CHAPTER
THREE
It was somewhat later
than usual when, the following Sunday morning, Edward Hurst arrived down to
breakfast and, with a faint air of embarrassment, greeted his wife and the one
guest who had remained overnight, that being the tall, thin, dark-haired
thirty-seven-year-old by name of Colin Patmore, who had at one time been a
literary critic but was now, like his bleary-eyed brother-in-law, the chief
editor of a monthly arts periodical based in London's West End. He had been speaking to his elder sister of
the ups-and-downs of this periodical prior to
"Feeling any better this morning?" he asked, as the
latecomer took a seat at the opposite end of the small rectangular table and,
before his wife could do anything, proceeded to pour himself a cup of black
coffee.
"Slightly,"
"It was really rather silly of you to have drunk so much
wine, wasn't it?" scolded Valerie Hurst, who looked completely refreshed
by her night's sleep.
"Well, I suppose I must have got carried away," her
husband responded, as he gently sipped the steaming contents of his cup.
"Which is a thing we all do from time to time,"
Patmore sympathized, smiling.
"Oh, really?" Patmore exclaimed, holding back the
uneaten part of a slice of thickly buttered toast which he had been about to
put into his ravenous mouth. "I'm
afraid I must confess to having been similarly saddled with the asshole later
on, and by no less a person than the little scoundrel in question."
"Ah well, perhaps you can understand how I felt about the
matter last night," said
Valerie Hurst poured herself, Patmore declining, a third cup of
tea - tea being her preference to coffee - and confessed to not having had the
dubious privilege of being drawn into conversation with the man herself. "All I can remember is answering the
door to him when he arrived," she lightly concluded.
"It would have been better had you not admitted him!"
her husband asseverated with an air of outraged innocence. "He hadn't come to enter into the party
spirit. Only to defy and override
it." There was an anguished pause
while
Colin Patmore smiled a shade patronizingly, and then said: "Fortunately, he didn't have much to say
on that subject to me, but contented himself, instead, with discussing
literature and the arts, in accordance with his apparent capacity as an avant-garde
novelist. He was of the opinion that any
art form which doesn't reflect our growing allegiance to the superconscious is
essentially anachronistic or reactionary."
"Well, I take it you won't be inviting Thurber to any
future parties you may throw," Patmore deduced, swallowing the rest of his
toast.
"Not if he brings people like that here again, I
won't!"
"Really?"
"Oh yes, quite easily!"
"Yes, you may be right," Patmore conceded, nodding
vaguely. "Though, as you well know,
I have more experience of literary critics myself, and there doesn't seem to be
too many of those around - at least, not
good ones. But supposing you do drop
him, he'll still be able to find himself an alternative publication, won't
he?"
It was really meant as a rhetorical question, but
"Isn't his girlfriend a journalist?" interposed
Valerie Hurst inquisitively, pushing her half-empty cup of mild tea to one side
and leaning forwards onto the table with fingers crossed in a businesslike
manner.
"Yes, but only on a rather intermittent freelance
basis," her husband confirmed.
"She's essentially a short-story writer, as I thought you
knew." And he might have added
something to the effect that she was a rather attractive one too, had he not
preferred, for his wife's sake, to merely call her good looks to mind and
momentarily dwell on the possibility of taking sexual advantage of them in due
course.
Yes, it had indeed been a pleasure talking to her prior to
Thurber's rude intrusion, one doubtless motivated by a degree of jealousy, and
he now sincerely regretted that it hadn't lasted longer. Still, there was always the possibility they
would meet again sometime and endeavour to renew their acquaintanceship, even
if on a relatively clandestine basis.
But whether Greta Ryan would have any bearing on Thurber's immediate
fate was another matter, and not one that he really cared to entertain. After all, he couldn't very well expect her
to take kindly to any intentions he might have to dispense with the
journalistic services of her current lover - assuming the critic really meant
anything to her. He would certainly have
to make up his mind on that score, indeed he would! For if he sincerely wanted to avenge himself
on Thurber for the humiliating experiences of the previous evening, not to
mention this morning's hangover, then he had better resign himself to
sacrificing the possibility of future meetings with the latter's
girlfriend. On the other hand, if he
wanted to see Greta again ...
"... and quite a good short-story writer, too,"
Patmore was saying, evidently in response to his brother-in-law's previous
comment. "I've read and published
one or two of her more recent stories."
"Yes, well, it's highly unlikely that Thurber would find
alternative publication in any literary magazine,"
"I see," said Valerie for no apparent reason. "But what about Mr Logan, does he
contribute articles to magazines?"
The question was primarily addressed to her brother.
"To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know,"
Patmore replied, frowning. "Though
if all his writing is nonsensical or, rather, non-representational, then I
rather incline to doubt it. After all,
what self-respecting magazine would seriously consider publishing stuff like
that? Not mine, at any rate! And, as far as I know, it has never been
expected to do so, either."
"And yet he has had so-called abstract novels
published,"
"Indeed," Patmore judiciously conceded, his thin brows
raised in an appropriate show of puzzlement.
