DRINKING
AND SMOKING
There is
something bourgeois about
A drink/smoke
dichotomy, as though
Indulgence
of both alcohol and tobacco confirmed
An
antinatural/subnatural relativity,
Applicable
to an atomic age.
Those
who are not subnatural
But antinatural ... will only drink.
Those
who are not antinatural
But subnatural ... will only smoke.
The
first category will drink canned beer,
The
second category … roll their own cigarettes,
With
or without dope.
In
between will come the beer/tobacco compromise
Of antinatural/subnatural atomists,
A
compromise never more democratic
Than
when the beer is in pint glasses
And the
tobacco in cigars,
Though
still existing
On the
relatively bureaucratic level
Of
bottled beer and cigarettes.
Anyway,
if drinking is antinatural
And
smoking subnatural,
The one
corresponding to a wavicle equivalent,
The
other to a particle equivalent,
Then we
need not hesitate
To
equate eating with a natural absolutism
And
sniffing, by contrast,
With a
supernatural absolutism,
The one
preceding alcohol
In the
atomic-particle age of the Kingdom,
The
other destined to succeed tobacco
In the
electron-wavicle age of the Centre,
Eating
as confirmation
Of a
kind of atomic relativity
Between
eater and eaten,
Sniffing
as confirmation
Of a
kind of electron absolutism
Between sniffer and thing sniffed.