I
STATELY, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a
razor lay crossed. A yellow
dressing-gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind
him by the mild morning air. He held the
bowl aloft and intoned:
- Introibo ad altare Dei.
Halted, he peered
down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:
- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you
fearful jesuit.
Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced
about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the
awaking mountains. Then, catching sight
of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made
rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus,
displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked
coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and
at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like
pale oak.
Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl
smartly.
- Back to barracks,
he said sternly.
He added in a
preacher's tone:
- For this, O dearly
beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music,
please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about
those white corpuscles. Silence, all.
He peered sideways
up and gave a long low whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention,
his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill
whistles answered through the calm.
- Thanks, old chap,
he cried briskly. That will do
nicely. Switch off the current, will
you?
He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering about
his legs the loose folds of his gown.
The plump shadowed face and sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron
of arts in the middle ages. A pleasant
smile broke quietly over his lips.
- The mockery of it,
he said gaily. Your
absurd name, an ancient Greek.
He pointed his
finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet, laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus
stepped up, followed him wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as he propped his mirror on the
parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and neck.
Buck Mulligan's gay voice went on:
- My name is absurd
too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But
it has a Hellenic ring, hasn't it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself. We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork
out twenty quid?
He laid the brush
aside and, laughing with delight, cried:
- Will he come? The jejune jesuit.
Ceasing, he began to
shave with care.
- Tell me, Mulligan,
Stephen said quietly.
- Yes, my love?
- How long is Haines
going to stay in this tower?
Buck Mulligan showed
a shaven cheek over his right shoulder.
- God, isn't he
dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon. He thinks you're not a gentleman. God, these bloody English. Bursting with money and
indigestion. Because
he comes from
He shaved warily
over his chin.
- He was raving all
night about a black panther, Stephen said.
Where is his guncase?
- A wo(e)ful lunatic, Mulligan said.
Were you in a funk?
- I was, Stephen
said with energy and growing fear. Out
here in the dark with a man I don't know raving and moaning to himself about
shooting a black panther. You saved men
from drowning. I'm not a hero,
however. If he stays on here I am off.
Buck Mulligan
frowned at the lather on his razorblade.
He hopped down from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets
hastily.
- Scutter, he cried thickly.
He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen's upper pocket,
said:
- Lend us a loan of
your noserag to wipe my razor.
Stephen suffered him
to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a dirty crumpled
handkerchief. Buck Mulligan wiped the
razorblade neatly. Then, gazing over the
handkerchief, he said:
- The bard's noserag. A new art
colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. You can almost taste it, can't you?
He mounted to the
parapet again and gazed out over Dublin bay, his fair oakpale
hair stirring slightly.
- God, he said
quietly. Isn't the sea what Algy calls it: a grey sweet mother? The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea. Epi oinopa ponton.
Ah, Dedalus, the Greeks. I must teach you. You must read them in the original. Thalatta! Thalatta! She is our great sweet
mother. Come and look.
Stephen stood up and
went over to the parapet. Leaning on it
he looked down on the water and on the mailboat
clearing the harbour mouth of Kingstown.
- Our mighty mother,
Buck Mulligan said.
He turned abruptly
his great searching eyes from the sea to Stephen's face.
- The aunt thinks
you killed your mother, he said. That's
why she won't let me have anything to do with you.
Someone killed her,
Stephen said gloomily.
- You could have
knelt down, damn it, Kinch, when your
dying mother asked you, Buck Mulligan said.
I'm hyperborean as much as you.
But to think of your mother begging you with her last breath
to kneel down and pray for her. And you
refused. There is something sinister in you ...
He broke off and
lathered again lightly his farther cheek.
A tolerant smile curled his lips.
- But a lovely
mummer, he murmured to himself. Kinch, the
loveliest mummer of them all.
He shaved evenly and
with care, in silence, seriously.
Stephen, an elbow
rested on the jagged granite, leaned his palm against his brow and gazed at the
fraying edge of his shiny black coat-sleeve.
Pain, that was not yet the pain of love, fretted his heart. Silently, in a dream she had come to him
after her death, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes
giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her breath, that had bent upon him,
mute, reproachful, a faint odour of wetted ashes. Across the threadbare cuffedge
he saw the sea hailed as a great sweet mother by the wellfed
voice beside him. The ring of bay and
skyline held a dull green mass of liquid.
A bowl of white china had stood beside her deathbed holding the green
sluggish bile which she had torn up from her rotting liver by fits of loud
groaning vomiting.
Buck Mulligan wiped
again his razorblade.
