17 August 1900
Maurice came this morning, armed with scandals. Joseph was arrested last night on the
Boulevard Pasteur: well, if he travels to the suburbs he deserves to be
arrested. Joseph is a sweet boy: he
insists that I call him Mary, although I told him that the character of a
virgin is always more suspect than that of a carpenter. A woman hanged herself last night in the
Boulevard Sébastopol, right next to the Petits Agneaux - whether in
protest against the displays in the front windows, it is impossible yet to
determine. Then Maurice asked me for my
own news.
'Did I tell
you about my cousin Lionel?'
'No. Because you have no cousin Lionel.'
Well,
Lionel wished to become a writer. I told
him that only thoroughly good people ever become writers, but he was quite
insistent. He wrote back to me: What
about Hall Caine?'
'Oscar, you
are talking nonsense, as usual.'
'I replied,
Who is Hall Caine?
Never trust anyone who sounds like a Scottish residence. But Lionel was adamant. Only yesterday he sent me the first line of
his novel. Do you wish to hear it?'
'If it is
short.'
'It goes -
"Those are excellent apricots, are they not?" I have written to tell him that he should go
on; I long to hear the answer. I know so
little about apricots. No, Maurice, I am
afraid I have very little news: I am dying and, what is more, I have no
cigarettes.'
Maurice
left me two or three 'weeds', as he calls them in his strange English, before
he retired to the relative safety of the streets. I cannot exist without cigarettes: the first,
and I think the most awful, experience of prison life came when I was denied
them. The secret of my identity
disappeared at once: like God, my face should always be seen behind
clouds. Now, whenever I think of that
terrible period, I feel some absurd need to light one. I smoke continually, of course. Cigarettes are the torches of
self-consciousness, and under their influence I can withdraw from the world
into a sphere of private sensation. I
lie upon my bed, and watch the fumes curl towards the ceiling. It is the only entertainment which my bed
provides.
I do not
sleep in it, at least not in the manner which doctors prescribe. My nerves may be exhausted, but they have a
strange facility for reminding me of their presence. My little Jewish doctor tells me that I
suffer from neurasthenia: I told him that only advanced people suffer from that
particular complaint, at least according to Ouida,
and that I was quite happy to accept his diagnosis. Indeed, I was flattered to be thought worthy
of it.
I have
always suffered from nervous disabilities.
In earlier years I grew pale and sick with asthma, and as I grew older I
often lay prostrate with various complaints which cleverly anticipated the
crises of my life. The body has a
strange consciousness of its own and, when I was surrounded by renters or by
creditors, or when I could not work upon my plays, it would plunge me into
disorder. The body can detect misery and
disaster even before the spirit feels them.
This is no doubt the message which Mr Darwin has left us: it only waits
to be discovered within the medieval mysteries of his prose. I am tired now: I must rest.