I ever did or said which did not bear upon this.  And that is pretty much the greater part of my life.

 

      I was a contradiction in essence, as they say.  People took me to be serious and high-minded, or to be gay and reckless, or to be sincere and earnest, or to be negligent and carefree.  I was all these things at once - and beyond that I was something else, something which no-one suspected, least of all myself.  As a boy of six or seven I used to sit at my grandfather's workbench and read to him while he sewed.  I remember him vividly in those moments when, pressing the hot iron against the seam of a coat, he would stand with one hand over the other and look out of the window dreamily.  I remember the expression on his face, as he stood there dreaming, better than the contents of the books I read, better than the conversations we had or the games which I played in the street.  I used to wonder what he was dreaming of, what it was that drew him out of himself.  I hadn't learned yet how to dream wide-awake.  I was always lucid, in the moment, and all of a piece.  His daydreaming fascinated me.  I knew that he had no connection with what he was doing, not the least thought for any of us, that he was alone and being alone he was free.  I was never alone, least of all when I was by myself.  Always, it seems to me, I was accompanied: I was like a little crumb of a big cheese, which was the world, I suppose, though I never stopped to think about it.  But I know I never existed separately, never thought myself the big cheese, as it were.  So that even when I had reason to be miserable, to complain, to weep, I had the illusion of participating in a common, a universal misery.  When I wept the whole world was weeping - so I imagined.  I wept very seldom.  Mostly I was happy, I was laughing, I was having a good time.  I had a good time because, as I said before, I really didn't give a fuck about anything.  If things were wrong with me they were wrong everywhere, I was convinced of it.  And things were wrong usually only when one cared too much.  That impressed itself on me very early in life.  For example, I remember the case of my young friend Jack Lawson.  For a whole year he lay in bed, suffering the worst agonies.  He was my best friend, so people said at any rate.  Well, at first I was probably sorry for him and perhaps now and then I called at his house to inquire about him; but after a month or two had elapsed I grew quite callous about his suffering.  I said to myself he ought to die and the sooner he dies the better it will be, and having thought thus I acted accordingly: that is to say, I promptly forgot about him, abandoned him to his fate.  I was only about twelve years old at the time and I remember being proud of my decision.  I remember the funeral too - what a disgraceful affair it was.  There they were, friends and relatives all congregated about the bier and all of the bawling like sick monkeys.  The mother especially gave me a pain in the ass.  She was such a rare, spiritual creature, a Christian Scientist, I believe, and though she didn't believe in disease and didn't believe in death either, she raised such a stink that Christ himself would have risen from the grave.  But not her beloved Jack!  No, Jack lay there cold as ice and rigid and unbeckonable.  He was dead and there were no two ways about it.  I knew it and I was glad of it.  I didn't waste any tears over it.  I couldn't say that he was better off because after all the "he" had vanished.  He was gone and with him the sufferings he had endured and the suffering he had unwittingly inflicted on others.  Amen!, I said to myself, and with that, being slightly hysterical, I let a loud fart - right beside the coffin.

      This caring too much - I remember that it only developed with me about the time I first fell in love.  And even then I didn't care enough.  If I had really cared I wouldn't be here now writing about it: I'd have died of a broken heart, or I'd have swung for it.  It was a bad experience because it taught me how to live a lie.  It taught me to smile when I didn't want to smile, to work when I didn't believe in work, to live when I had no reason to go on living.  Even when I had forgotten her I still retained the trick of doing what I didn't believe in.

      It was all chaos from the beginning, as I have said.  But sometimes I got so close to the centre, to the very heart of the confusion, that it's a wonder things didn't explode around me.

      It is customary to blame everything on the war.  I say the war had nothing to do with me, with my life.  At a time when others were getting themselves comfortable berths I was taking one miserable job after another, and never enough in it to keep body and soul together.  Almost as quickly as I was hired I was fired.  I had plenty of intelligence but I inspire distrust.  Wherever I went I fomented discord - not because I was idealistic but because I was like a searchlight exposing the stupidity and futility of everything.  Besides, I wasn't a good ass licker.  That marked me, no doubt.  People could tell at once when I asked for a job that I really didn't give a damn whether I got it or not.  And of course I generally didn't get it.  But after a time the mere looking for a job became an activity, a pastime, so to speak.  I would go in and ask for most anything.  It was a way of killing time - no worse, as far as I could see, than work itself.  I was my own boss and I had my own hours, but unlike other bosses I entrained only my own ruin, my own bankruptcy.  I was not a corporation or a trust or a state or a federation or a polity of nations - I was more like God, if anything.

      This went on from about the middle of the war until ... well, until one day I was trapped.  Finally the day came when I did desperately want a job.  I needed it.  Not having another minute to lose, I decided that I would take the last job on earth, that of messenger boy.  I walked into the employment bureau of the telegraph company - the Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company of North America - toward the close of the day, prepared to go through with it.  I had just come from the public library and I had under my arm some fat books on economics and metaphysics.  To my great amazement I was refused the job.

      The guy who turned me down was a little runt who ran the switchboard.  He seemed to take me for a college student, though it was clear enough from my application that I had long left school.  I had even honoured myself on the application with a Ph.D. degree from Columbia University.  Apparently that passed unnoticed, or else was suspiciously regarded by this runt who had turned me down.  I was furious, the more so because for once in my life I was in earnest.  Not only that, but I had swallowed my pride, which in certain peculiar ways is rather large.  My wife of course gave me the usual leer and sneer.  I had done it as a gesture, she said.  I went to bed thinking about it, still smarting, getting angrier and angrier as the night wore on.  The fact that I had a wife and child to support didn't bother me so much; people didn't offer you jobs because you had a family to support, that much I understood only too well.  No, what rankled was that they had rejected me, Henry V. Miller, a competent, superior individual who had asked for the lowest job in the world.  That burned me up.  I couldn't get over it.  In the morning I was up bright and early, shaved, put on my best clothes and hotfooted it to the subway.  I went immediately to the main offices of the telegraph company ... up to the twenty-fifth floor or wherever it was that the president and the vice-presidents had their cubicles.  I asked to see the president.  Of course the president was either out of town or too busy to see me, but wouldn't I care to see the vice-president, or his secretary rather.  I saw the vice-president's secretary, an intelligent, considerate sort of chap, and I gave him an earful.  I did it adroitly, without too much heat, but letting him understand all the while that I wasn't to be put out of the way so easily.

      When he picked up the telephone and demanded the general manager I thought it was just a gag, that they were going to pass me around like that from one to the other until I'd got fed up.  But the moment I heard him talk I changed my opinion.  When I got to the general manager's office, which was in another building uptown, they were waiting for me.  I sat down in a comfortable leather chair and accepted one of the big cigars that were thrust forward.  This individual seemed at once to be vitally concerned about the matter.  He wanted me to tell him all about it, down to the last detail, his big hairy ears cocked to catch the least crumb of information which would justify something or other which was formulating itself inside his dome.  I realized that by some accident I had really been instrumental in doing him a service.  I let him wheedle it out of me to suit his fancy, observing all the time which way the wind was blowing.  And as the talk progressed I noticed that he was warming up to me more and more.  At last someone was showing a little confidence in me!  That was all I required to get started on one of my favourite lines.  For, after years of job hunting I had naturally become quite adept: I knew not only what not to say, but I knew also what to imply, what to insinuate.  Soon the assistant general manager was called in and asked to listen to my story.  By this time I knew what the story was.  I understood that Hymie - "that little kike", as the general manager called him - had no business pretending that he was the employment manager.  Hymie had usurped his prerogative, that much was clear.  It was also clear that Hymie was a Jew and that Jews were not in good odour with the general manager, nor with Mr. Twilliger, the vice-president, who was a thorn in the general manager's side.

      Perhaps it was Hymie, "the dirty little kike", who was responsible for the high percentage of Jews on the messenger force.  Perhaps Hymie was really the one who was doing the hiring at the employment office - at Sunset Place, they called it.  It was an excellent opportunity, I gathered, for Mr. Clancy, the general manager, to talk down a certain Mr. Burns who, he informed me, had been the employment manager for some thirty years now and who was evidently getting lazy on the job.

      The conference lasted several hours.  Before it was terminated Mr. Clancy took me aside and informed me that he was going to make me the boss of the works.  Before putting me into office, however, he was going to ask me as a special favour, and also as a sort of apprenticeship which would stand me in good stead, to work as a special messenger.  I would receive the salary of employment manager, but it would be paid me out of a separate account.  In short I was to float from office to office and observe the way affairs were conducted by all and sundry.  I was to make a little report from time to time as to how things were going.  And once in a while, so he suggested, I was to visit him at his home on the q.t. and have a little chat about the conditions in the hundred and one branches of the Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company in New York City.  In other words I was to be a spy for a few months and after that I was to have the run of the joint.  Maybe they'd make me a general manager too one day, or a vice-president.  It was a tempting offer, even if it was wrapped in a lot of horseshit.  I said Yes.

      In a few months I was sitting at Sunset Place hiring and firing like a demon.  It was a slaughterhouse, so help me God.  The thing was senseless from the bottom up.  A waste of men, material and effort.  A hideous farce against a backdrop of sweat and misery.  But just as I had accepted the spying, so I accepted the hiring and firing and all that went with it.  I said Yes to everything.  If the vice-president decreed that no cripples were to be hired I hired no cripples.  If the vice-president said that all messengers over forty-five were to be fired without notice I fired them without notice.  I did everything they instructed me to do, but in such a way that they had to pay for it.  When there was a strike I folded my arms and waited for it to blow over.  But I first saw to it that it cost them a good penny.  The whole system was so rotten, so inhuman, so lousy, so hopelessly corrupt and complicated, that it would have taken a genius to put any sense or order into it, to say nothing of human kindness or consideration.  I was up against the whole system of American labour, which is rotten at both ends.  I was the fifth wheel on the wagon and neither side had any use for me, except to exploit me.  In fact, everybody was being exploited - the president and his gang by the unseen powers, the employees by the officials, and so on and around, in and out and through the whole works.  From my little perch at Sunset Place I had a bird's eye view of the whole American society.  It was like a page out of the telephone book.  Alphabetically, numerically, statistically, it made sense.  But when you looked at it up close, when you examined the pages separately, or the parts separately, when you examined one lone individual and what constituted him, examined the air he breathed, the life he led, the chances he risked, you saw something so foul and degrading, so low, so miserable, so utterly hopeless and senseless, that it was worse than looking into a volcano.  You could see the whole American life - economically, politically, morally, spiritually, artistically, statistically, pathologically.  It looked like a grand chancre on a worn-out cock.  It looked worse than that, really, because you couldn't see anything resembling a cock any more.  Maybe in the past this thing had life, did produce something, did at least give a moment's pleasure, a moment's thrill.  But looking at it from where I sat it looked rottener than the wormiest cheese.  The wonder was that the stench of it didn't carry 'em off.... I'm using the past tense all the time, but of course it's the same now, maybe even a bit worse.  At least now we're getting it full stink.

      By the time Valeska arrived on the scene I had hired several army corps of messengers.  My office at Sunset Place was like an open sewer, and it stank like one.  I had dug myself into the first-line trench and I was getting it from all directions at once.  To begin with, the man I had ousted died of a broken heart a few weeks after my arrival.  He held out just long enough to break me in and then he croaked.  Things happened so fast that I didn't have a chance to feel guilty.  From the moment I arrived at the office it was one long uninterrupted pandemonium.  An hour before my arrival - I was always late - the place was already jammed with applicants.  I had to elbow my way up the stairs and literally force my way in to get to my desk.  Before I could take my hat off I had to answer a dozen telephone calls.  There were three telephones on my desk and they all rang at once.  They were bawling the piss out of me before I had even sat down to work.  There wasn't even time to take a crap - until five or six in the afternoon.  Hymie was worse off than I because he was tied to the switchboard.  He sat there from eight in the morning until six, moving waybills around.  A waybill was a messenger loaned by one office to another office for the day or a part of the day.  None of the hundred and one offices even had a full staff; Hymie had to play chess with the waybills while I worked like a madman to plug up the gaps.  If by a miracle I succeeded of a day in filling all the vacancies, the next morning would find the situation exactly the same - or worse.  Perhaps twenty per cent of the force was steady; the rest was driftwood.  The steady ones drove the new ones away.  The steady ones earned forty to fifty dollars a week, sometimes sixty or seventy-five, sometimes as much as a hundred dollars a week, which is to say that they earned far more than the clerks and often more than their own managers.  As for the new ones, they found it difficult to earn ten dollars a week.  Some of them worked an hour and quit, often throwing a batch of telegrams in the garbage can or down the sewer.  And whenever they quit they wanted their pay immediately, which was impossible, because in the complicated bookkeeping which ruled no-one could say what a messenger had earned until at least ten days later.  In the beginning I invited the applicant to sit down beside me and I explained everything to him in detail.  I did that until I lost my voice.  Soon I learned to save my strength for the grilling that was necessary.  In the first place, every other boy was a born liar, if not a crook to boot.  Many of them had already been hired and fired a number of times.  Some found it an excellent way to find another job, because their duty brought them to hundreds of offices which normally they would never have set foot in.  Fortunately McGovern, the old trusty who guarded the door and handed out the application blanks, had a camera eye.  And then there were the big ledgers behind me, in which there was a record of every applicant who had ever passed through the mill.  The ledgers were very much like a police record; they were full of red ink marks, signifying this or that delinquency.  To judge from the evidence I was in a tough spot.  Every other name involved a theft, a fraud, a brawl, or dementia or perversion or idiocy.  "Be careful - so-and-so is an epileptic!"  "Don't hire this man - he's a nigger!"  "Watch out - X has been in Dannemora - or else in Sing Sing."