- Ah, poor dogsbody,
he said in a kind voice. I must give you
a shirt and a few noserags. How are the secondhand
breeks?
- They fit well
enough, Stephen answered.
Buck Mulligan
attacked the hollow beneath his underlip.
- The mockery of it,
he said contentedly, secondleg they should be. God knows what poxy
bowsy left them off.
I have a lovely pair with a hair stripe, grey. You'll look spiffing
in them. I'm not joking, Kinch. You look damn
well when you're dressed.
- Thanks, Stephen
said. I can't wear them if they are
grey.
- He can't wear
them, Buck Mulligan told his face in the mirror. Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey
trousers.
He folded his razor
neatly and with stroking palps of fingers felt the
smooth skin.
Stephen turned his
gaze from the sea and to the plump face with its smokeblue
mobile eyes.
- That fellow I was
with in the Ship last night, said Buck Mulligan, says you have g.p.i. He's up in Dottyville with Conolly Norman. General paralysis of the
insane.
He swept the mirror
a half circle in the air to flash the tidings abroad in sunlight now radiant on
the sea. His curling
shaven lips laughed and the edges of his white glittering teeth. Laughter seized all his
strong wellknit trunk.
- Look at yourself,
he said, you dreadful bard.
Stephen bent forward
and peered at the mirror held out to him, cleft by a crooked crack, hair on
end. As he and others see me. Who chose this face for me? This dogsbody to rid of
vermin. It asks me too.
- I pinched it out
of the skivvy's room, Buck Mulligan said. It does her all right. The aunt always keeps plainlooking
servants for Malachi. Lead him not into
temptation. And her name is Ursula.
Laughing again, he
brought the mirror away from Stephen's peering eyes.
- The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror, he said. If Wilde were only alive to
see you.
Drawing back and
pointing, Stephen said with bitterness:
- It is a symbol of
Irish art. The cracked
lookingglass of a servant.
Buck Mulligan
suddenly linked his arm in Stephen's and walked with him round the tower, his
razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where he had thrust them.
- It's not fair to
tease you like that, Kinch, is it? he
said kindly. God knows you have more
spirit than any of them.
Parried
again. He fears the lancet of my
art as I fear that of his. The cold steelpen.
- Cracked lookingglass of a servant.
Tell that to the oxy chap downstairs and touch him for a guinea. He's stinking with money and thinks you're
not a gentleman. His old fellow made his
tin by selling jalap to Zulus or some bloody swindle or other. God, Kinch, if you
and I could only work together we might do something for the island. Hellenise it.
Cranly's arm. His arm.
- And to think of
your having to beg from these swine. I'm
the only one that knows what you are.
Why don't you trust me more? What
have you up your nose against me? Is it
Haines? If he makes any noise here I'll
bring down Seymour and we'll give him a ragging worse than they gave Clive Kempthorpe.
Young shouts of
moneyed voices in Clive Kempthorpe's rooms. Palefaces: they hold their ribs with
laughter, one clasping another, O, I shall expire! Break the news to her gently, Aubrey! I shall die!
With slit ribbons of his shirt whipping the air he hops and hobbles
round the table, with trousers down at heels, chased by Ades
of Magdalen with the tailor's shears. A scared calf's face gilded with
marmalade. I don't want to be
debagged! Don't you play the giddy ox
with me!
Shouts
from the open window startling evening in the quadrangle. A deaf gardener, aproned,
masked with Matthew Arnold's face, pushes his mower on the sombre lawn watching
narrowly the dancing motes of grasshalms.
To
ourselves ... new paganism ... omphalos.
- Let him stay,
Stephen said. There's nothing wrong with
him except at night.
- Then what is it?
Buck Mulligan asked impatiently. Cough
it up. I'm quite frank with you. What have you against me now?
They halted, looking
towards the blunt cape of Bray Head that lay on the water like the snout of a
sleeping whale. Stephen freed his arm
quietly.
- Do you wish me to
tell you? he asked.
- Yes, what is it?
Buck Mulligan answered. I don't remember
anything.
He looked in Stephen's
face as he spoke. A light wind passed
his brow, fanning softly his fair uncombed hair and stirring silver points of
anxiety in his eyes.
Stephen, depressed
by his own voice, said:
- Do you remember
the first day I went to your house after my mother's death?
Buck Mulligan
frowned quickly and said:
What? Where?
I can't remember anything. I
remember only ideas and sensations. Why? What happened in the name of God?
- You were making
tea, Stephen said, and I went across the landing to get more hot water. Your mother and some visitor came out of the drawingroom. She
asked you who was in your room.
- Yes? Buck Mulligan
said. What did I say? I forget.