"Evidently by one of the metropolis' more avant-garde publishers
who have a rather poetic sense of literary abstraction. Probably a firm always on the brink of
liquidation, like himself. I mean, he
can't be making that much money from them, can he?" Which rhetorical statement was followed,
after a short pause, by the question: "How many people do you know who read - if
that's the correct word - completely abstract novels?"
"None," the Hursts replied simultaneously.
"Well, there you are!" said Patmore reassuringly. "Unless he gets a subsidy from the Arts
Council or has some private means that we don't know about ..."
"Or also writes less unconventionally for some periodical,
possibly under a pseudonym which none of us has ever heard of," Valerie
suggested.
"Yes, that's always possible," Patmore conceded,
nodding vaguely and even a shade regretfully.
"After all, if he can still talk sense, there's no reason for us to
suppose that he can't also write it, if circumstances oblige."
"Sense?"
There was a titter of disrespectful laughter from
"Exactly what I think"
"It takes a brave man to do such a thing," Patmore
opined. "Either that or a
lunatic."
"Well, you can guess what he is,"
Once again, to the accompaniment of a further titter of
disrespectful laughter from Valerie Hurst, a faint sigh emerged from Colin
Patmore. "Yes, so I was led to
believe from a few educative words the novelist had with me," he
ironically declared. "Perhaps that
explains why Christianity is no longer as influential as formerly, bearing in
mind the diminishing status of the subconscious, and hence of the Devil and all
his followers. The concept of Hell no
longer inspires any great fear in the great majority of people because it has
ceased to correspond to a major psychological reality, ceased to dominate our
consciousness to the extent it must have done when mankind was more
psychologically balanced between the dark and the light."
"Bah! You sound as though you actually believe it,"
"Well, to a degree I suppose I do," Patmore confessed,
blushing slightly, "insofar as it is generally true to say that we no longer
go in any great fear of Hell. The
question then presents itself - are we therefore prepared to take the concept
of Heaven more seriously, and, if so, can it be deemed compatible with a belief
in some utopian millennium of a post-human order?"
"But I thought you didn't approve of that?" Valerie
objected.
"I don't," her brother confirmed.
"Yet, presumably, you're still prepared to give more
credence to Heaven," Hurst observed.
"Only when it's equated with a kind of posthumous Clear
Light, as in the context advocated by Aldous Huxley," admitted Patmore
with an affirmative nod.
"Ah, but that's precisely what Mr Logan wouldn't approve
of!" Hurst countered, thumping the table as though for reassurance. "For, to his way of thinking, there's
only the prospect of a post-human millennium, and whatever corresponds to
posthumous salvation is illusory or, at best, inadequate. He most certainly does equate Heaven with a
utopian outcome to history."
"And would doubtless think poorly of anyone who
didn't," Valerie Hurst confidently surmised in the swift wake of her
husband's retort.
"Well, he can think what he bloody-well likes," said
Patmore sternly. "But I, for one,
have no sympathy with the idea. To me,
an afterlife in which some kind of spiritual salvation is possible seems a more
feasible, not to say tolerable, conjecture than an evolutionary climax of
indefinite spiritual bliss being posited as occurring at sometime in the
distant future."
"Ditto for me," Hurst seconded, breaking into
something approaching a genuine smile for the first time since his arrival at
breakfast that morning. "But you
wouldn't succeed in convincing Mr Logan of that! He has no faith in a personal afterlife. All we are, apparently, are tiny links in a
chain of life which leads from the inception to the hypothetical culmination of
human evolution, with no other duty than to live for our progeny and do what we
can to assist the progress of that evolution while we're still alive. After death - whoosh, that's it! We've served our term and must leave the duty
we abandoned to those who remain behind."
"Not very flattering to our egos, is it?" Patmore
deduced, frowning characteristically.
"Quite," his host sympathized, with a vaguely
reproachful nod. "But, curiously,
Mr Logan would seem to be a little less egocentric than us, a little further
ahead of us along the path of evolution, as it were, and thus not quite so
upset by the likelihood that salvation, when and if it comes, will only come to
those who are at the end of the path rather than to those who, like ourselves,
are approximately at the half-way stage or maybe a little beyond that."
"You mean he has proletarian leanings," Patmore
inferred, letting the ideological cat out of the bourgeois bag in which
posthumous salvation complacently slumbered, to the detriment of millennial
futurity.
"So it would appear," Hurst solemnly concurred.
The guest smiled knowingly.
"Well, maybe that explains why he didn't quite enter into the
spirit of your party last night," he opined, offering each of the Hursts
an ironic wink. "He must have taken
one look around him, realized he was in the enemy's camp, and decided there and
then that if he couldn't get out of it again, he'd do his level best not to be
impressed by it but, rather, to subvert and undermine it."
"Which, to all appearances, he damn-well succeeded in
doing!" Hurst averred, sighing peevishly.
"And to such a deplorable extent ... that I was duly obliged to
compensate myself for the polemical interruption of my festivities by consuming
far more alcohol than would otherwise have been the case ... with a consequence
which is all-too-apparent to you both this morning!" At which point, he rubbed a tender hand
across his furrowed brow, as though, on the contrary, it was anything but
apparent to them.
"Have another black coffee," his wife dutifully
advised him, noticing the empty cup in front of his plate.
"Yes, I think I'd better," he meekly agreed, accepting
her suggestion without demur.