      If I had been a stickler for etiquette nobody would ever have been hired.  I had to learn quickly, and not from the records or from those about me, but from experience.  There were a thousand and one details by which to judge an applicant: I had to take them all in at once, and quickly, because in one short day, even if you are as fast as Jack Robinson, you can only fire so many and no more.  And no matter how many I hired it was never enough.  The next day it would begin all over again.  Some I knew would last only a day, but I had to hire them just the same.  The system was wrong from start to finish, but it was not my place to criticize the system.  It was mine to hire and fire.  I was in the centre of a revolving disk which was whirling so fast that nothing could stay put.  What was needed was a mechanic, but according to the logic of the higher-ups there was nothing wrong with the mechanism, everything was fine and dandy except that things were temporarily out of order.  And things being temporarily out of order brought on epilepsy, theft, vandalism, perversion, niggers, Jews, whores and whatnot - sometimes strikes and lockouts.  Whereupon, according to this logic, you took a big broom and you swept the stable clean, or you took clubs and guns and you beat sense into the poor idiots who were suffering from the illusion that things were fundamentally wrong.  It was good now and then to talk of God, or to have a little community sing - maybe even a bonus was justifiable now and then, that is when things were getting too terribly bad for words.  But on the whole, the important thing was to keep hiring and firing; as long as there were men and ammunition we were to advance, to keep mopping up the trenches.  Meanwhile Hymie kept taking cathartic pills - enough to blow out his rear end if he had had a rear end, but he hadn't one any more, he only imagined he was taking a crap, he only imagined he was shitting on his can.  Actually the poor bugger was in a trance.  There were a hundred and one offices to look after and each one had a staff of messengers which was mythical, if not hypothetical, and whether the messengers were real or unreal, tangible or intangible, Hymie had to shuffle them about from morning to night while I plugged up the holes, which was also imaginary because who could say when a recruit had been dispatched to an office whether he would arrive there today or tomorrow or never.  Some of them got lost in the subway or in the labyrinths under the skyscrapers; some rode around on the elevated line all day because with a uniform it was a free ride and perhaps they had never enjoyed riding around all day on the elevated lines.  Some of them started for Staten Island and ended up in Canarsie, or else were brought back in a coma by a cop.  Some forgot where they lived and disappeared completely.  Some whom we hired for New York turned up in Philadelphia a month later, as though it were normal and according to Hoyle.  Some would start for their destination and on the way decide that it was easier to sell newspapers and they would sell them, in the uniform we had given them, until they were picked up.  Some went straight to the observation ward, moved by some strange preservative instinct.

      When he arrived in the morning Hymie first sharpened his pencils; he did this religiously no matter how many calls were coming in, because, as he explained to me later, if he didn't sharpen the pencils first things off the bat they would never get sharpened.  The next thing was to take a glance out the window and see what the weather was like.  Then, with a freshly sharpened pencil he made a little box at the head of the slate which he kept beside him and in it he gave the weather report.  This, he also informed me, often turned out to be a useful alibi.  If the snow were a foot thick or the ground covered with sleet, even the devil himself might be excused for not shuffling the waybills around more speedily, and the employment manager might also be excused for not filling up the holes on such days, no?  But why he didn't take a crap first instead of plugging in on the switchboard soon as his pencils were sharpened was a mystery to me.  That too he explained to me later.  Anyway, the day always broke with confusion, complaints, constipation and vacancies.  It also began with loud smelly farts, with bad breaths, with ragged nerves, with epilepsy, with meningitis, with low wages, with back pay that was overdue, with worn-out shoes, with corns and bunions, with flat feet and broken arches, with pocketbooks missing and fountain pens lost or stolen, with telegrams floating in the sewer, with threats from the vice-president and advice from the managers, with wrangles and disputes, with cloudbursts and broken telegraph wires, with new methods of efficiency and old ones that had been discarded, with hope for better times and a prayer for the bonus which never came.  The new messengers were going over the top and getting machine-gunned; the old ones were digging in deeper and deeper, like rats in a cheese.  It took ten minutes to reach San Francisco over the wire, but it might take a year to get the message to the man whom it was intended for - or it might never reach him.

      The Y.M.C.A., eager to improve the morale of working boys everywhere in America, was holding meetings at noon hour and wouldn't I like to send a few spruce-looking boys to hear William Carnegie Asterbilt Junior give a five-minute talk on service.  Mr. Mallory of the Welfare League would like to know if I could spare a few minutes some time to tell me about the model prisoners who were on parole and who would be glad to serve in any capacity, even as messengers.  Mrs. Guggenhoffer of the Jewish Charities would be very grateful if I would aid her in maintaining some broken-down homes which had broken down because everybody was either infirm, crippled or disabled in the family.  Mr. Haggerty of the Runaway Home for Boys was sure he had just the right youngsters for me, if only I would give them a chance; all of them had been mistreated by their stepfathers or stepmothers.  The Mayor of New York would appreciate it if I would give my personal attention to the bearer of said letter whom he could vouch for in every way - but why the hell he didn't give said bearer a job himself was a mystery.  Man leaning over my shoulder hands me a slip of paper on which he has just written - "Me understand everything but me no hear the voices."  Luther Winifred is standing beside him, his tattered coat fastened together with safety pins.  Luther is two-sevenths pure Indian and five-sevenths German-American, so he explains.  On the Indian side he is a Crow, one of the Crows from Montana.  His last job was putting up window shades, but there is no ass in his pants and he is ashamed to climb a ladder in front of a lady.  He got out of the hospital the other day and so he is still a little weak, but he is not too weak to carry messages, so he thinks.

      And then there is Ferdinand Mish - how could I have forgotten him?  He has been waiting in line all morning to get a word with me.  I never answered the letters he sent me.  Was that just? he asks me blandly.  Of course not.  I remember vaguely the last letter which he sent me from the Cat and Dog Hospital on the Grand Concourse, where he was an attendant.  He said he repented that he had resigned his post "but it was on account of his father being too strict over him, not giving him any recreation or outside pleasure."  "I'm twenty-five now," he wrote, "and I don't think I should ought to be sleeping no more with my father, do you?  I know you are said to be a very fine gentleman and I am now self-dependent, so I hope ...” McGovern, the old trusty, is standing by Ferdinand's side waiting for me to give him the sign.  He wants to give Ferdinand the bum's rush - he remembers him from five years ago when Ferdinand lay down on the sidewalk in front of the main office in full uniform and threw an epileptic fit.  No, shit, I can't do it!  I'm going to give him a chance, the poor bastard.  Maybe I'll send him to Chinatown where things are fairly quiet.  Meanwhile, while Ferdinand is changing into a uniform in the back room, I'm getting an earful from an orphan boy who wants to "help make the company a success."  He says that if I give him a chance he'll pray for me every Sunday when he goes to church, except the Sundays when he has to report to his parole officer.  He didn't do nothing, it appears.  He just pushed the fellow and the fellow fell on his head and got killed.  Next: an ex-consul from Gibraltar.  Writes a beautiful hand - too beautiful.  I ask him to see me at the end of the day - something fishy about him.  Meanwhile Ferdinand's thrown a fit in the dressing room.  Lucky break!  If it had happened in the subway, with a number on his hat and everything, I'd have been canned.  Next: a guy with one arm and mad as hell because McGovern is showing him the door.  "What the hell!  I'm strong and healthy, ain't I?" he shouts, and to prove it he picks up a chair with his good arm and smashes it to bits.  I get back to the desk and there's a telegram lying there for me.  I open it.  It's from George Blasini, ex-manager No. 2459 of S.W. office.  "I am sorry that I had to quit so soon, but the job was not fitted for my character idleness and I am a true lover of labour and frugality but many a time we be unable to control or subdue our personal pride."  Shit!

      In the beginning I was enthusiastic, despite the damper above and the clamps below.  I had ideas and I executed them, whether it pleased the vice-president or not.  Every ten days or so I was put on the carpet and lectured for having "too big a heart."  I never had any money in my pocket but I used other people's money freely.  As long as I was the boss I had credit.  I gave money away right and left; I gave my clothes away and my linen, my books, everything that was superfluous.  If I had had the power I would have given the company away to the poor buggers who pestered me.  If I was asked for a dime I gave a half dollar, if I was asked for a dollar I gave five.  I didn't give a fuck how much I gave away, because it was easier to borrow and give than to refuse the poor devils.  I never saw such an aggregation of misery in my life, and I hope I'll never see it again.  Men are poor everywhere - they always have been and they always will be.  And beneath the terrible poverty there is a flame, usually so low that it is almost invisible.  But it is there and if one has the courage to blow on it it can become a conflagration.  I was constantly urged not to be too lenient, not to be too sentimental, not to be too charitable.  Be firm!  Be hard! they cautioned me.  Fuck that! I said to myself, I'll be generous, pliant, forgiving, tolerant, tender.  In the beginning I heard every man to the end; if I couldn't give him a job I gave him money, and if I had no money I gave him cigarettes or I gave him courage.  But I gave!  The effect was dizzying.  Nobody can estimate the results of a good deed, of a kind word.  I was swamped with gratitude, with good wishes, with invitations, with pathetic, tender little gifts.  If I had had real power instead of being the fifth wheel on a wagon, God knows what I might not have accomplished.  I could have used the Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company of North America as a base to bring all humanity to God; I could have transformed North and South America alike, and the Dominion of Canada too.  I had the secret in my hand: it was to be generous, to be kind, to be patient.  I did the work of five men.  I hardly slept for three years.  I didn't own a whole shirt and often I was so ashamed of borrowing from my wife, or robbing the kid's bank, that to the carfare to go to work in the morning I would swindle the blind newspaperman at the subway station.  I owed so much money all around that if I were to work for twenty years I would not have been able to pay it back.  I took from those who had and I gave to those who needed, and it was the right thing to do, and I would do it all over again if I were in the same position.

      I even accomplished the miracle of stopping the crazy turnover, something that nobody had dared to hope for.  Instead of supporting my efforts they undermined me.  According to the logic of the higher-ups the turnover had ceased because the wages were too high.  So they cut the wages.  It was like kicking the bottom out of a bucket.  The whole edifice tumbled, collapsed on my hands.  And, just as though nothing had happened they insisted that the gaps be plugged up immediately.  To soften the blow a bit they intimated that I might even increase the percentage of Jews, I might take on a cripple now and then, if he were capable, I might do this and that, all of which they had informed me previously was against the code.  I was so furious that I took on anything and everything; I would have taken on broncos and gorillas if I could have imbued them with the modicum of intelligence which was necessary to deliver messages.  A few days previously there had been only five or six vacancies at closing time.  Now there were three hundred, four hundred, five hundred - they were running out like sand.  It was marvellous.  I sat there and without asking a question I took them on in carload lots - niggers, Jews, paralytics, cripples, ex-convicts, whores, maniacs, perverts, idiots, any fucking bastard who could stand on two legs and hold a telegram in his hand.  The managers of the hundred and one offices were frightened to death.  I laughed.  I laughed all day long thinking what a fine stinking mess I was making of it.  Complaints were pouring in from all parts of the city.  The service was crippled, constipated, strangulated.  A mule could have gotten there faster than some of the idiots I put into harness.

      The best thing about the new day was the introduction of female messengers.  It changes the whole atmosphere of the joint.  For Hymie especially it was a godsend.  He moved his switchboard around so that he could watch me while juggling the waybills back and forth.  Despite the added work he had a permanent erection.  He came to work with a smile and he smiled all day long.  He was in heaven.  At the end of the day I always had a list of five or six who were worth trying out.  The game was to keep them on the string, to promise them a job but to get a free fuck first.  Usually it was only necessary to throw a feed into them in order to bring them back to the office at night and lay them out on the zinc-covered table in the dressing room.  If they had a cosy apartment, as they sometimes did, we took them home and finished it in bed.  If they liked to drink Hymie would bring a bottle along.  If they were any good and really needed some dough Hymie would flash his roll and peel off a five spot or a ten spot, as the case might be.  It makes my mouth water when I think of that roll he carried about with him.  Where he got it from I never knew, because he was the lowest-paid man in the joint.  But it was always there, and no matter what I asked for I got.  And once it happened that we did get a bonus and I paid Hymie back to the last penny - which so amazed him that he took me out that night to Delmonico's and spent a fortune on me.  Not only that, but the next day he insisted on buying me a hat and shirts and gloves.  He even insinuated that I might come home and fuck his wife, if I liked, though he warned me that she was having a little trouble at present with her ovaries.