- You said, Stephen
answered, O, it's only Dedalus
whose mother is beastly dead.
A flush which made
him seem younger and more engaging rose to Buck Mulligan's
cheek.
- Did I say that? he asked. Well? What harm is that?
He shook his
constraint from him nervously.
- And what is death,
he asked, your mother's or yours or my own?
You saw only your mother die. I
see them pop off every day in the Mater and Richmond and cut up into tripes in the dissecting room. It's a beastly thing and nothing else. It simply doesn't matter. You wouldn't kneel down and pray for your
mother on her deathbed she asked you.
Why? Because you have the cursed jesuit strain in you, only it's injected the wrong
way. To me it's all a mockery and
beastly. Her cerebral lobes are not
functioning. She calls the doctor Sir
Peter Teazle and picks buttercups off the quilt. Humour her till it's over. You crossed her last wish in death and yet
you sulk with me because I don't whinge like some hired mute from Lalouette's.
Absurd! I suppose I did say
it. I didn't mean to offend the memory
of your mother.
He had spoken himself
into boldness. Stephen, shielding the
gaping wounds which the words had left in his heart, said very coldly:
- I am not thinking
of the offence to my mother.
- Of what, then?
Buck Mulligan asked.
- Of the offence to
me, Stephen answered.
Buck Mulligan swung
round on his heel.
- O, an impossible
person! he exclaimed.
He walked off
quickly round the parapet. Stephen stood
at his post, gazing over the calm sea towards the headland. Sea and headland now grew dim. Pulses were beating in his eyes, veiling
their sight, and he felt the fever of his cheeks.
A voice within the
tower called loudly:
- Are you up there,
Mulligan?
- I'm coming, Buck
Mulligan answered.
He turned towards
Stephen and said:
- Look at the
sea. What does it care about offences? Chuck Loyola, Kinch,
and come on down. The Sassenach wants
his morning rashers.
His head halted
again for a moment at the top of the staircase, level with the roof.
- Don't mope over it
all day, he said. I'm inconsequent. Give up the moody brooding.
His head vanished
but the drone of his descending voice boomed out of the stairhead:
And no more turn
aside and brood
Upon love's bitter
mystery
For Fergus rules the brazen cars.
Woodshadows
floated silently by through the morning peace from the stairhead
seaward where he gazed. Inshore and
farther out the mirror of water whitened, spurned by lightshod
hurrying feet. White
breast of the dim sea. The
twining stresses, two by two. A hand
plucking the harpstrings merging their twining cords. Wavewhite wedded
words shimmering on the dim tide.
A cloud began to
cover the sun slowly, shadowing the bay in deeper green. It lay behind him, a bowl of bitter
waters. Fergus' song: I sang it alone in
the house, holding down the long dark chords.
Her door was open: she wanted to hear my music. Silent with awe and pity I went to her
bedside. She was crying in her wretched
bed. For those words, Stephen: love's
bitter mystery.
Where now?
Her secrets: old
feather fans, tasselled dancecards, powdered with
musk, a gaud of amber beads in her locked drawer. A birdcage hung in the sunny window of her
house when she was a girl. She heard old
Royce sing in the pantomime of Turko the terrible and
laughed with other when he sang:
I am the boy
That can enjoy
Invisibility.
Phantasmal
mirth, folded away: muskperfumed.
And no more turn aside and brood.
Folded
away in the memory of nature with her toys. Memories beset with brooding brain. Her glass of water from the
kitchen tap when she had approached the sacrament. A cored apple, filled with brown sugar,
roasting for her at the hob on a dark autumn evening. Her shapely fingernails reddened by the blood
of squashed lice from the children's shirts.
In a dream,
silently, she had come to him, her wasted body within its loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her
breath bent over him with mute secret words, a faint
odour of wetted ashes.
Her
glazing eyes, staring out of death, to shake and bend my soul. On me alone. The ghostcandle
to light her agony. Ghostly light on the tortured face. Her hoarse loud breath rattling in horror,
while all prayed on their knees. Her eyes on me to strike me down. Liliata rutilantium te
confessorum turma circumdet: iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat.
Ghoul! Chewer of corpses!
No, mother. Let me be and let me live.
- Kinch ahoy!
Buck Mulligan's voice sang from within the tower. It came nearer up the staircase, calling
again. Stephen, still
trembling at his soul's cry, heard warm running sunlight and in the air behind
him friendly words.
- Dedalus, come down, like a good mosey. Breakfast is ready. Haines is apologizing for waking us last
night. It's all right.
- I'm coming,
Stephen said, turning.
- Do, for Jesus' sake,
Buck Mulligan said. For
my sake and for all our sakes.
