Revaluating
Gaelic Football and Hurling. For years I thought Gaelic football superior
to hurling as though it were the higher of the two Irish sports and the one
that stood at the northeast point of the intercardinal
axial compass as against the southwest in church-hegemonic/state-subordinate
axial terms. But subsequent reflection led me to revaluate this
assumption and to perceive that while both games allowed for a point over the
bar, hurling was more consistently the game in which the player was expected to
keep the ball or, rather, sliothar off the ground
with the use of his hurley, the hockey- if not
club-like stick, and therefore, when other factors had been taken into account,
including the hurley itself, I came to believe that
hurling stood in axial polarity to Gaelic football in reverse terms to how I
had supposed in the past. But that does not make me pro-hurling. On
the contrary, I perceive in the hurley a parallel
with Devil the Mother hyped as God which has the idealism, as it were, of a
transcendent point over the bar 'by the balls' in the sense that such a point
stems from a materialistic precondition in the hurley
itself. Therefore there seems to me to be something quintessentially
Catholic in the noumenal context of the northeast
point of the intercardinal axial compass which,
despite rhetoric to the contrary, is still subject to the metachemical
fundamentalism and, more to the point, materialism of its northwest point in
typically alpha-stemming, Old-Testament deferring, extrapolative fashion.
I am suspicious of this hurley materialism, and I
feel that it could not be endorsed in a context led by a more complete and
genuine order of metaphysics that sought to dispose of everything metachemical (not to mention antimetaphysical)
as it enhanced the northeast point of our intercardinal
axial compass in the interests of a more complete and permanent gender-based
salvation and counter-damnation of those at its southwest point, who, in the
relativity of these things, may well be more given to Gaelic football than to
hurling. An aspect of raising the lowly up to a position of paramount
metaphysics (and for females antimetachemistry) would
be the indoor interiorization of sport, not least in
respect of Gaelic football, and I feel that while Gaelic could be interiorized
with benefit to all who both play and watch it, hurling, corresponding to the
Roman Catholic noumenal status quo, would be less
suited to such a transfiguration in view of the much greater noise that would
surely result from the utilization of hurleys in an
indoor context. But if Gaelic football was raised up in such fashion,
then it would not be long before everything traditionally
state-hegemonic/church-subordinate in Ireland was adversely affected to a
degree whereby rugby, the higher, or noumenal,
British sport was brought crashing down to association football and football
itself was deemed eligible for axial transposition and subsequent elevation in
the wake of Gaelic football. In the end, only something approximating to
football, and then to Gaelic football, duly transmuted, would exist, as though
in parallel with the triumph of everything godly and antidevilish
at the northeast point of the intercardinal axial
compass. Now such a hypothesis may seem wildly fanciful and even a little
crazy, but it only follows the general inter-axial schema of salvation and
counter-damnation, damnation and counter-salvation already outlined in my
writings and therefore parallels, in some degree, that more politically- and
religiously-oriented sequence of events which I equate with moral and cultural
progress. It may be that, in the event of a credible approximation to
'Kingdom Come' ever coming to pass, no sport will be given all that much
encouragement. But that sounds somewhat idealistic and, as it were, too
dismissive of reality and the slowness and difficulty with which significantly
meaningful change can be engineered. If some accommodation with the
sporting status quo has to be made, then what I have outlined above may not,
after all, be that far off the provisional mark, even if, long term, the
prospects for any physical sport surviving could not be too great. If the
lowly are to be raised up, as from southwest to northeast of the intercardinal axial compass, then those who are already
representative of the noumenal heights will have to
be if not cast down then, at the very least, removed and invalidated, since you
can no more establish an ideology like Social Theocracy without getting rid, in
due course, of everything Catholic than bring the Gaelic footballers to indoor
salvation/counter-damnation without getting rid of that which is so obviously
rooted in materialism and, hence, an outdoor allegiance which apparently goes
all the way back, on sublimated terms, to Old Testament fundamentalism.
Gaelic football and hurling, like rugby and association football in Britain,
have their respective political and religious adherents in Ireland, and it
would come as no surprise to me to discover that, when push comes to shove, a
blue shirt stands behind every hurler that would be quick to pounce, in defence
of hierarchical values, on radical republicanism. I am not, of course, a
radical republican in that obviously Sinn Fein sense, but I do subscribe to an
overhaul or, rather, to the supersession of Catholic
tradition on my own rather more elevated metaphysical and antimetachemical
terms, for which a democratic mandate of the concept of religious sovereignty
would be required. For unless a paradoxical election or utilization of
the democratic process in Eire does transpire at some future date, there can be
no deliverance of the people not just from Catholic tradition but from that
which has effectively consigned such a tradition to an obsolescent status in
the background of contemporary American-inspired materialism, making them less
church-hegemonic/state-subordinate than deferentially
quasi-state-hegemonic/quasi-state-subordinate in a paradoxical limbo from which
they can only be delivered via the successful prosecution of a contrary order
of paradox such that, in the event of a majority mandate, would signify the
dawn of a new order of church-hegemonic/state-subordinate axial criteria
commensurate, in Social Theocracy, with 'Kingdom Come', and thus with the restitution
of salvation and counter-damnation on terms which, being synthetically
artificial, owed nothing to Catholicism and everything to its globally
universal successor.