      In addition to Hymie and McGovern I had as assistants a pair of beautiful blondes who often accompanied us to dinner in the evening.  And there was O'Mara, an old friend of mine who had just returned from the Philippines and whom I made my chief assistant.  There was also Steve Romero, a prize bull whom I kept around in case of trouble.  And O'Rourke, the company detective, who reported to me at the close of the day when he began his work.  Finally I added another man to the staff - Kronski, a young medical student, who was diabolically interested in the pathological cases of which we had plenty.  We were a merry crew, united in our desire to fuck the company at all costs.  And while fucking the company we fucked everything in sight that we could get hold of, O'Rourke excepted, as he had a certain dignity to maintain, and besides he had trouble with his prostate and had lost all interest in fucking.  But O'Rourke was a prince of a man, and generous beyond words.  It was O'Rourke who often invited us to dinner in the evening and it was O'Rourke we went to when we were in trouble.

 

      That was how it stood at Sunset Place after a couple of years had rolled by.  I was saturated with humanity, with experiences of one kind and another.  In my sober moments I made notes which I intended to make use of later if ever I should have a chance to record my experiences.  I was waiting for a breathing spell.  And then by chance one day, when I had been put on the carpet for some wanton piece of negligence, the vice-president let drop a phrase which stuck in my crop.  He had said that he would like to see some one write a sort of Horatio Alger book about the messengers; he hinted that perhaps I might be the one to do such a job.  I was furious to think what a ninny he was and delighted at the same time because secretly I was itching to get the thing off my chest.  I thought to myself - you poor old futzer, you, just wait until I get it off my chest.... I'll give you an Horatio Alger book ... just you wait!  My head was in a whirl leaving his office.  I saw the army of men, women and children that had passed through my hands, saw them weeping, begging, beseeching, imploring, cursing, spitting, fuming, threatening.  I saw the tracks they left on the highways, the freight trains lying on the floor, the parents in rags, the coal box empty, the sink running over, the walls sweating and between the cold beads of sweat the cockroaches running like mad; I saw them hobbling along like twisted gnomes or falling backwards in the epileptic frenzy, the mouth twitching, the slaver pouring from the lips, the limbs writhing; I saw the walls giving way and the pest pouring out like a winged fluid, and the men higher up with their ironclad logic, waiting for it to blow over, waiting for everything to be patched up, waiting contentedly, smugly, with big cigars in their mouths and their feet on the desk, saying things were temporarily out of order.  I saw the Horatio Alger hero, the dream of a sick America, mounting higher and higher, first messenger, then operator, then manager, then chief, then superintendent, then vice-president, then president, then trust magnate, then beer baron, then Lord of all the Americas, the money god, the god of gods, the clay of clay, nullity on high, zero with ninety-seven thousand decimals fore and aft.  You shits, I said to myself, I will give you the picture of twelve little men, zeros without decimals, ciphers, digits, the twelve uncrushable worms who are hollowing out the base of your rotten edifice.  I will give you Horatio Alger as he looks the day after the Apocalypse, when all the stink has cleared away.

      From all over the earth they had come to me to be succoured.  Except for the primitives there was scarcely a race which wasn't represented on the force.  Except for the Ainus, the Maoris, the Papuans, the Veddas, the Lapps, the Zulus, the Patagonians, the Igorots, the Hottentots, the Tuaregs, except for the lost Tasmanians, the lost Grimaldi men, the lost Atlanteans, I had a representative of almost every species under the sun.  I had two brothers who were still sun-worshippers, two Nestorians from the old Assyrian world; I had two Maltese twins from Malta and a descendant of the Mayas from Yucatan; I had a few of our little brown brothers from the Philippines and some Ethiopians from Abyssinia; I had men from the pampas of Argentina and stranded cowboys from Montana; I had Greeks, Letts, Poles, Croats, Slovenes, Ruthenians, Czechs, Spaniards, Welshmen, Finns, Swedes, Russians, Danes, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Uruguayans, Brazilians, Australians, Persians, Japs, Chinese, Javanese, Egyptians, Africans from the Gold Coast and the Ivory Coast, Hindus, Armenians, Turks, Arabs, Germans, Irish, English, Canadians - and plenty of Italians and plenty of Jews.  I had only one Frenchman that I can recall and he lasted about three hours.  I had a few American Indians, Cherokees mostly, but no Tibetans, and no Eskimos: I saw names I could never have imagined and handwriting which ranged from cuneiform to the sophisticated and astoundingly beautiful calligraphy of the Chinese.  I heard men beg for work who had been Egyptologists, botanists, surgeons, gold miners, professors of Oriental languages, musicians, engineers, physicians, astronomers, anthropologists, chemists, mathematicians, mayors of cities and governors of states, prison wardens, cowpunchers, lumberjacks, sailors, oyster pirates, stevedores, riveters, dentists, painters, sculptors, plumbers, architects, dope peddlers, abortionists, white slavers, sea divers, steeplejacks, farmers, cloak and suit salesmen, trappers, lighthouse keepers, pimps, aldermen, senators, every bloody thing under the sun, and all of them down and out, begging for work, for cigarettes, for carfare, for a chance, Christ Almighty, just another chance!  I saw and got to know men who were saints, if there are saints in this world; I saw and spoke to savants, crapulous and uncrapulous ones; I listened to men who had the divine fire in their bowels, who could have convinced God Almighty that they were worthy of another chance, but not the vice-president of the Cosmococcic Telegraphy Company.  I sat riveted to my desk and I travelled around the world at lightning speed, and I learned that everywhere it is the same - hunger, humiliation, ignorance, vice, greed, extortion, chicanery, torture, despotism: the inhumanity of man to man: the fetters, the harness, the halter, the bridle, the whip, the spurs.  The finer the calibre the worse off the man.  Men were walking the streets of New York in that bloody, degrading outfit, the despised, the lowest of the low, walking around like auks, like penguins, like oxen, like trained seals, like patient donkeys, like bug jackasses, like crazy gorillas, like docile maniacs nibbling at the dangling bait, like waltzing mice, like guinea pigs, like squirrels, like rabbits, and many and many a one was fit to govern the world, to write the greatest book every written.  When I think of some of the Persians, the Hindus, the Arabs I knew, when I think of the character they revealed, their grace, their tenderness, their intelligence, their holiness, I spit on the white conquerors of the world, the degenerate British, the pigheaded Germans, the smug, self-satisfied French.  The earth is one great sentient being, a planet saturated through and through with man, a live planet expressing itself falteringly and stutteringly; it is not the home of the white race or the black race or the yellow race or the lost blue race, but the home of man and all men are equal before God and will have their chance, if not now then a million years hence.  The little brown brothers of the Philippines may bloom again one day and the murdered Indians of America north and south may also come alive one day to ride the plains where now the cities stand belching fire and pestilence.  Who has the last say?  Man!  The earth is his because he is the earth, its fire, its water, its air, its mineral and vegetable matter, its spirit which is cosmic, which is imperishable, which is the spirit of all the planets, which transforms itself through him, through endless signs and symbols, through endless manifestations.  Wait, you cosmococcic telegraphic shits, you demons on high waiting for the plumbing to be repaired, wait, you dirty white conquerors who have sullied the earth with your cloven hoofs, your instruments, your weapons, your disease germs, wait, all you who are sitting in clover and counting your coppers, it is not the end.  The last man will have his say before it is finished.  Down to the last sentient molecule justice must be done - and will be done!  Nobody is getting away with anything, least of all the cosmococcic shits of North America.

      When it came time for my vacation - I hadn't taken one for three years, I was so eager to make the company a success! - I took three weeks instead of two and I wrote the book about the twelve little men.  I wrote it straight off, five, seven, sometimes eight thousand words a day.  I thought that a man, to be a writer, must do at least five thousand words a day.  I thought he must say everything all at once - in one book - and collapse afterwards.  I didn't know a thing about writing.  I was scared shitless.  But I was determined to wipe Horatio Alger out of the North American consciousness.  I suppose it was the worst book any man has ever written.  It was a colossal tome and faulty from start to finish.  But it was my first book and I was in love with it.  If I had had the money, as Gide had, I would have published it at my own expense.  If I had had the courage that Whitman had, I would have peddled it from door to door.  Everybody I showed it to said it was terrible.  I was urged to give up the idea of writing.  I had to learn, as Balzac did, that one must write volumes before signing one's own name.  I had to learn, as I soon did, that one must give up everything and not do anything else but write, that one must write and write and write, even if everybody in the world advises you against it, even if nobody believes in you.  Perhaps one does it just because nobody believes; perhaps the real secret lies in making people believe.  That the book was inadequate, faulty, bad, terrible, as they said, was only natural.  I was attempting at the start what a man of genius would have undertaken only at the end.  I wanted to say the last word at the beginning.  It was absurd and pathetic.  It was a crushing defeat, but it put iron in my backbone and sulphur in my blood.  I knew at least what it was to fail.  I knew what it was to attempt something big.  Today, when I think of the circumstances under which I wrote that book, when I think of the overwhelming material which I tried to put into form, when I think of what I hoped to encompass, I pat myself on the back, I give myself a double A.  I am proud of the fact that I made such a miserable failure of it; had it succeeded I would have become a monster.  Sometimes, when I look over my notebooks, when I look at the names alone of those whom I thought to write about, I am seized with vertigo.  Each man came to me with a world of his own; he came to me and unloaded it on my desk; he expected me to pick it up and put it on my shoulders.  I had no time to make a world of my own: I had to stay fixed like Atlas, my feet on the elephant's back and the elephant on the tortoise's back.  To inquire on what the tortoise stood would be to go mad.

      I didn't dare to think of anything then except the "facts".  To get beneath the facts I would have had to be an artist, and one doesn't become an artist overnight.  First you have to be crushed, to have your conflicting points of view annihilated.  You have to be wiped out as a human being in order to be born again as an individual.  You have to be carbonized and mineralized in order to work upwards from the least common denominator of the self.  You have to get beyond pity in order to feel from the very roots of your being.  One can't make a new heaven and earth with "facts".   There are no "facts" - there is only the fact that man, every man everywhere in the world, is on his way to ordination.  Some men take the long route and some take the short route.  Every man is working out his destiny in his own way and nobody can be of help except by being kind, generous and patient.  In my enthusiasm certain things were then inexplicable to me which are now clear.  I think, for example, of Carnahan, one of the twelve little men I had chosen to write about.  He was what is called a model messenger.  He was a graduate of a prominent university, had a sound intelligence and was of exemplary character.  He worked eighteen and twenty hours a day and earned more than any messenger on the force.  The clients whom he served wrote letters about him, praising him to the skies; he was offered good positions which he refused for one reason or another.  He lived frugally, sending the best part of his wages to his wife and children who lived in another city.  He had two vices - drink and the desire to succeed.  He could go for a year without drinking, but if he took one drop he was off.  He had cleaned up twice in Wall Street and yet, before coming to me for a job, he had gotten no further than to be a sexton of a church in some little town.  He had been fired from that job because he had broken into the sacramental wine and rung the bells all night long.  He was truthful, sincere, earnest.  I had implicit confidence in him and my confidence was proven by the record of his service which was without a blemish.  Nevertheless he shot his wife and children in cold blood and then he shot himself.  Fortunately none of them died; they all lay in the hospital together and they all recovered.  I went to see his wife, after they had transferred him to jail, to get her help.  She refused categorically.  She said he was the meanest, cruellest son of a bitch that ever walked on two legs - she wanted to see him hanged.  I pleaded with her for two days, but she was adamant.  I went to the jail and talked to him through the mesh.  I found that he had already made himself popular with the authorities, had already been granted special privileges.  He wasn't at all dejected.  On the contrary, he was looking forward to making the best of his time in prison by "studying up" on salesmanship.  He was going to be the best salesman in America after his release.  I might almost say that he seemed happy.  He said not to worry about him, he would get along all right.  He said everybody was swell to him and that he had nothing to complain about.  I left him somewhat in a daze.  I went to a nearby beach and decided to take a swim.  I saw everything with new eyes.  I almost forgot to return home, so absorbed had I become in my speculations about this chap.  Who could say that everything that happened to him had not happened for the best?  Perhaps he might leave the prison a full-fledged evangelist instead of a salesman.  Nobody could predict what he might do.  And nobody could aid him because he was working out his destiny in his own private way.

      There was another chap, a Hindu named Guptal.  He was not only a model of good behaviour - he was a saint.  He had a passion for the flute which he played all by himself in his miserable little room.  One day he was found naked, his throat slit from ear to ear, and beside him on the bed was his flute.  At the funeral there were a dozen women who wept passionate tears, including the wife of the janitor who had murdered him.  I could write a book about this young man who was the gentlest and the holiest man I ever met, who had never offended anybody and never taken anything from anybody, but who had made the cardinal mistake of coming to America to spread peace and love.