His head disappeared
and reappeared.
- I told him your
symbol of Irish art. He says it's very
clever. Touch him for a quid, will
you? A guinea, I mean.
- I get paid this
morning, Stephen said.
- The school kip?
Buck Mulligan said. How much? Four quid? Lend us one.
- If you want it,
Stephen said.
- Four shining
sovereigns, Buck Mulligan cried with delight.
We'll have a glorious drunk to astonish the druidy
druids. Four
omnipotent sovereigns.
He flung up his
hands and tramped down the stone stairs, singing out of tune with a Cockney
accent:
O, won't we have
a merry time
Drinking whisky, beer and wine,
On Coronation,
Coronation day?
O, won't we have a merry time
On coronation day?
Warm
sunshine merrying over the sea. The nickel shavingbowl
shone, forgotten, on the parapet. Why
should I bring it down? Or leave it
there all day, forgotten friendship?
He went over to it,
held it in his hands awhile, feeling its coolness, smelling the clammy slaver
of the lather in which the brush was stuck.
So I carried the boat of incense then at Clongowes. I am another now and yet the same. A servant too. A server of a servant.
In the gloomy domed livingroom of the tower Buck Mulligan's
gowned form moved briskly about the hearth to and fro, hiding and revealing its
yellow glow. Two shafts of soft daylight
fell across the flagged floor from the high barbicans: and at the meeting of
their rays a cloud of coalsmoke and fumes of fried
grease floated, turning.
- We'll, be choked,
Buck Mulligan said. Haines,
open that door, will you?
Stephen laid the shavingbowl on the locker.
A tall figure rose from the hammock where it had been sitting, went to
the doorway and pulled open the inner doors.
- Have you the key? a voice asked.
- Dedalus has it, Buck Mulligan said. Janey Mack, I'm
choked. He howled without looking up
from the fire:
- Kinch!
- It's in the lock,
Stephen said, coming forward.
The key scraped
round harshly twice and, when the heavy door had been set ajar, welcome light
and bright air entered. Haines stood at
the doorway, looking out. Stephen haled
his upended valise to the table and sat down to wait. Buck Mulligan tossed the fry on to the dish
beside him. Then he carried the dish and
a large teapot over to the table, set them down heavily and sighed with relief.
- I'm melting, he
said, as the candle remarked when ... But hush.
Not a word more on that subject. Kinch, wake up. Bread, butter, honey.
Haines, come in. The grub is
ready. Bless us, O Lord, and these thy
gifts. Where's the sugar? O, jay, there's no milk.
Stephen fetched the
loaf and the pot of honey and the buttercooler from
the locker. Buck Mulligan sat down in a
sudden pet.
- What sort of a kip
is this? he said.
I told her to come after eight.
- We can drink it
black, Stephen said. There's a lemon in
the locker.
- O, damn you and your
Haines came in from
the doorway and said quietly:
- That woman is
coming up with the milk.
- The blessings of
God on you, Buck Mulligan cried, jumping up from his chair. Sit down.
Pour out the tea there. The sugar
is in the bag. Here, I can't go fumbling
at the damned eggs. He hacked through
the fry on the dish and slapped it out on three plates, saying:
- In nomine Patris
et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
Haines sat down to
pour out the tea.
- I'm giving you two
lumps each, he said. but,
I say, Mulligan, you do make strong tea, don't you?
Buck Mulligan,
hewing thick slices from the loaf, said in an old woman's wheedling voice:
- When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes
water I makes water.
- By Jove, it is
tea, Haines said.
Buck Mulligan went
on hewing and wheedling:
- So I do, Mrs Cahill, says she. Begob, ma'am, says
Mrs Cahill, Godsend you don't make them in the one
pot.
He lunged towards
his messmates in turn a thick slice of bread, impaled on his knife.
- That's folk, he
said very earnestly, for your book, Haines.
Five lines of text and ten pages of notes about the
folk and the fishgods of Dundrum. Printed by the weird
sisters in the year of the big wind.
He turned to Stephen
and asked in a fine puzzled voice, lifting his brows:
Can you recall, brother,
is mother Grogan's tea and water pot spoken of in the Mabinogion
or is it in the Upanishads?
- I doubt it, said
Stephen gravely.
- Do you now? Buck
Mulligan said in the same tone. Your
reasons, pray?
- I fancy, Stephen
said as he ate, it did not exist in or out of the Mabinogion. Mother Grogan was, one imagines, a kinswoman
of Mary Ann.
Buck Mulligan's face smiled with delight.