      There was David Olinski, another faithful, industrious messenger who thought of nothing but work.  He had one fatal weakness - he talked too much.  When he came to me he had already been around the globe several times and what he hadn't done to make a living isn't worth telling about.  He knew about twelve languages and he was rather proud of his linguistic ability.  He was one of those men whose very willingness and enthusiasm is their undoing.  He wanted to help everybody along, show everybody how to succeed.  He wanted more work than we could give him - he was a glutton for work.  Perhaps I should have warned him, when I sent him to his office on the East Side, that he was going to work in a tough neighbourhood, but he pretended to know so much and he was so insistent in working in that locality (because of his linguistic ability) that I said nothing.  I thought to myself - you'll find out quickly enough for yourself.  And sure enough, he was only there a short time when he got into trouble.  A tough Jewboy from the neighbourhood walked in one day and asked for a blank.  Dave, the messenger, was behind the desk.  He didn't like the way the man asked for the blank.  He told him he ought to be more polite.  For that he got a box in the ears.  That made him wag his tongue some more, whereupon he got such a wallop that his teeth flew down his throat and his jawbone was broken in three places.  Still he didn't know enough to hold his trap.  Like the damned fool he was he goes to the police station and registers a complaint.  A week later, while he's sitting on a bench snoozing, a gang of roughnecks break into the place and beat him to a pulp.  His head was so battered that his brains looked like an omelette.  For good measure they emptied the safe and turned it upside down.  Dave died on the way to the hospital.  They found five hundred dollars hidden away in the toe of his sock.... Then there was Clausen and his wife Lena.  They came in together when he applied for the job.  Lena had a baby in her arms and he had two little ones by the hand.  They were sent to me by some relief agency.  I put him on as a night messenger so that he'd have a fixed salary.  In a few days I had a letter from him, a batty letter in which he asked me to excuse him for being absent as he had to report to his parole officer.  Then another letter saying that his wife had refused to sleep with him because she didn't want any more babies and would I please come to see them and try to persuade her to sleep with him.  I went to his home - a cellar in the Italian quarter.  It looked like a bughouse.  Lena was pregnant again, about seven months under way, and on the verge of idiocy.  She had taken to sleeping on the roof because it was too hot in the cellar, also because she didn't want him to touch her any more.  When I said it wouldn't make any difference now she just looked at me and grinned.  Clausen had been in the war and maybe the gas had made him a bit goofy - at any rate he was foaming at the mouth.  He said he would brain her if she didn't stay off that roof.  He insinuated that she was sleeping up there in order to carry on with the coal man who lived in the attic.  At this Lena smiled again with that mirthless batrachian grin.  Clausen lost his temper and gave her a swift kick in the ass.  She went out in a huff taking the brats with her.  He told her to stay out for good.  Then he opened a drawer and pulled out a big Colt.  He was keeping it in case he needed it some time, he said.  He showed me a few knives, too, and a sort of blackjack which he had made himself.  Then he began to weep.  He said his wife was making a fool of him.  He said he was sick of working for her because she was sleeping with everybody in the neighbourhood.  The kids weren't his because he couldn't make a kid any more even if he wanted to.  The very next day, while Lena was out marketing, he took the kids up to the roof and with the blackjack he had shown me he beat their brains out.  Then he jumped off the roof head first.  When Lena came home and saw what happened she went off her nut.  They had to put her in a strait jacket and call for the ambulance....  There was Schuldig, the rat who had spent twenty years in prison for a crime he had never committed.  He had been beaten almost to death before he confessed; then solitary confinement, starvation, torture, perversion, dope.  When they finally released him he was no longer a human being.  He described to me one night his last thirty days in jail, the agony of waiting to be released.  I have never heard anything like it; I didn't think a human being could survive such anguish.  Freed, he was haunted by the fear that he might be obliged to commit a crime and be sent back to prison again.  He complained of being followed, spied on, perpetually tracked.  He said "they" were tempting him to do things he had no desire to do.  "They" were the dicks who were on his trail, who were paid to bring him back again.  At night, when he was asleep, they whispered in his ear.  He was powerless against them because they mesmerized him first.  Sometimes they placed dope under his pillow, and with it a revolver or a knife.  They wanted him to kill some innocent person so that they would have a solid case against him this time.  He got worse and worse.  One night, after he had walked around for hours with a batch of telegrams in his pocket, he went up to a cop and asked to be locked up.  He couldn't remember his name or address or even the office he was working for.  He had completely lost his identity.  He repeated over and over - "I'm innocent.... I'm innocent."  Again they gave him the third degree.  Suddenly he jumped up and shouted like a madman - "I'll confess ... I'll confess" - and with that he began to reel off one crime after another.  He kept it up for three hours.  Suddenly, in the midst of a harrowing confession, he stopped short, gave a quick look about, like a man who has suddenly come to, and then, with the rapidity and the force which only a madman can summon, he made a tremendous leap across the room and crashed his skull against the stone wall.... I relate these incidents briefly and hurriedly as they flash through my mind; my memory is packed with thousands of such details, with a myriad faces, gestures, tales, confessions all entwined and interlaced like the stupendous reeling façade of some Hindu temple made not of stone but of the experience of human flesh, a monstrous dream edifice built entirely of reality and yet not reality itself but merely the vessel in which the mystery of the human being is contained.  My mind wanders to the clinic where in ignorance and good will I brought some of the younger ones to be cured.  I can think of no more evocative image to convey the atmosphere of this place than the painting by Hieronymus Bosch in which the magician, after the manner of a dentist extracting a live nerve, is represented as the deliverer of insanity.  All the trumpery and quackery of our scientific practitioners came to apotheosis in the person of the suave sadist who operated this clinic with the full concurrence and connivance of the law.  He was a ringer for Caligary, except that he was minus the dunce cap.  Pretending that he understood the secret regulations of the glands, invested with the power of a medieval monarch, oblivious of the pain he inflicted, ignorant of everything but his medical knowledge, he went to work on the human organism like a plumber sets to work on the underground drainpipes.  In addition to the poisons he threw into the patient's system he had recourse to his fists or his knees as the case might be.  Anything justified a "reaction".  If the victim were lethargic he shouted at him, slapped him in the face, pinched his arm, cuffed him, kicked him.  If on the contrary the victim were too energetic he employed the same methods, only with redoubled zest.  The feelings of his subject were of no importance to him; whatever reaction he succeeded in obtaining was merely a demonstration or manifestation of the laws regulating the operation of the internal glands of secretion.  The purpose of his treatment was to render the subject fit for society.  But no matter how fast he worked, no matter whether he was successful or not successful, society was turning out more and more misfits.  Some of them were so marvellously maladapted that when, in order to get the proverbial reaction, he slapped them vigorously on the cheek they responded with an uppercut or a kick in the balls.  It's true, most of his subjects were exactly what he described them to be - incipient criminals.  The whole continent was on the slide - is still on the slide - and not only the glands needs regulating but the ball bearings, the armature, the skeletal structure, the cerebrum, the cerebellum, the coccyx, the larynx, the pancreas, the liver, the upper intestine and the lower intestine, the heart, the kidneys, the testicles, the womb, the Fallopian tubes, the whole goddamned works.  The whole country is lawless, violent, explosive, demoniacal.  It's in the air, in the climate, in the ultra-grandiose landscape, in the stone forests that are lying horizontal, in the torrential rivers that bite through the rocky canyons, in the supra-normal distances, the supernal arid wastes, the over-lush crops, the monstrous fruits, the mixture of quixotic bloods, the fatras of cults, sects, beliefs, the opposition of laws and languages, the contradictoriness of temperaments, principles, needs, requirements.  The continent is full of buried violence, of the bones of antediluvian monsters and of lost races of man, of mysteries which are wrapped in doom.  The atmosphere is at times so electrical that the soul is summoned out of its body and runs amok.  Like the rain everything comes in bucketsful - or not at all.  The whole continent is a huge volcano whose crater is temporarily concealed by a moving panorama which is partly dream, partly fear, partly despair.  From Alaska to Yucatan it's the same story.  Nature dominates.  Nature wins out.  Everywhere the same fundamental urge to slay, to ravage, to plunder.  Outwardly they seem like a fine, upstanding people - healthy, optimistic, courageous.  Inwardly they are filled with worms.  A tiny spark and they blow up.

      Often it happens, as in Russia, that a man came in with a chip on his shoulder.  He woke up that way, as if struck by a monsoon.  Nine times out of ten he was a good fellow, a fellow whom everyone liked.  But when the rage came on nothing could stop him.  He was like a horse with the blind staggers and the best thing you could do for him was to shoot him on the spot.  It always happens that way with peaceable people.  One day they run amok.  In America they're constantly running amok.  What they need is an outlet for their energy, for their blood lust.  Europe is bled regularly by war.  America is pacifistic and cannibalistic.  Outwardly it seems to be a beautiful honeycomb, with all the drones crawling over each other in a frenzy of work; inwardly it's a slaughterhouse, each man killing off his neighbour and sucking the juice from his bones.  Superficially it looks like a bold, masculine world; actually it's a whorehouse run by women, with the native sons acting as pimps and the bloody foreigners selling the flesh.  Nobody knows what it is to sit on his ass and be content.  That happens only in the films where everything is faked, even the fires of hell.  The whole continent is sound asleep and in that sleep a grand nightmare is taking place.

      Nobody can have slept more soundly than I in the midst of this nightmare.  The war, when it came along, made only a sort of faint rumble in my ears.  Like my compatriots, I was pacifistic and cannibalistic.  The millions who were put away in the carnage passed away in a cloud, much like the Aztecs passed away, and the Incas and the Red Indians and the buffaloes.  People pretended to be profoundly moved, but they weren't.  They were simply tossing fitfully in their sleep.  No-one lost his appetite, no-one got up and rang the fire alarm.  The day I first realized that there had been a war was about six months or so after the armistice.  It was on a street car on the 14th Street crosstown line.  One of our heroes, a Texas lad with a string of medals across his chest, happened to see an officer passing on the sidewalk.  The sight of the officer enraged him.  He was a sergeant himself and he probably had good reason to be sore.  Anyway, the sight of the officer enraged him so that he got up from his seat and began to bawl the shit out of the government, the army, the civilians, the passengers in the car, everybody and everything.  He said if there was ever another war they couldn't drag him to it with a twenty-mule team.  He said he'd see every son of a bitch killed before he'd go again himself; he said he didn't give a fuck about the medals they had decorated him with and to show that he meant it he ripped them of and threw them out the window; he said if he was ever in a trench with an officer again he'd shoot him in the back like a dirty dog, and that held good for General Pershing or any other general.  He said a lot more, with some fancy cuss words that he'd picked up over there, and nobody opened his trap to gainsay him.  And when he  got through I felt for the first time that there had really been a war and that the man I was listening to had been in it and that despite his bravery the war had made him a coward and that if he did any more killing it would be wide-awake and in cold blood, and nobody would have the guts to send him to the electric chair because he had performed his duty toward his fellow men, which was to deny his own sacred instincts and so everything was just and fair because one crime washes away the other in the name of God, country and humanity, peace be with you and all.  And the second time I experienced the reality of war was when ex-sergeant Griswold, one of our night messengers, flew off the handle one day and smashed the office to bits at one of the railway stations.  They sent him to me to give him the gate, but I didn't have the heart to fire him.  He had performed such a beautiful piece of destruction that I felt more like hugging and squeezing him; I was only hoping to Christ he would go up to the twenty-fifth floor, or wherever it was that the president and the vice-presidents had their offices, and mop up the whole bloody gang.  But in the name of discipline, and to uphold the bloody farce it was, I had to do something to punish him or be punished for it myself, and so not knowing what less I could do I took him off the commission basis and put him back on a salary basis.  He took it pretty badly, not realizing exactly where I stood, either for him or against him, and so I got a letter from him pronto, saying that he was going to pay me a visit in a day or two and that I'd better watch out because he was going to take it out of my hide.  He said he'd come up after office hours and that if I was afraid I'd better have some strong-arm men around to look after me.  I knew he meant every word he said and I felt pretty damned quaky when I put the letter down.  I waited in for him alone, however, feeling that it would be even more cowardly to ask for protection.  It was a strange experience.  He must have realized the moment he laid eyes on me that I was a son of a bitch and a lying, stinking hypocrite, as he had called me in his letter.  I was only that because he was what he was, which wasn't a hell of a lot better.  He must have realized immediately that we were both in the same boat and that the bloody boat was leaking pretty badly.  I could see something like that going on in him as he strode forward, outwardly still furious, still foaming at the mouth, but inwardly all spent, all soft and feathery.  As for myself, what fear I had vanished the moment I saw him enter.  Just being there quiet and alone, and being less strong, less capable of defending myself, gave me the drop on him.  Not that I wanted to have the drop on him either.  But it had turned out that way and I took advantage of it, naturally.  The moment he sat down he went soft as putty.  He wasn't a man any more, but just a big child.  There must have been millions of them like him, big children with machine guns who could ripe out whole regiments without batting an eyelash; but back in the work trenches, without a weapon, without a clear, visible enemy, they were helpless as ants.  Everything revolved about the question of food.  The food and the rent - that was all there was to fight about - but there was no way, no clear, visible way, to fight for it.  It was like seeing an army strong and well equipped, capable of licking anything in sight, and yet ordered to retreat every day, to retreat and retreat and retreat because that was the strategic thing to do, even though it meant losing ground, losing guns, losing ammunition, losing food, losing sleep, losing courage, losing life itself finally.  Wherever there were men fighting for food and rent there was this retreat going on, in the fog, in the night, for no earthly reason except that it was the strategic thing to do.  It was eating the heart out of him.  To fight was easy, but to fight for food and rent was like fighting an army of ghosts.  All you could do was to retreat, and while you retreated you watched your own brothers getting popped off, one after the other, silently, mysteriously, in the fog, in the dark, and not a thing to do about it.  He was so damned confused, so perplexed, so hopelessly muddled and beaten, that he put his head in his arms and wept on my desk.  And while he's sobbing like that suddenly the telephone rings and it's the vice-president's office - never the vice-president himself, but always his office - and they want this man Griswold fired immediately and I say Yes Sir! and I hang up.  I don't say anything to Griswold about it but I walk home with him and I have dinner with him and his wife and kids.  And when I leave him I say to myself that if I have to fire that guy somebody's going to pay for it - any anyway I want to know first where the order comes from and why.  And hot and sullen I go right up to the vice-president's office in the morning and I ask to see the vice-president himself and did you give the order I ask - and why?  And before he has a chance to deny it, or to explain his reason for it, I give him a little war stuff straight from the shoulder and where he don't like it and can't take it - and if you don't like it, Mr. Will Twilldilliger, you can take the job, my job and his job and you can shove them up your ass - and like that I walk out on him.  I go back to the slaughterhouse and I go about my work as usual.  I expect, of course, that I'll get the sack before the day's over.  But nothing of the kind.  No, to my amazement I get a telephone call from the general manager saying to take it easy, to just calm down a bit, yes, just go easy, don't do anything hasty, we'll look into it, etc.  I guess they're still looking into it because Griswold went on working just as always - in fact, they even promoted him to a clerkship, which was a dirty deal, too, because as a clerk he earned less money than as a messenger, but it saved his pride and it also took a little more of the spunk out of him too, no doubt.  But that's what happens to a guy when he's just a hero in his sleep.  Unless the nightmare is strong enough to wake you up you go right on retreating, and either you end up on a bench or you end up as vice-president.  It's all one and the same, a bloody fucking mess, a farce, a fiasco from start to finish.  I know it as I was in it, because I woke up.  And when I woke up I walked out on it.  I walked out by the same door that I had walked in - without as much as a by-your-leave, sir!

      Things take place instantaneously, but there's a long process to be gone through first.  What you get when something happens is only the explosion, and the second before that the spark.  But everything happens according to law - and with the full consent and collaboration of the whole cosmos.  Before I could get up and explode the bomb had to be properly prepared, properly primed.  After putting things in order for the bastards up above I had to be taken down from my high horse, had to be kicked around like a football, had to be stepped on, squelched, humiliated, fettered, manacled, made impotent as a jellyfish.  All my life I have never wanted for friends, but at this particular period they seemed to spring up around me like mushrooms.  I never had a moment to myself.  If I went home of a night, hoping to take a rest, somebody would be there waiting to see me.  Sometimes a gang of them would be there and it didn't seem to make much difference whether I came or not.  Each set of friends I made despised the other set.  Stanley, for example, despised the whole lot.  Ulric too was rather scornful of the others.  He had just come back from Europe after an absence of several years.  We hadn't seen much of each other since boyhood and then one day, quite by accident, we met on the street.  That day was an important day in my life because it opened up a new world to me, a world I had often dreamed about but never hoped to see.  I remember vividly that we were standing on the corner of Sixth Avenue and 49th Street toward dusk.  I remember it because it seemed utterly incongruous to be listening to a man talking about Mt. Etna and Vesuvius and Capri and Pompeii and Morocco and Paris on the corner of Sixth Avenue and 49th Street, Manhattan.  I remember the way he looked about as he talked, like a man who hadn't quite realized what he was in for but who vaguely sensed that he had made a horrible mistake in returning.  His eyes seemed to be saying all the time - this has no value, no value whatever.  He didn't say that, however, but just this over and over: "I'm sure you'd like it!  I'm sure it's just the place for you."  When he left me I was in a daze.  I couldn't get hold of him again quickly enough.  I wanted to hear it all over again, in minute detail.  Nothing that I had read about Europe seemed to match this glowing account from my friend's own lips.  It seemed all the more miraculous to me in that we had sprung out of the same environment.  He had managed it because he had rich friends - and because he knew how to save his money.  I had never known anyone who was rich, who had travelled, who had money in the bank.  All my friends were like myself, drifting from day to day, and never a thought for the future.  O'Mara, yes, he had travelled a bit, almost all over the world - but as a bum, or else in the army, which was even worse than being a bum.  My friend Ulric was the first fellow I had ever met who I could truly say had travelled.  And he knew how to talk about his experiences.

 

      As a result of that chance encounter on the street we met frequently thereafter, for a period of several months.  He used to call for me in the evening after dinner and we would stroll through the park which was nearby.  What a thirst I had!  Every slightest detail about the other world fascinated me.  Even now, years and years since, even now, when I know Paris like a book, his picture of Paris is still before my eyes, still vivid, still real.  Sometimes, after a rain, riding swiftly through the city in a taxi, I catch fleeting glimpses of this Paris he described; just momentary snatches, as in passing the Tuileries, perhaps, or a glimpse of Montmartre, of the Sacré Coeur, through the Rue Lafitte, in the last flush of twilight.  Just a Brooklyn Boy!  That was an expression he used sometimes when he felt ashamed of his inability to express himself more adequately.  And I was just a Brooklyn boy, too, which is to say one of the last and the least of men.  But as I wander about, rubbing elbows with the world, seldom it happens that I meet anyone who can describe so lovingly and faithfully what he has seen and felt.  Those nights in Prospect Park with my old friend Ulric are responsible, more than anything else, for my being here today.  Most of the places he described for me I have still to see; some of them I shall perhaps never see.  But they live inside me, warm and vivid, just as he created them in our rambles through the park.

      Interwoven with this talk of the other world was the whole body and texture of Lawrence's work.  Often, when the park had long been emptied, we were still sitting on a bench discussing the nature of Lawrence's ideas.  Looking back on these discussions now I can see how confused I was, how pitifully ignorant of the true meaning of Lawrence's words.  Had I really understood, my life could never have taken the course it did.  Most of us live the greater part of our lives submerged.  Certainly in my own case I can say that not until I left America did I emerge above the surface.  Perhaps America had nothing to do with it, but the fact remains that I did not open my eyes wide and full and clear until I struck Paris.  And perhaps that was only because I had renounced America, renounced my past.

      My friend Kronski used to twit me about my "euphorias".  It was a sly way he had of reminding me, when I was extraordinarily gay, that the morrow would find me depressed.  It was true.  I had nothing but ups and downs.  Long stretches of gloom and melancholy followed by extravagant bursts of gaiety, of trancelike inspiration.  Never a level in which I was myself.  It sounds strange to say so, yet I was never myself.  I was either anonymous or the person called Henry Miller raised to the nth degree.  In the latter mood, for instance, I could spill out a whole book to Hymie while riding a trolley car.  Hymie, who never suspected me of being anything but a good employment manager.  I can see his eyes now as he looked at me one night when I was in one of my states of "euphoria".  We had bordered the trolley at the Brooklyn Bridge to go to some flat in Greenpoint where a couple of trollops were waiting to receive us.  Hymie had started to talk to me in his usual way about his wife's ovaries.  In the first place he didn't know precisely what ovaries meant and so I was explaining to him in crude and simple fashion.  In the midst of my explanation it suddenly seemed so profoundly tragic and ridiculous that Hymie shouldn't know what ovaries were that I became drunk, as drunk I mean as if I had had a quart of whisky under my belt.  From the idea of diseased ovaries there germinated in one lightning-like flash a sort of tropical growth made up of the most heterogeneous assortment of odds and ends in the midst of which, securely lodged, tenaciously lodged, I might say, were Dante and Shakespeare.  At the same instant I also suddenly recalled my whole private train of thought which had begun about the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge and which suddenly the word "ovaries" had broken.  I realized that everything Hymie had said up till the word "ovaries" had sieved through me like sand.  What I had begun, in the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge, was what I had begun time and time again in the past, usually when walking to my father's shop, a performance which was repeated day in and day out as if in a trance.  What I had begun, in brief, was a book of the hours, of the tedium and monotony of my life in the midst of a ferocious activity.  Not for years had I thought of this book which I used to write every day on my way from Delancey Street to Murray Hill.  But going over the bridge, the sun setting, the skyscrapers gleaming like phosphorescent cadavers, the remembrance of the past set in ... remembrance of going back and forth over the bridge, going to a job which was death, returning to a home which was a morgue, memorizing Faust looking down into the cemetery, spitting into the cemetery from the elevated train, the same guard on the platform every morning, an imbecile, the other imbeciles reading their newspapers, new skyscrapers going up, new tombs to work in and die in, the boats passing below, the Fall River Line, the Albany Day Line, why I am going to work, what will I do tonight, the warm cunt beside me and can I work my knuckles into her groin, run away and become a cowboy, try Alaska, the gold mines, get off and turn around, don't die yet, wait another day, a stroke of luck, river, end it, down, down, like a corkscrew, head and shoulders in the mud, legs free; fish will come and bite, tomorrow a new life, where, anywhere, why begin again, the same thing everywhere, death, death is the solution, but don't die yet, wait another day, a stroke of luck, a new face, a new friend, millions of chances, you're too young yet, you're melancholy, you don't die yet, wait another day, a stroke of luck, fuck anyway, and so on over the bridge into the glass shed, everybody glued together, worms, ants, crawling out of a dead tree and their thoughts crawling out the same way.... Maybe, being up high between the two shores, suspended above the traffic, above life and death, on each side of the high tombs, tombs blazing with dying sunlight, the river flowing heedlessly, flowing on like time itself, maybe each time I passed up there, something was tugging away at me, urging me to take it in, to announce myself; anyway each time I passed on high I was truly alone and whenever that happened the book commenced to write itself, screaming the things which I never breathed, the thoughts I never uttered, the conversations I never held, the hopes, the dreams, the delusions I never admitted.  If this then was the true self it was marvellous, and what's more it seemed never to change but always to pick up from the last stop, to continue in the same vein, a vein I had struck when I was a child and went down in the street for the first time alone and there frozen into the dirty ice of the gutter lay a dead cat, the first time I had looked at death and grasped it.  From that moment I knew what it was to be isolated: every object, every living thing and every dead thing led its independent existence.  My thoughts too led an independent existence.  Suddenly, looking at Hymie and thinking of that strange word "ovaries", now stranger than any word in my whole vocabulary, this feeling of icy isolation came over me and Hymie sitting beside me was a bullfrog, absolutely a bullfrog and nothing more.  I was jumping from the bridge head first, down into the primeval ooze, the legs clear and waiting for a bite; like that, Satan had plunged through the heavens, through the solid core of the earth, head down and ramming through to the very hub of the earth, the darkest, densest, hottest pit of hell.  I was walking through the Mojave Desert and the man beside me was waiting for nightfall in order to fall on me and slay me.  I was walking again in Dreamland and a man was walking above me on a tightrope and above him a man was sitting in an airplane spelling letters of smoke in the sky.  The woman hanging on my arm was pregnant and in six or seven years the thing she was carrying inside her would be able to read the letters in the sky and he or she or it would know that it was a cigarette and later would smoke the cigarette, perhaps a package a day.  In the womb nails formed on every finger, every toe; you could stop right there, at a toenail, the tiniest toenail imaginable, and you could break your head over it, trying to figure it out.  On one side of the ledger are the books man has written, containing such a hodgepodge of wisdom and nonsense, of truth and falsehood, that if one lived to be as old as Methuselah one couldn't disentangle the mess; on the other side of the ledger things like toenails, hair, teeth, blood, ovaries, if you will, all incalculable and all written in another kind of ink, in another script, an incomprehensible, indecipherable script.  the bullfrog eyes were trained on me like two collar buttons stuck in cold fat; they were stuck in the cold sweat of the primeval ooze.  Each collar button was an ovary that had come unglued, an illustration out of the dictionary without benefit of lucubration; lacklustre in the cold yellow fat of the eyeball each buttoned ovary produced a subterranean chill, the skating rink of hell where men stood upside down in the ice, the legs free and waiting for a bite.  Here Dante walked unaccompanied, weighed down by his vision, and through endless circles gradually moving heavenward to be enthroned in his work.  Here Shakespeare with smooth brow fell into the bottomless reverie of rage to emerge in elegant quartos and innuendoes.  A glaucous frost of non-comprehension swept clear by gales of laughter.  From the hub of the bullfrog's eye radiated clean white spokes of sheer lucidity not to be annotated or categorized, not to be numbered or defined, but revolving sightless in kaleidoscopic change. Hymie the bullfrog was an ovarian spud generated in the high passage between two shores: for him the skyscrapers had been built, the wilderness cleared, the Indians massacred, the buffaloes exterminated; for him the twin cities had been joined by the Brooklyn Bridge, the caissons sunk, the cables strung from tower to tower; for him men sat upside down in the sky writing words in fire and smoke; for him the anaesthetic was invented and the high forceps and the big Bertha which could destroy what the eyes could not see; for him the molecule was broken down and the atom revealed to be without substance; for him each night the stars were swept with telescopes and worlds coming to birth photographed in the act of gestation; for him the barriers of time and space were set at nought and all movement, be it the flight of birds or the revolution of the planets, expounded irrefutably and incontestably by the high priests of the dispossessed cosmos.  Then, as in the middle of the bridge, in the middle of a walk, in the middle always, whether of a book, a conversation, or making love, it was borne in on me again that I had never done what I wanted and out of not doing what I wanted to do there grew up inside me this creation which was nothing but an obsessional plant, a sort of coral growth, which was expropriating everything, including life itself, until life itself became this which was denied but which constantly asserted itself, making life and killing life at the same time.  I could see it going on after death, like hair growing on a corpse, people saying "death" but the hair still testifying to life, and finally no death but this life of hair and nails, the body gone, the spirit quenched, but in the death something still alive, expropriating space, causing time, creating endless movement.  Through love this might happen, or sorrow, or being born with a club foot; the cause nothing, the event everything.  In the beginning was the Word.... Whatever this was, the Word, disease or creation, it was still running rampant; it would run on and on, outstrip time and space, outlast the angels, unseat God, unhook the universe.  Any word contained all words - for him who had become detached through love or sorrow or whatever the cause.  In every word the current ran back to the beginning which was lost and which would never be found again since there was neither beginning nor end but only that which expressed itself in beginning and end.  So, on the ovarian trolley there was this voyage of man and bullfrog composed of identical stuff, neither better nor less than Dante but infinitely different, the one not knowing precisely the meaning of anything, the other knowing too precisely the meaning of everything, hence both lost and confused through beginnings and endings, finally to be deposited at Java or India Street, Greenpoint, there to be carried back into the current of life, so-called, by a couple of sawdust molls with twitching ovaries of the well-known gastropod variety.