Charming, he said in
a finical sweet voice, showing his white teeth and blinking his eyes
pleasantly. Do you think she was? Quite charming.
Then, suddenly overclouding all his features, he growled in a hoarsened
rasping voice as he hewed again vigorously at the loaf:
-
For old Mary Ann
She doesn't care a damn,
But, hising up her petticoats ...
He crammed his mouth
with fry and munched and droned.
The doorway was
darkened by an entering form.
- The milk, sir.
- Come in, ma'am,
Mulligan said. Kinch,
get the jug.
An old woman came
forward and stood by Stephen's elbow.
- That's a lovely
morning, sir, she said. Glory be to God.
- to
whom? Mulligan said, glancing at her.
Ah, to be sure.
Stephen reached back
and took the milkjug from the locker.
- The islanders,
Mulligan said to Haines casually, speak frequently of the collector of
prepuces.
- How much, sir? asked the old woman.
- A quart, Stephen
said.
He watched her pour
into the measure and thence into the jug rich white milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps. She
poured again a measureful and a tilly. Old and
secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe a messenger. She praised the goodness of the milk, pouring
it out. Crouching by a
patient cow at daybreak in the lush field, a witch on her toadstool, her
wrinkled fingers quick at the squirting dugs. They lowed about her whom they knew, dewsilky cattle.
Silk of the kine and poor old woman, names
given her in old times. A wandering crone, lowly form of an immortal serving her conqueror
and her gay betrayer, their common cuckquean, a
messenger from the secret morning.
To serve or to upbraid, whether he could not tell: but
scorned to beg her favour.
- It is indeed,
ma'am, Buck Mulligan said, pouring milk into their cups.
Taste it, sir, she
said.
He drank at her
bidding.
- If we could only
love on good food like that, he said to her somewhat loudly. Living in a bogswamp,
eating cheap food and the streets paved with dust, horsedung
and consumptives' spits.
- Are you a medical
student, sir? the old woman asked.
- I am ma'am, Buck
Mulligan answered.
Stephen listened in
scornful silence. She bows her old head
to a voice that speaks to her loudly, her bonesetter, her medicineman;
me she slights. To the voice that will
shrive and oil for the grave all there is of her but her woman's unclean loins,
of man's flesh made not in God's likeness, the serpent's prey. And to the loud voice that now bids her be
silent with wondering unsteady eyes.
- Do you understand
what he says? Stephen asked her.
- Is it French you
are talking, sir? the old woman said to Haines.
Haines spoke to her
again a longer speech, confidently.
- Irish, Buck
Mulligan said. Is there Gaelic on you?
- I thought it was
Irish, she said, by the sound of it. Are
you from west, sir?
- I am an
Englishman, Haines answered.
- He's English, Buck
Mulligan said, and he thinks we ought to speak Irish in Ireland.
- Sure we ought to,
the old woman said, and I'm ashamed I don't speak the language myself. I'm told it's a grand language by them that knows.
- Grand is no name
for it, said Buck Mulligan. Wonderful entirely.
Fill us out some more tea, Kinch. Would you like a cup,
ma'am?
- No, thank you,
sir, the old woman said, slipping the ring of the milkcan
on her forearm and about to go.
Haines said to her:
- Have you your
bill? We had better pay her, Mulligan,
hadn't we?
Stephen filled the
three cups.
- Bill, sir? she said, halting.
Well, it's seven mornings a pint at twopence is seven twos is a shilling and twopence over and these three mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is a shilling and one and two is
two and two, sir.
Buck Mulligan sighed
and having filled his mouth with a crust thickly buttered on both sides,
stretched forth his legs and began to search his trouser pockets.
- Pay up and look
pleasant, Haines said to him smiling.
Stephen filled a
third cup, a spoonful of tea colouring faintly the thick rich milk. Buck Mulligan brought up a florin, twisted it
round in his fingers and cried:
- A miracle!
He passed it along
the table towards the old woman, saying:
- Ask nothing more
of me, sweet. All I can give you I give.
Stephen laid the
coin in her uneager hand.
- We'll owe twopence, he said.
- Time enough, sir,
she said, taking the coin. Time enough. Good
morning, sir.
She curtseyed and
went out, followed by Buck Mulligan's tender chant:
-
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More would be laid at your feet.
He turned to Stephen
and said:
- Seriously, Dedalus. I'm
stony. Hurry out to your school kip and
bring us back some money. Today the
bards must drink and junket. Ireland
expects that every man this day will do his duty.
- That reminds me,
Haines said, rising, that I have to visit your national library today.
- Our swim first,
Buck Mulligan said.
He turned to Stephen
and asked blandly:
- Is this the day
for your monthly wash, Kinch?