      What strikes me now as the most wonderful proof of my fitness, or unfitness, for the times is the fact that nothing people were writing or talking about had any real interest for me.  Only the object haunted me, the separate, detached, insignificant thing.  It might be a part of the human body or a staircase in a vaudeville house; it might be a smokestack or a button I had found in the gutter.  Whatever it was it enabled me to open up, to surrender, to attach my signature.  To the life about me, to the people who made up the world I knew, I could not attach my signature.  I was as definitely outside their world as a cannibal is outside the bounds of civilized society.  I was filled with a perverse love of the thing-in-itself - not a philosophic attachment, but a passionate, desperately passionate hunger, as if in this discarded, worthless thing which everyone ignored there was contained the secret of my own regeneration.

      Living in the midst of a world where there was a plethora of the new I attached myself to the old.  In every object there was a minute particle which particularly claimed my attention.  I had a microscopic eye for the blemish, for the grain of ugliness which to me constituted the sole beauty of the object.  Whatever set the object apart, or made it unserviceable, or gave it a date, attracted and endeared it to me.  If this was perverse it was also healthy, considering that I was not destined to belong to this world which was springing up about me.  Soon I too would become like these objects which I venerated, a thing apart, a non-useful member of society.  I was definitely dated, that was certain.  And yet I was able to amuse, to instruct, to nourish.  But never to be accepted, in a genuine way.  When I wished to, when I had the itch, I could single out any man, in any stratum of society, and make him listen to me.  I could hold him spellbound, if I chose, but, like a magician, or a sorcerer, only as long as the spirit was in me.  At bottom I sensed in others a distrust, an uneasiness, an antagonism which, because it was instinctive, was irremediable.  I should have been a clown; it would have afforded me the widest range of expression.  But I underestimated the profession.  Had I become a clown, or even a vaudeville entertainer, I would have been famous.  People would have appreciated me precisely because they would not have understood; but they would have understood that I was not to be understood.  That would have been a relief, to say the least.

      It was always a source of amazement to me how easily people could become riled just listening to me talk.  Perhaps my speech was somewhat extravagant, though often it happened when I was holding myself in with main force.  The turn of a phrase, the choice of an unfortunate adjective, the facility with which the words came to my lips, the allusions to subjects which were taboo - everything conspired to set me  off as an outlaw, as an enemy of society.  No matter how well things began sooner or later they smelled me out.  If I were modest and humble, for example, then I was too modest, too humble.  If I were gay and spontaneous, bold and reckless, then I was too free, too gay.  I could never get myself quite au point with the individual I happened to be talking to.  If it were not a question of life and death - everything was life and death to me then - if it was merely a question of passing a pleasant evening at the home of some acquaintance, it was the same thing.  There were vibrations emanating from me, overtones and undertones, which charged the atmosphere unpleasantly.  Perhaps the whole evening they had been amused by my stories, perhaps I had them in stitches, as it often happened, and everything seemed to auger well.  But sure as fate something was bound to happen before the evening came to a close, some vibration set loose which made the chandelier ring or which reminded some sensitive soul of the pisspot under the bed.  Even while the laughter was still dying off the venom was beginning to make itself felt.  "Hope to see you again some time," they would say, but the wet, limp hand which was extended would belie the words.

      Persona non grata!  Jesus, how clear it seems to me now!  No pick and choice possible: I had to take what was to hand and learn to like it.  I had to learn to live with the scum, to swim like a sewer rat or be drowned.  If you elect to join the herd you are immune.  To be accepted and appreciated you must nullify yourself, make yourself indistinguishable from the herd.  You may dream, if you dream alike.  But if you dream something different you are not in America, of America American, but a Hottentot in Africa, or a Kalmuck, or a chimpanzee.  The moment you have a "different" thought you cease to be an American.  And the moment you become something different you find yourself in Alaska or Easter Island or Iceland.

      Am I saying this with rancour, with envy, with malice?  Perhaps.  Perhaps I regret not having been able to become an American.  Perhaps.  In my zeal now, which is again American, I am about to give birth to a monstrous edifice, a skyscraper, which will last undoubtedly long after the other skyscrapers have vanished, but which will vanish too when that which produced it disappears.  Everything American will disappear one day, more completely than that which was Greek, or Roman, or Egyptian.  This is one of the ideas which pushed me outside the warm, comfortable bloodstream where, buffaloes all, we once grazed in peace.  An idea that has caused me infinite sorrow, for not to belong to something enduring is the last agony.  But I am not a buffalo and I have no desire to be one, I am not even a spiritual buffalo.  I have slipped away to rejoin an older stream of consciousness, a race antecedent to the buffaloes, a race that will survive the buffalo.

      All things, all objects animate or inanimate that are different, are veined with ineradicable traits.  What is me is ineradicable, because it is different.  This is a skyscraper, as I said, but it is different from the usual skyscraper à l'américaine.  In this skyscraper there are no elevators, no seventy-third-storey windows to jump from.  If you get tired of climbing you are shit out of luck.  There is no slot directory in the main lobby.  If you are searching for somebody you will have to search.  If you want a drink you will have to go out and get it; there are no soda fountains in this building, and no cigar stores, and no telephone booths.  All the other skyscrapers have what you want! this one contains nothing but what I want, what I like.  And somewhere in this skyscraper Valeska has her being, and we're going to get to her when the spirit moves me.  For the time being she's all right, Valeska, seeing as how she's six feet under and by now perhaps picked clean by the worms.  When she was in the flesh she was picked clean too, by the human worms who have no respect for anything which has a different tint, a different odour.

      The sad thing about Valeska was the fact that she had nigger blood in her veins.  It was depressing for everybody around her.  She made you aware of it whether you wished to be or no.  The nigger blood, as I say, and the fact that her mother was a trollop.  The mother was white, of course.  Who the father was nobody knew, not even Valeska herself.

      Everything was going along smoothly until the day an officious little Jew from the vice-president's office happened to espy her.  He was horrified, so he informed me confidentially, to think that I had employed a coloured person as my secretary.  He spoke as though she might contaminate the messengers.  The next day I was put on the carpet.  It was exactly as though I had committed sacrilege.  Of course I pretended that I hadn't observed anything unusual about her, except that she was extremely intelligent and extremely capable.  Finally the president himself stepped in.  There was a short interview between him and Valeska during which he very diplomatically proposed to give her a better position in Havana.  No talk of the blood taint.  Simply that her services had been altogether remarkable and that they would like to promote her - to Havana.  Valeska came back to the office in a rage.  When she was angry she was magnificent.  She said she wouldn't budge.  Steve Romero and Hymie were there at the time and we all went out to dinner together.  During the course of the evening we got a bit tight.  Valeska's tongue was wagging.  On the way home she told me that she was going to put up a fight; she wanted to know if it would endanger my job.  I told her quietly that if she were fired I would quit too.  She pretended not to believe it at first.  I said I meant it, that I didn't care what happened.  She seemed to be unduly impressed; she took me by the two hands and she held them very gently, the tears rolling down her cheeks.

      That was the beginning of things.  I think it was the very next day that I slipped her a note saying that I was crazy about her.  She read the note sitting opposite me and when she was through she looked me square in the eye and said she didn't believe it.  But we went to dinner again that night and we had more to drink and we danced and while we were dancing she pressed herself against me lasciviously.  It was just the time, as luck would have it, that my wife was getting ready to have another abortion.  I was telling Valeska about it as we danced.  On the way home she suddenly said - "Why don't you let me lend you a hundred dollars?"  The next thing I brought her home to dinner and I let her hand the wife the hundred dollars.  I was amazed how well the two of them got along.  Before the evening was over it was agreed upon that Valeska would come to the house the day of the abortion and take care of the kid.  The day came and I gave Valeska the afternoon off.  About an hour after she had left I suddenly decided that I would take the afternoon off also.  I started toward the burlesque on Fourteenth Street.  When I was about a block from the theatre I suddenly changed my mind.  It was just the thought that if anything happened - if the wife were to kick off - I wouldn't feel so damned good having spent the afternoon at the burlesque.  I walked around a bit, in and out of the penny arcades, and then I started homeward. 

      It's strange how things turn out.  Trying to amuse the kid I suddenly remembered a trick my grandfather had shown me when I was a child.  You take the dominoes and you make tall battleships out of them; then you gently pull the tablecloth on which the battleships are floating until they come to the edge of the table when suddenly you give a brisk tug and they fall onto the floor.  We tried it over and over again, the three of us, until the kid got so sleepy that she toddled off to the next room and fell asleep.  The dominoes were lying all over the floor and the tablecloth was on the floor too.  Suddenly Valeska was leaning against the table, her tongue halfway down my throat, my hand between her legs.  As I laid her back on the table she twined her legs around me.  I could fell one of the dominoes under my feet - I thought of my grandfather sitting on the bench, the way he had warned my mother one day that I was too young to be reading so much, the pensive look in his eyes as he pressed the hot iron against the wet seam of a coat; I thought of the attack on San Juan Hill which the Rough Riders had made, the picture of Teddy charging at the head of his volunteers in the big book which I used to read beside the workbench; I thought of the battleship "Maine" that floated over my bed in the little room with the iron-barred window, and of Admiral Dewey and of Schley and Sampson; I thought of the trip to the Navy Yard which I never made because on the way my father suddenly remembered that we had to call on the doctor that afternoon and when I left the doctor's office I didn't have any more tonsils nor any more faith in human beings.... We had hardly finished when the bell rang and it was my wife coming home from the slaughterhouse.  I was still buttoning my fly as I went through the hall to open the gate.  She was as white as flour.  She looked as though she'd never be able to go through another one.  We put her to bed and then we gathered up the dominoes and put the tablecloth back on the table.  Just the other night in a bistro, as I was going to the toilet, I happened to pass two old fellows playing dominoes.  I had to stop a moment and pick up a domino.  The feeling of it immediately brought back the battleships, the clatter they made when they fell on the floor.  And with the battleships my lost tonsils and my faith in human beings gone.  So that every time I walked over the Brooklyn Bridge and looked down toward the Navy Yard I felt as though my guts were dropping out.  Way up there, suspended between the two shores, I felt always as though I were hanging over a void; up there everything that had ever happened to me seemed unreal, and worse than unreal - unnecessary.  Instead of joining me to life, to men, to the activity of men, the bridge seemed to break all connections.  If I walked toward the one shore or the other it made no difference: either way was hell.  Somehow I had managed to sever my connection with the world that human hands and human minds were creating.  Perhaps my grandfather was right, perhaps I was spoiled in the bud by the books I read.  But it is ages since books have claimed me.  For a long time now I have practically ceased to read.  But the taint is still there.  Now people are books to me.  I read them from cover to cover and toss them aside.  I devour them, one after the other.  And the more I read, the more insatiable I become.  There is no limit to it.  There could be no end, and there was none, until inside me a bridge began to form which united me again with the current of life from which as a child I had been separated.