Then he said to
Haines:
- The unclean bard
makes a point of washing once a month.
- All Ireland is
washed by the gulfstream, Stephen said as he let
honey trickle over a slice of the loaf.
Haines from the
corner where he was knotting easily a scarf about the loose collar of his
tennis shirt spoke:
- I intend to make a
collection of your sayings if you will let me.
Speaking
to me. They wash and tub and
scrub. Agenbite of inwit. Conscience. Yet here's the spot.
- That one about the
cracked lookingglass of a servant being the symbol of
Irish art is deuced good.
Buck Mulligan kicked
Stephen's foot under the table and said with warmth of tone:
- Wait till you hear
him on Hamlet, Haines.
- Well, I mean it, Haines
said, still speaking to Stephen. I was
just thinking of it when that poor old creature came in.
- Would I make money
by it? Stephen asked.
Haines laughed and,
as he took his soft grey hat from the holdfast of the hammock, said:
-
I don't know, I'm sure.
He strolled out to
the doorway. Buck Mulligan bent across
to Stephen and said with coarse vigour:
- You put your hoof
in it now. What did you say that for?
- Well? Stephen
said. The problem is to get money. From whom? From the milkwoman or from him. It's a toss up, I think.
- I blow him out
about you, Buck Mulligan said, and then you come along with your lousy leer and
your gloomy jesuit jibes.
- I see little hope,
Stephen said, from her or from him.
Buck Mulligan sighed
tragically and laid his hand on Stephen's arm.
- From me, Kinch, he said.
In a suddenly
changed tone he added:
- To tell you the
God's truth, I think you're right. Damn
all else they are good for. Why don't
you play them as I do? To hell with them all.
Let us get out of the kip.
He stood up, gravely
ungirdled and disrobed himself of his gown, saying
resignedly:
- Mulligan is
stripped of his garments.
He emptied his
pockets on to the table.
- There's your snotrag, he said.
And putting on his
stiff collar and rebellious tie, he spoke to them, chiding them, and to his
dangling watchchain.
His hands plunged and rummaged in his trunk while he called for a clean
handkerchief. Agenbite of inwit. God, we'll simply have to dress the
character. I want puce gloves and green
boots. Contradiction. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. Mercurial Malachi. A limp black missile flew out of his talking
hands.
- And there's your
Stephen picked it up
and put it on. Haines called to them
from the doorway:
- Are you coming,
you fellows?
- I'm ready, Buck
Mulligan answered, going towards the door.
Come out, Kinch. You have eaten all we left, I suppose. Resigned he passed out with grave words and
gait, saying, wellnigh with sorrow:
- And going forth he
met Butterly.
Stephen, taking his ashplant from its leaningplace,
followed them out and said, as they went down the ladder, pulled to the slow
iron door and locked it. He put the huge
key in his inner pocket.
At the foot of the
ladder Buck Mulligan asked:
Did you bring the
key?
- I have it, Stephen
said, preceding them.
He walked on. Behind him he heard Buck Mulligan club with
his heavy bathtowel the leader shoots of ferns or
grasses.
- Down, sir. How dare you, sir?
Haines asked:
- Do you pay rent
for this tower?
- Twelve quid, Buck
Mulligan said.
- To the secretary
of state for war, Stephen added over his shoulder.
They halted while
Haines surveyed the tower and said at last:
- Rather bleak in
wintertime, I should say. Martello you
call it?
- Billy Pitt had
them built, Buck Mulligan said, when the French were on the sea. But ours is the omphalos.
- What is your idea
of Hamlet? Haines asked Stephen.
- No, no, Buck
Mulligan shouted in pain. I'm not equal
to Thomas Aquinas and the fiftyfive reasons he has
made to prop it up. Wait till I have a
few pints in me first.
He turned to
Stephen, saying as he pulled down neatly the peaks of his primrose waistcoat:
- You couldn't
manage it under three pints, Kinch, could you?
- It has waited so long, Stephen said listlessly, it can wait longer.
- You pique my
curiosity, Haines said amiably. Is it
some paradox?
- Pooh! Buck
Mulligan said. We have grown out of
Wilde and paradoxes. It's quite
simple. He proves by algebra that
Hamlet's grandson is Shakespear's grandfather and
that he himself is the ghost of his own father.
- What? Haines said,
beginning to point at Stephen. He himself?
Buck Mulligan slung
his towel stolewise round his neck and, bending in
loose laughter, said to Stephen's ear:
- O, shade of Kinch the elder! Japhet in search of a father!
- We're always tired
in the morning, Stephen said to Haines.
And it is rather long to tell.
Buck Mulligan,
walking forward again, raised his hands.
- The sacred pint
along can unbind the tongue of Dedalus, he said.
- I mean to say,
Haines explained to Stephen as they followed, this tower and these cliffs here
remind me somehow of Elsinore. That beetles
o'er his base into the sea, isn't it?
Buck Mulligan turned
suddenly for an instant towards Stephen but did not speak. In the bright silent instant Stephen saw his
own image in cheap dusty mourning between their gay attires.
- It's a wonderful
tale, Haines said, bringing them to halt again.
Eyes, pale as the
sea the wind had freshened, paler, firm and prudent. The seas' ruler, he gazed southward over the
bay, empty save for the smokeplume of the mailboat, vague on the bright skyline, and a sail tacking
by the Muglins.
- I read a
theological interpretation of it somewhere, he said bemused. The Father and the Son
idea. The Son
striving to be atoned with the Father.
Buck Mulligan at
once put on a blithe broadly smiling face.
He looked at them, his wellshaped mouth open
happily, his eyes, from which he had suddenly withdrawn all shrewd sense,
blinking with mad gaiety. He moved a
doll's head to and fro, the brims of his Panama hat quivering, and began to
chant in a quiet happy foolish voice:
- I'm the queerest young fellow that ever you heard.
My mother's a jew, my father's a bird.
With Joseph the joiner I cannot agree,
So here's to disciples and
He held up a forefinger of
warning.
-
If anyone thinks that I amn't divine
He'll get no free drinks when I'm making the
wine
But have to drink water and wish it were
plain
That I make when the wine becomes water
again.
He
tugged swiftly at Stephen's ashplant in farewell and,
running forward to a brow of the cliff, fluttered his hands at his sides like
fins or wings of one about to rise in the air, and chanted:
- Goodbye, now, goodbye. Write down all I said
And tell Tom, Dick and Harry I rose from the
dead.
What's bred in the bone cannot fail me to
fly.
And Olivet's breezy ... Goodbye, now,
goodbye.
He capered before
them down towards the fortyfoot hole, fluttering his winglike hands, leaping nimbly, Mercury's hat quivering in
the fresh wing that bore back to them his brief birdlike cries.
Haines, who had been
laughing guardedly, walked on beside Stephen and said:
- We oughtn't to
laugh, I suppose. He's rather
blasphemous. I'm not a believer myself,
that is to say. Still his gaiety takes
the harm out of it somehow, doesn't it?
What did he call it? Joseph the Joiner?
- The ballad of
Joking Jesus, Stephen answered.
- O, Haines said,
you have heard it before?
- Three times a day,
after meals, Stephen said drily.
- You're not a
believer, are you? Haines asked. I mean, a believer in the narrow sense of the word. Creation from nothing and
miracles and a personal God.
- There's only one
sense of the word, it seems to me, Stephen said.
- Haines stopped to
take out a smooth silver case in which twinkled a green stone. He sprang it open with his thumb and offered
it.
- Thank you, Stephen
said, taking a cigarette.
Haines helped
himself and snapped the case to. He put
it back in his sidepocket and took from his waistcoatpocket a nickel tinderbox, sprang it open too,
and, having lit his cigarette, held the flaming spunk towards Stephen in the
shell of his hands.
- Yes, of course, he
said, as they went on again. Either you
believe or you don't, isn't it?
Personally I couldn't stomach that idea of a personal God. You don't stand for that, I suppose?
- You behold in me,
Stephen said with grim displeasure, a horrible example of free thought.
He walked on,
waiting to be spoken to, trailing his ashplant by his
side. Its ferrule followed lightly on
the path, squealing at his heels. My familiar, after me, calling Steeeeeeeeeephen. A wavering line along the
path. They will walk on it
tonight, coming here in the dark. He want that key. It is
mine, I paid the rent. Now I eat his
salt bread. Give him the key too. All. He will ask for it. That was in his eyes.
- After all, Haines began ...
Stephen turned and
saw that the cold gaze which had measured him was not
all unkind.
- After all, I
should think you are able to free yourself.
You are your own master, it seems to me.
- I am the servant
of two masters, Stephen said, an English and an
Italian.
- Italian? Haines
said.
A
crazy queen, old and jealous.
Kneel down before me.
- And a third,
Stephen said, there is who wants me for odd jobs.
Italian?
Haines said again. What do you mean?
- The imperial
British state, Stephen answered, his colour rising, and the holy Roman catholic
and apostolic church.
Haines detached from
his underlip some fibres of tobacco before he spoke.
I can quite
understand that, he said calmly. An
Irishman must think like that, I daresay.