      A terrible sense of desolation.  It hung over me for years.  If I were to believe in the stars I should have to believe that I was completely under the reign of Saturn.  Everything that happened to me happened too late to mean much to me.  It was even so with my birth.  Slated for Christmas I was born a half hour too late.  It always seemed to me that I was meant to be the sort of individual that one is destined to be by virtue of being born on the 25th day of December.  Admiral Dewey was born on that day and so was Jesus Christ ... perhaps Krishnamurti too, for all I know.  Anyway that's the sort of guy I was intended to be.  But due to the fact that my mother had a clutching womb, that she held me in her grip like an octopus, I came out under another configuration - with a bad setup in other words.  They say - the astrologers, I mean - that it will get better and better for me as I go on; the future, in fact, is supposed to be quite glorious.  But what do I care about the future?  It would have been better if my mother had tripped on the stairs the morning of the 25th December and broken her neck: that would have given me a fair start!  When I try to think, therefore, of where the break occurred I keep putting it back further and further, until there is no other way of accounting for it than by the retarded hour of birth.  Even my mother, with her caustic tongue, seemed to understand it somewhat.  "Always dragging behind, like a cow's tail" - that's how she characterized me.  But is it my fault that she held me locked inside her until the hour had passed?  Destiny had prepared me to be such and such a person; the stars were in the right conjunction and I was right with the stars and kicking to get out.  But I had no choice about the mother who was to deliver me.  Perhaps I was lucky not to have been born an idiot, considering all the circumstances.  One thing seems clear, however - and this is a hangover from the 25th - that I was born with a crucifixion complex.  That is, to be more precise, I was born a fanatic.  Fanatic!  I remember that word being hurled at me from early childhood on.  By my parents especially.  What is a fanatic?  One who believes passionately and acts desperately upon what he believes.  I was always believing in something and so getting into trouble.  The more my hands were slapped the more firmly I believed.  I believed - and the rest of the world did not!  If it were only a question of enduring punishment one could go on believing till the end; but the way of the world is more insidious than that.  Instead of being punished you are undermined, hollowed out, the ground taken from under your feet.  It isn't even treachery, what I have in mind.  Treachery is understandable and combatable.  No, it is something worse, something less than treachery.  It's a negativism that causes you to overreach yourself.  You are perpetually spending your energy in the act of balancing yourself.  You are seized with a sort of spiritual vertigo, you totter on the brink, your hair stands on end, you can't believe that beneath your feet lies an immeasurable abyss.  It comes about through excess of enthusiasm, through a passionate desire to embrace people, to show them your love.  The more you reach out toward the world the more the world retreats.  Nobody wants real love, real hatred.  Nobody wants you to put your hand in his sacred entrails - that's only for the priest in the hour of sacrifice.  While you live, while the blood's still warm, you are to pretend that there's no such thing as blood and no such thing as a skeleton beneath the covering of flesh.  Keep of the grass!  That's the motto by which people live.

      If you continue this balancing at the edge of the abyss long enough you become very very adept: no matter which way you are pushed you always right yourself.  Being in constant trim you develop a ferocious gaiety, an unnatural gaiety, I might say.  There are only two peoples in the world today who understand the meaning of such a statement - the Jews and the Chinese.  If it happens that you are neither of these you find yourself in a strange predicament.  You are always laughing at the wrong moment; you are considered cruel and heartless when in reality you are only tough and durable.  But if you would laugh when others laugh and weep when they weep then you must be prepared to die as they die and live as they live.  That means to be right and to get the worst of it at the same time.  It means to be dead while you are alive and alive only when you are dead.  In this company the world always wears a normal aspect, even under the most abnormal conditions.  Nothing is right or wrong but thinking makes it so.  You no longer believe in reality but in thinking.  And when you are pushed off the dead end your thoughts go with you and they are of no use to you.

      In a way, in a profound way, I mean, Christ was never pushed off the dead end.  At the moment when he was tottering and swaying, as if by a great recoil, the negative backwash rolled up and stayed his death.  The whole negative impulse of humanity seemed to coil up into a monstrous inert mass to create the human integer, the figure one, one and indivisible.  There was a resurrection which is inexplicable unless we accept the fact that men have always been willing and ready to deny their own destiny.  The earth rolls on, the stars roll on, but men, the great body of men which makes up the world, are caught in the image of the one and only one.

      If one isn't crucified, like Christ, if one manages to survive, to go on living above and beyond the sense of desperation and futility, then another curious thing happens.  It's as though one had actually died and actually been resurrected again; one lives a supernormal life, life the Chinese.  That is to say, one is unnaturally gay, unnaturally healthy, unnaturally indifferent.  The tragic sense is gone: one lives on like a flower, a rock, a tree, one with Nature and against Nature at the same time.  If your best friend dies you don't even bother to go to the funeral; if a man is run down by a streetcar right before your eyes you keep on walking just as though nothing had happened; if a war breaks out you let your friends go to the front but you yourself take no interest in the slaughter.  And so on and so on.  Life becomes a spectacle and, if you happen to be an artist, you record the passing show.  Loneliness is abolished, because all values, your own included, are destroyed.  Sympathy alone flourishes, but it is not a human sympathy, a limited sympathy - it is something monstrous and evil.  You care so little that you can afford to sacrifice yourself for anybody or anything.  At the same time your interest, your curiosity, develops at an outrageous pace.  This too is suspect, since it is capable of attaching you to a collar button just as well as to a cause.  There is no fundamental, unalterable difference between things: all is flux, all is perishable.  The surface of your being is constantly crumbling; within however you grow hard as a diamond.  And perhaps it is this hard, magnetic core inside you which attracts others to you willy-nilly.  One thing is certain, that when you die and are resurrected you belong to the earth and whatever is of the earth is your inalienably.  You become an anomaly of nature, a being without shadow; you will never die again but only pass away like the phenomena about you.

      Nothing of this which I am now recording was known to me at the time that I was going through the great change.  Everything I endured was in the nature of a preparation for that moment when, putting on my hat one evening, I walked out of the office, out of my hitherto private life, and sought the woman who was to liberate me from a living death.  In the light of this I look back now upon my nocturnal rambles through the streets of New York, the white nights when I walked in my sleep and saw the city in which I was born as one sees things in a mirage.  Often it was O'Rourke, the company detective, whom I accompanied through the silent streets.  Often the snow was on the ground and the air chill and frosty.  And O'Rourke talking interminably about thefts, about murders, about love, about human nature, about the Golden Age.  He had a habit, when he was well launched upon a subject, of stopping suddenly in the middle of the street and planting his heavy foot between mine so that I couldn't budge.  And then, seizing the lapel of my coat, he would bring his face to mine and talk into my eyes, each word boring in like the turn of a gimlet.  I can see again the two of us standing in the middle of the street at four in the morning, the wind howling, the snow blowing down, and O'Rourke oblivious of everything but the story he had to get off his chest.  Always as he talked I remember taking in the surroundings out of the corner of my eye, being aware not of what he was saying but of the two of us standing in Yorkville or on Allen Street or on Broadway.  Always it seemed a little crazy to me, the earnestness with which he recounted his banal murder stories in the midst of the greatest muddle of architecture that man had ever created.  While he was talking about fingerprints I might be taking stock of a coping or a cornice on a little red brick building just back of his black hat; I would get to thinking of the day the cornice had been installed, who might be the man who had designed it and why had he made it so ugly, so like every other lousy, rotten cornice which we had passed from the East Side up to Harlem and beyond Harlem, if we wanted to push on, beyond New York, beyond the Mississippi, beyond the Grand Canyon, beyond the Mojave Desert, everywhere in America where there are buildings for man and woman.  It seemed absolutely crazy to me that each day of my life I had to sit and listen to other people's stories, the banal tragedies of poverty and distress, of love and death, of yearning and disillusionment.  If, as it happened, there came to me each day at least fifty men, each pouring out his tale of woe, and with each one I had to be silent and "receive", it was only natural that at some point along the line I had to close my ears, had to harden my heart.  The tiniest little morsel was sufficient for me; I could chew on it and digest it for days and weeks.  Yet I was obliged to sit there and be inundated, to get out at night again and receive more, to sleep listening, to dream listening.  They streamed in from all over the world, from every stratum of society, speaking a thousand different tongues, worshipping different gods, obeying different laws and customs.  The tale of the poorest among them was a huge tome, and yet if each and every one were written out at length it might all be compressed to the size of the Ten Commandments, it might all be recorded on the back of a postage stamp, like the Lord's Prayer.  Each day I was so stretched that my hide seemed to cover the whole world; and when I was alone, when I was no longer obliged to listen, I shrank to the size of a pinpoint.  The greatest delight, and it was a rare one, was to walk the streets alone ... to walk the streets at night when no-one was abroad and to reflect on the silence that surrounded me.  Millions lying on their backs, dead to the world, their mouths wide open and nothing but snores emanating from them.  Walking amidst the craziest architecture every invented, wondering why and to what end, if every day from these wretched hovels or magnificent palaces there had to stream forth an army of men itching to unravel their tale of misery.  In a year, reckoning it modestly, I received twenty-five thousand tales; in two years fifty thousand; in four years it would be a hundred thousand; in ten years I would be stark mad.  Already I knew enough people to populate a good-sized town.  What a town it would be, if only they could be gathered together!  Would they want skyscrapers?  Would they want museums?  Would they want libraries?  Would they too build sewers and bridges and tracks and factories?  Would they make the same little cornices of tin, one like another, on, on, ad infinitum, from Battery Park to the Golden Bay?  I doubt it.  Only the lash of hunger could stir them.  The empty belly, the wild look in the eye, the fear, the fear of worse, driving them on.  One after the other, all the same, all goaded to desperation, out of the goad and whip of hunger building the loftiest skyscrapers, the most redoubtable dreadnoughts, making the finest steel, the flimsiest lace, the most delicate glassware.  Walking with O'Rourke and hearing nothing but theft, arson, rape, homicide was like listening to a little motif out of a grand symphony.  And just as one can whistle an air of Bach and be thinking of a woman he wants to sleep with,, so, listening to O'Rourke, I would be thinking of the moment when he would stop talking and say "what'll you have to eat?"  In the midst of the most gruesome murder I could think of the pork tenderloin which we would be sure to get at a certain place farther up the line, and wonder too what sort of vegetables they would have on the side to go with it, and whether I would order pie afterwards or a custard pudding.  It was the same when I slept with my wife now and then; while she was moaning and gibbering I might be wondering if she had emptied the grounds in the coffee pot, because she had the bad habit of letting things slide - the important things, I mean.  Fresh coffee was important - and fresh bacon with the eggs.  If she were knocked up again that would be bad, serious in a way, but more important than that was fresh coffee in the morning and the smell of bacon and eggs.  I could put up with heartbreaks and abortions and busted romances, but I had to have something under my belt to carry on, and I wanted something nourishing, something appetizing.  I felt exactly like Jesus Christ would have felt if he had been taken down from the cross and not permitted to die in the flesh.  I am sure that the shock of crucifixion would have been so great that he would have suffered a complete amnesia as regards humanity.  I am certain that after his wounds had healed he wouldn't have given a damn about the tribulations of mankind but would have fallen with the greatest relish upon a fresh cup of coffee and a slice of toast, assuming he could have had it.

      Whoever, through too great love, which is monstrous after all, dies of his misery, is born again to know neither love nor hate, but to enjoy.  And this joy of living, because it is unnaturally acquired, is a poison which eventually vitiates the whole world.  Whatever is created beyond the normal limits of human suffering, acts as a boomerang and brings about destruction.  At night the streets of New York reflect the crucifixion and death of Christ.  When the snow is on the ground and there is the utmost silence there comes out of the hideous buildings of New York a music of such sullen despair and bankruptcy as to make the flesh shrivel.  No stone was laid upon another with love or reverence; no street was laid for dance or joy.  One thing has been added to another in a mad scramble to fill the belly, and the streets smell of empty bellies and full bellies and bellies half full.  The streets smell of a hunger which has nothing to do with love; they smell of the belly which is insatiable and of the creations of the empty belly which are null and void.