We feel in England that we have treated you rather unfairly. It seems history is to blame.
The proud potent
titles clanged over Stephen's memory the triumph of their brazen bells: et unam sanctam
catholicam et apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change of rite
and dogma like his own rare thoughts, a chemistry of stars. Symbol of the apostles in the mass for pope Marcellus, the voices blended, singing alone loud in
affirmation: and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the church militant
disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs. A
horde of heresies fleeing with mitres awry: Photius
and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one, and Arius,
warring his life long upon the consubstantiality of the Son with the Father,
and Valentine, spurning Christ's terrene body, and the subtle African
heresiarch Sabellius who held that the Father was
Himself His own Son. Words Mulligan had
spoken a moment since in mockery to the stranger. Idle mockery. The void awaits surely all them that weave
the wind: a menace, a disarming and a worsting from
those embattled angels of the church, Michael's host, who defend her ever in
the hour of conflict with their lances and their shields.
Hear, hear. Prolonged applause. Zut! Nom de Dieu!
- Of course I'm a Britisher, Haines' voice said, and I feel as one. I don't want to see my country fall into the
hands of German jews
either. That's our national problem, I'm afraid, just now.
Two men stood at the
verge of the cliff, watching: businessman, boatman.
She's making for
Bullock harbour.
The boatman nodded
towards the north of the bay with some disdain.
- There's five
fathoms out there, he said. It'll be
swept up that way when the tide comes in about one. It's nine days
today.
The
man that was drowned. A sail veering about the blank bay waiting for a swollen bundle to
bob up, roll over to the sun a puffy face, salt white. Here I am.
They followed the
winding path down to the creek. Buck
Mulligan stood on a stone, in shirtsleeves, his unclipped tie rippling over his
shoulder. A young man clinging to a spur
of rock near him moved slowly frogwise his green legs
in the deep jelly of the water.
- Is the brother
with you, Malachi?
- Down in
Westmeath. With the Bannons.
- Still there? I got a card from Bannon. Says he found a sweet young thing down
there. Photo girl he calls her.
- Snapshot, eh? Brief exposure.
Buck Mulligan sat
down to unlace his boots. An elderly man
shot up near the spur of rock a blowing red face. He scrambled up by the stones, water
glistening on his pate and on its garland of grey hair, water rilling over his chest and paunch and spilling jets out of
his black sagging loincloth.
Buck Mulligan made
way for him to scramble past and, glancing at Haines and Stephen, crossed
himself piously with his thumbnail at brow and lips and breastbone.
- Seymour's back in
town, the young man said, grasping again his spur of rock. Chucked medicine and going in for the army.
- Ah, go to God,
Buck Mulligan said.
- Going over next
week to stew. You know that red Carlisle
girl, Lily?
- Yes.
- Spooning with him
last night on the pier. The father is rotto with money.
- Is she up the
pole?
- Better ask Seymour
that.
- Seymour a bleeding
officer, Buck Mulligan said.
He nodded to himself
as he drew off his trousers and stood up, saying tritely:
- Redheaded women
buck like goats.
He broke off in
alarm, feeling his side under his flapping shirt.
- My twelfth rip is
gone, he cried. I'm the Uebermench. Toothless Kinch and I, the supermen.
He struggled out of
his shirt and flung it behind him to where his clothes lay.
- Are you going in
here, Malachi?
- Yes. Make room in the bed.
The young man shoved
himself backward through the water and reached the middle of the creek in two
long clean strokes. Haines sat down on a
stone, smoking.
- Are you not coming
in? Buck Mulligan asked.
- Later on, Haines
said. Not on my breakfast.
Stephen turned away.
- I'm going,
Mulligan, he said.
- Give us that key, Kinch, Buck Mulligan said, to keep my chemise flat.
Stephen handed him
the key. Buck Mulligan laid it across
his heaped clothes.
- And twopence, he said, for a pint. Throw it there.
Stephen threw two pennies
on the soft heap. Dressing,
undressing.
Buck Mulligan erect,
with joined hands before him, said solemnly:
- He who stealeth from the poor lendeth to
the Lord. Thus spoke Zarathustra.
His plump body
plunged.
- We'll see you
again, Haines said, turning as Stephen walked up the path and smiling at wild
Irish.
Horn
of a bull, hoof of a horse, smile of a Saxon.
- The Ship, Buck
Mulligan cried. Half
twelve.
He walked along the upwardcurving path.
Liliata rutilantium
Turma circumdet
Iubilantium te virginum.
The
priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
A voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. It called again. A sleek brown head, a
seal's, far out on the water, round.
Usurper.