      In this null and void, in this zero whiteness, I learned to enjoy a sandwich, or a collar button.  I could study a cornice or a coping with the greatest curiosity while pretending to listen to a tale of human woe.  I can remember the dates on certain buildings and the names of the architects who designed them.  I can remember the temperature and the velocity of the wind, standing at a certain corner; the tale that accompanied it is gone.  I can remember that I was even then remembering something else, and I can tell you what it was that I was then remembering, but of what use?  There was one man in me which had died and all that was left were his remembrances; there was another man who was alive, and that man was supposed to be me, myself, but he was alive only as a tree is alive, or a rock, or a beast of the field.  Just as the city itself had become a huge tomb in which men struggled to earn a decent death, so my own life came to resemble a tomb which I was constructing out of my own death.  I was walking around in a stone forest the centre of which was chaos; sometimes in the dead centre, in the very heart of chaos, I danced or drank myself silly, or I made love, or I befriended someone, or I planned a new life, but it was all chaos, all stone, and all hopeless and bewildering.  Until the time when I would encounter a force strong enough to whirl me out of this mad stone forest no life would be possible for me nor could one page be written which would have meaning.  Perhaps in reading this, one has still the impression of chaos but this is written from a live centre and what is chaotic is merely peripheral, the tangential shreds, as it were, of a world which no longer concerns me.  Only a few months ago I was standing in the streets of New York looking about me as years ago I had looked about me; again I found myself studying the architecture, studying the minute details which only the dislocated eye takes in.  But this time it was like coming down from Mars.  What race of men is this, I asked myself.  What does it mean?  And there was no remembrance of suffering or of the life that was snuffed out in the gutter, only that I was looking upon a strange and incomprehensible world, a world so removed from me that I had the sensation of belonging to another planet.  From the top of the Empire State Building I looked down one night upon the city which I knew from below: there they were, in true perspective, the human ants which whom I had crawled, the human lice with whom I had struggled.  They were moving along at a snail's pace, each one doubtless fulfilling his microcosmic destiny.  In their fruitless desperation they had reared this colossal edifice which was their pride and boast.  And from the topmost ceiling of this colossal edifice they had suspended a string of cages in which the imprisoned canaries warbled their senseless warble.  At the very summit of their ambition there were these little spots of beings warbling away for dear life.  In a hundred years, I thought to myself, perhaps they would be caging live human beings, gay, demented ones, who would sing about the world to come.  Perhaps they would breed a race of warblers who would warble while the others worked.  Perhaps in every cage there would be a poet or a musician so that life below might flow on unimpeded, one with the stone, one with the forest, a rippling creaking chaos of null and void.  In a thousand years they might all be demented, workers and poets alike, and everything fall back to ruin as has happened again and again.  Another thousand years, or five thousand, or ten thousand, exactly where I am standing now to survey the scene, a little boy may open a book in a tongue as yet unheard of and about this life now passing, a life which the man who wrote the book never experienced, a life with deducted form and rhythm, with beginning and end, and the boy on closing the book will think to himself what a great race the Americans were, what a marvellous life there had once been on this continent which he is now inhabiting.  But no race to come, except perhaps the race of blind poets, will ever be able to imagine the seething chaos out of which this future history was composed.

      Chaos!  A howling chaos!  No need to choose a particular day.  And day of my life - back there - would suit.  Every day of my life, my tiny, microcosmic life, was a reflection of the outer chaos.  Let me think back.... At seven-thirty the alarm went off.  I didn't bounce out of bed.  I lay there till eight-thirty, trying the gain a little more sleep.  Sleep - how could I sleep?  In the back of my mind was an image of the office where I was already due.  I could see Hymie arriving at eight sharp, the switchboard already buzzing with demands for help, the applicants climbing up the wide wooden stairway, the strong smell of camphor from the dressing room.  Why get up and repeat yesterday's song and dance?  As fast as I hired them they dropped out.  Working my balls off and not even a clean shirt to wear.  Mondays I got my allowance from the wife - carfare and lunch money.  I was always in debt to her and she was in debt to the grocer, the butcher, the landlord, and so on.  I couldn't be bothered shaving - there wasn't time enough.  I put on the torn shirt, gobble up the breakfast, and borrow a nickel for the subway.  If she were in a bad mood I would swindle the money from the newsdealer at the subway.  I get to the office out of breath, an hour behind time and a dozen calls to make before I even talk to an applicant.  While I make one call there are three other calls waiting to be answered.  I use two telephones at once.  The switchboard is buzzing.  Hymie is sharpening his pencils between calls.  McGovern the doorman is standing at my elbow to give me a word of advice about one of the applicants, probably a crook, who is trying to sneak back under a false name.  Behind me the cards and ledgers containing the name of every applicant who had ever passed through the machine.  The bad ones are starred in red ink; some of them have six aliases after their names.  Meanwhile the room is crawling like a hive.  The room stinks with sweat, dirty feet, old uniforms, camphor, Lysol, bad breaths.  Half of them will have to be turned away - not that we don't need them, but that even under the worst conditions they just won't do.  The man in front of my desk, standing at the rail with palsied hands and bleary eyes, is an ex-mayor of New York City.  He's seventy now and would be glad to take anything.  He has wonderful letters of recommendation, but we can't take anyone over forty-five years of age.  Forty-five in New York is the deadline.  The telephone rings and it's a smooth secretary from the Y.M.C.A.  Wouldn't I make an exception for a boy who has just walked into his office - a boy who was in the reformatory for a year or so.  What did he do?  He tried to rape his sister.  An Italian, of course.  O'Mara, my assistant, is putting an applicant through the third degree.  He suspects him of being an epileptic.  Finally he succeeds and for good measure the boy throws a fit right there in the office.  One of the women faints.  A beautiful looking young woman with a handsome fur around her neck is trying to persuade me to take her on.  She's a whore clean through and I know if I put her on there'll be hell to pay.  She wants to work in a certain building uptown - because it is near home, she says.  Nearing lunch time and a few cronies are beginning to drop in.  They sit around watching me work, as if it were a vaudeville performance.  Kronski, the medical student, arrives; he says one of the boys I've just hired has Parkinson's disease.  I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to go to the toilet.  All the telegraph operators, all the managers, suffer from haemorrhoids, so O'Rourke tells me.  He's been having electrical massages for the last two years, but nothing works.  Lunch time and there are six of us at the table.  Some one will have to pay for me, as usual.  We gulp it down and rush back.  More calls to make, more applicants to interview.  The vice-president is raising hell because we can't keep the force up to normal.  Every paper in New York and for twenty miles outside New York carries long ads demanding help.  All the schools have been canvassed for part-time messengers.  All the charity bureaus and relief societies have been invoked.  They drop out like flies.  Some of them don't even last an hour.  It's a human flour mill.  And the saddest thing about it is that it's totally unnecessary.  But that's not my concern.  Mine is to do or die, as Kipling says.  I plug on, through one victim after another, the telephone ringing like mad, the place smelling more and more vile, the holes getting bigger and bigger.  Each one is a human being asking for a crust of bread; I have his height, weight, colour, religion, education, experience, etc.  All the data will go into a ledger to be filed alphabetically and then chronologically.  Names and dates.  Fingerprints too, if we had the time for it.  So that what?  So that the American people may enjoy the fastest form of communication known to man, so that they may sell their wares more quickly, so that the moment you drop dead in the street your next of kin may be apprised immediately, that is to say, within an hour, unless the messenger to whom the telegram is entrusted decides to throw up the job and throw the whole batch of telegrams in the garbage can.  Twenty million Christmas blanks, all wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, from the directors and president and vice-president of the Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company, and maybe the telegram reads "Mother dying, come at once," but the clerk is too busy to notice the message and if you sue for damages, spiritual damages, there is a legal department trained expressly to meet such emergencies and so you can be sure that your mother will die and you will have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year just the same.  The clerk, of course, will be fired and after a month or so he will come back for a messenger's job and he will be taken on and put on the night shift near the docks where nobody will recognize him, and his wife will come with the brats to thank the general manager, or perhaps the vice-president himself, for the kindness and consideration shown.  And then one day everybody will be heartily surprised that said messenger robbed the till and O'Rourke will be asked to take the night train for Cleveland or Detroit and to track him down even if it costs ten thousand dollars.  And then the vice-president will issue an order that no more Jews are to be hired, but after three or four days he will let up a bit because there are nothing but Jews coming for the job.  And because it's getting so very tough and the timber so damned scarce I'm on the point of hiring a midget from the circus and I probably would have hired him if he hadn't broken down and confessed that he was a she.  And to make it worse Valeska takes "it" under her wing, takes "it" home that night and under pretence of sympathy gives "it" a thorough examination, including a vaginal exploration with the index finger of the right hand.  And the midget becomes very amorous and finally very jealous.  It's a trying day and on the way home I bump into the sister of one of my friends and she insists on taking me to dinner.  After dinner we go to a movie and in the dark we begin to play with each other and finally it gets to such a point that we leave the movie and go back to the office where I lay her on the zinc-covered table in the dressing room.  And when I get home, a little after midnight, there's a telephone call from Valeska and she wants me to hop into the subway immediately and come to her house, it's very urgent.  It's an hour's ride and I'm dead weary, but she said it was urgent and so I'm on the way.  And when I get there I meet her cousin, a rather attractive young woman, who, according to her own story, has just had an affair with a strange man because she was tired of being a virgin.  And what was all the fuss about?  Why this, that in her eagerness she had forgotten to take the usual precautions, and maybe now she was pregnant and then what?  They wanted to know what I thought should be done and I said: "Nothing."  And then Valeska takes me aside and she asks me if I wouldn't care to sleep with her cousin, to break her in, as it were, so that there wouldn't be a repetition of that sort of thing.

      The whole thing was cockeyed and we were all laughing hysterically and then we began to drink - the only thing they had in the house was kümmel and it didn't take much to put us under.  And then it got more cockeyed because the two of them began to paw me and neither one would let the other do anything.  The result was I undressed them both and put them to bed and they fell asleep in each other's arms.  And when I walked out, toward 5 A.M., I discovered I didn't have a cent in my pocket and I tried to bum a nickel from a taxi driver but nothing doing so finally I took off my furlined overcoat and I gave it to him - for a nickel.  When I got home my wife was awake and sore as hell because I had stayed out so long.  We had a hot discussion and finally I lost my temper and I clouted her and she fell on the floor and began to weep and sob and then the kid woke up and hearing the wife bawling she got frightened and began to scream at the top of her lungs.  The girl upstairs came running down to see what was the matter.  She was in her kimono and her hair was hanging down her back.  In the excitement she got close to me and things happened without either of us intending anything to happen.  We put the wife to bed with a wet towel around her forehead and while the girl upstairs was bending over I stood behind her and lifting her kimono I got it into her and she stood there a long time talking a lot of foolish, soothing nonsense.  Finally I climbed into bed with the wife and to my utter amazement she began to cuddle up to me and without saying a word we locked horns and we stayed that way until dawn.  I should have been worn out, but instead I was wide-awake, and I lay there beside her planning to take the day off and look up the whore with the beautiful fur whom I was talking to earlier in the day.  After that I began to think about another woman, the wife of one of my friends who always twitted me about my indifference.  And then I began to think about one after the other - all those whom I had passed up for one reason or another - until finally I fell sound asleep and in the midst of it I had a wet dream.  At seven-thirty the alarm went off as usual and as usual I looked at my torn shirt hanging over the chair and I said to myself what's the use and I turned over.  At eight o'clock the telephone rang and it was Hymie.  Better get over quickly, he said, because there's a strike on.  And that's how it went, day after day, and there was no reason for it, except that the whole country was cockeyed and what I relate was going on everywhere, either on a smaller scale or a larger scale, but the same thing everywhere, because it was all chaos and all meaningless.

      It went on and on that way, day in and day out for almost five solid years.  The continent itself perpetually wracked by cyclones, tornadoes, tidal waves, droughts, blizzards, heat waves, pests, strikes, hold-ups, assassinations, suicides ... a continuous fever and torment, an eruption, a whirlpool.  I was like a man sitting in a lighthouse: below me the wild waves, the rocks, the reefs, the debris of shipwrecked fleets.  I could give the danger signal but I was powerless to avert catastrophe.  I breathed danger and catastrophe.  At times the sensation of it was so strong that it belched like fire from my nostrils.  I longed to be free of it all and yet I was irresistibly attracted.  I was violent and phlegmatic at the same time.  I was like the lighthouse itself - secure in the midst of the most turbulent sea.  Beneath me was solid rock, the same shelf of rock on which the towering skyscrapers were reared.  My foundations went deep into the earth and the armature of my body was made of steel riveted with hot bolts.  Above all I was an eye, a huge searchlight which scoured far and wide, which revolved ceaselessly, pitilessly.  This eye so wide-awake seemed to have made all my other faculties dormant; all my powers were used up in the effort to see, to take in the drama of the world.

      If I longed for destruction it was merely that this eye might be extinguished.  I longed for an earthquake, for some cataclysm of nature which would plunge the lighthouse into the sea.  I wanted a metamorphosis, a change to fish, to leviathan, to destroyer.  I wanted the earth to open up, to swallow everything in one engulfing yawn.  I wanted to see the city buried fathoms deep in the bosom of the sea.  I wanted to sit in a cave and read by candlelight.  I wanted that eye extinguished so that I might have a chance to know my own body, my own desires.  I wanted to be alone for a thousand years in order to reflect on what I had seen and heard - and in order to forget.  I wanted something of the earth which was not of man's doing, something absolutely divorced from the human of which I was surfeited.  I wanted something purely terrestrial and absolutely divested of idea.  I wanted to feel the blood running back into my veins, even at the cost of annihilation.  I wanted to shake the stone and the light out of my system.  I wanted the dark fecundity of nature, the deep well of the womb, silence, or else the lapping of the black waters of death.  I wanted to be that night which the remorseless eye illuminated, a night diapered with stars and trailing comets.  To be of night so frighteningly silent, so utterly incomprehensible and eloquent at the same time.  Never more to speak or to listen or to think.  To be englobed and encompassed and to encompass and to englobe at the same time.  No more pity, no more tenderness.  To be human only terrestrially, like a planet or a worm or a brook.  To be decomposed, divested of light and stone, variable as the molecule, durable as the atom, heartless as the earth itself.